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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nice piece of shit! Did you buy it at the shit marketplace, or did you make it in the toilet?

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Juice box & cigarette, just like the good 'ol days

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You walk by an old woman sweeping her stoop after gardening. What do you do: 1) Stop to ask if she needs a hand and help finish sweeping up the trimmings 2) Tip your hat as you continue to walk past, spinning your pocket watch

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Quirk chungus survivor (2026)

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Going to Costco twice in one morning changes a man

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ever since started using the tophat emoji my life has significantly improved

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Anyone have a temu link for A Scanner Darkly's scramble suits?

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

They've rebooted X-Men so many times that soon Magneto will be Palestinian

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Took the day off to see this lunar eclipse

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Canada you smoke too hard. Your swag too different. They'll kill you Canada

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Spreadsheets are for your mom In this house, I make the bed

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Legit addicted to electricity

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Renting audio equipment to make it seem like I'm throwing a house party (girls for the win!) The reality is I'll be keeping quiet with the blinds closed until I have to return everything Sunday afternoon

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Been grinding my nuts to the bone for renting a studio basement with no doors or windows

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

One must imagine Dracula happy

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

For context it was the janitor and COO, but it turns out that they were related Nepotism is literally everywhere

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Got in trouble for trying to make 2 people kiss at work It was supposed to be for synergy and now I'm unemployable?

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Should be asking why we're not all wearing cloaks and capes (wearable blankets) This go-go 90s lifestyle is taking a toll

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

You may now pork the bride

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Cafe int - 56 y/o male with mid 20s GF waits in line to order coffee 56m : Do you have black coffee? Do you think they'll accept gold coins? (Turns to camera to knowingly smirk for 42mins while laugh track crescendos) Credits

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

We should leave these computers alone I don't think they like what we're doing with them

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Who else's snackle-box is taking the hit from this affordability crisis?

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Went to the county fair and rode the scrambler this weekend Forgot how to log onto my computer and who I am

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Guys can do girl math too

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The movie Jaws was such a simple story. Just a town wanting to kill a shark Would love to see a prequel of how Jaws became so twisted. Seeing it go from a promising youngling, to a deranged menace that was warped by a broken society under the sea What's their story?

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Your life's in shambles when you don't even check under your bed for monsters Couldn't care less about whatever's emitting light for down there, I have work in a couple hours

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

What elixir do they drink out of the World Cup? It must be some powerful stuff if every country is after it

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Accountant just emailed me with the subject, "whoops!"

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Being a human cannonball has its ups & downs

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The Steam Machine is still a marvel that they got that much steam into ~6" Imagine getting an Atari 2600 in 1977, or a PS5 Pro now for a similar price as the entry model

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The most sci-fi aspect of Blade Runner 2046 is that hardware and software works competently with that much AI integration

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Flirting after going nonverbal from too many hotdogs

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Eating a salad so depressing that light couldn't capture it in a picture

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

They're going to make you watch soccer

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Getting CTE over Lego and Pokemon cards is increasing

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

My life is a movie Shenmue: The Movie

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I wish I could fold my laptop one or two more times to make it pocketable Trying this with my X1 Carbon Gen5 Lenovo ThinkPad ruined it and my pants

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

When you use the bathroom correctly

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Is it a red flag if your situationship keeps asking you to swallow airtags?

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Reverse karaoke where everyone gets on stage and plays the instruments to an acapella

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

When you're a kid, you respect BAM for being a bonkers pro skater and doing jackass As an adult you respect him for relearning to skate, stacking clips, and putting in the work to loose weight

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Do you need to bring your own calculator to the bank, or should they have one there?

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Purchasing a dump truck was funny at the time Using it a daily driver is robbing my children's future and bankrupting my family I can't let them find out about this

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DogSplat @dogsplat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Big tobacco doesn't want you to know that if you quit smoking you can vibrate at extreme frequencies for the 2-3 days when going through withdraws This can allow you to go through solid walls and see opposite facing surfaces This is one weird trick that casinos HATE but it's totally legal

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