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Jesse N

@doggles.bsky.social
25 followers 7 following 82 posts

3x #1 NYTimes Bestselling Gaming Author (3 Rules for Gamers, True Fundies, The Gamer Whisperer)

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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The average voter is this woman at the deli talking about how sad it is that there's an older homeless woman outside stop & shop and how we should be able to take care of people in this country and then not 5 minutes later complaining that the younger generation doesn't want to work
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How can you not be embarrassed to be a republican. The party of "Clinton lied under oath" is now an endless parade of criminals that the senate hinges on you voting for. Roy Moore, Paxton, Collins, etc. If the primary motivation is getting rid of "illegals" this seems like a logical place to start!
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"with ai mods you can play spiderman in the batman universe" i can already do that it's called legos
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what about the millenial john stuart mill though
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought my frustration with peoples lack of spatial awareness was just me being a hypercritical jerk but today i got cut off on both sides of a very narrow stairway. Straight to jail!
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are calling it "elder abuse" but this is exactly what Mitch McConnell would have wanted--to throw the decrepitude of the American political system in its citizens' faces one final time before he kicks the bucket
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Its pretty messed up that people were celebrating charlie kirk yesterday. He said some really heinous shit
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The ai-generated song this guy at the gas station was blasting from his 3-wheeled convertible is easily the most repulsive thing ive ever heard. Whenever im afraid ive been beating the anti-ai drum too much the world reminds me that you cannot hate this technology enough
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
just learned a new word, can't wait to inexplicably see it in half a dozen places by next week
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"AI slop" is a bad term because it implies the existence of AI that isn't slop
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
80% of the tiktoks i see on here and twitter are someone ranting at the camera with the premise of an argument and then restating that premise over and over for 70 seconds instead of developing it at all. deeply unsettling behavior, like if chatgpt came to life
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The woke mob is mad about my murder spree even though it's creating lots of new jobs at funeral homes
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just saw a Tesla with an "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" bumper sticker but bc they have a standard CT plate I know the year they bought the car and no u absolutely did not lmao
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
they're saying it's actually very cool and normal that i have a bicuspid aortic valve
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What you fail to consider is that when the framers of the 14th amendment wrote it they didn't anticipate that it would piss me off. Which makes it illegal
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
what a crazy world we live in that i'm considering subscribing to pewdiepie
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
On my drive to work today the front tire of the car in front of me disintegrated. Loud noise, huge shower of sparks, etc. I stopped and got out to see if the driver was okay and he acted completely unfazed. Like haha yea happens man. Felt like I was in an episode of the Flintstones or some shit
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If I were a coach I would occasionally say to the referees "You're right we did commit a foul there" instead of arguing all the time. This builds my credibility as an objective interlocutor in their minds
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
just had the life-shattering realization that "new-bald" is likely a correct pronunciation of my last name
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
the subway takes guy always says "so what's your take?" as if the subject came up organically during a long conversation, but they never show the lead-up. only ever a 2-minute clip. not to be trusted!
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
the cleric in my d&d campaign just accused me of "internalized gnomophobia" 😔
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I made a video essay about Magic's Commander format! Critics are saying "you don't sound mansplain-y" and "Ohmygod he remembered to tack on 5 minutes about capitalism at the end like a professional video essay guy" and "good job" www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLCN...
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Commander: Magic's Anti-Social Format
YouTube video by Spongy
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
it's crazy that they only figured out how to make good board games in like 1999
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I seem to have cultivated friends in a way that selects so highly for "enjoying slay the spire 2" that it feels weird that I have no interest in it
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
incredibly impressed by surfshark's ability to scam me. they waited 4 whole years then surreptitiously changed my subscription to 12 months instead of 24. i probably wouldn't have noticed but they got greedy this year & increased the price by 20 bucks. i'm gonna resubscribe, gotta respect the hustle
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It's 2006. You just got back from playing Magic at a friend's house. Your laptop won't start. The most important files u have are ur Baldur's Gate 2 saves. You jolt awake. It's 2026. You just got back from playing Magic at a friend's house. Your PC won't start. The most important files u lost are
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
someone Liked one of my goodreads reviews... do NOT do this. like feeding a dog from the table
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
And by dog i mean hard drive 😬
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
How about a comic of James Garfield right after being shot and hes like omg... i hate mondays. is this anything
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
(Job interviewer asks if I know what polymorphism is) Uhh sorry I'm not really into that lifestyle
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lupinx2 @lupinx2.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
To the expert observer, "anime pfp", much like Afghanistan, is actually a collection of distinct interlocking cultures rather than a single coherent polity.
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
uhhh my dog ate my video essay
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Neo-Colonialism in Star Wars: C3P0's Deception in Ewok Village, A Video Essay (3:25:11)
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
LUKE SKYWALKER: Yoda, I'm ready to finish my training YODA: Done with training, we are LUKE: Does... that mean I'm a real Jedi now? YODA: No. Face Vader, you must LUKE: YODA: LUKE: (Flexing his mechanical hand) YODA: What
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Medieval peasant Twitter be like "ugh must be nice to have a fake carrier pigeon job"
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Oranges are a fundamentally dishonest fruit
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
About to attempt to use a 20-year-old handwritten gift card in a local business #praxis #anticapitalism #stickingittotheman
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
saw a car with a bunch of maga bumper stickers like "want a shithole country? VOTE DEMOCRAT!" the only one that mentioned policy tho was "the big lie: CLIMATE CHANGE" and tbh i had no idea "maga guy motivated by opposition to climate change" existed. so exciting... like encountering a new pokemon
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
lost my old sunglasses and the thought popped into my head "maybe it's time to get back into wearing oakleys" and then a searing pain erupted on the lightning bolt scar on my forehead. my bad
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If I were in a Sword of Damocles situation it wouldn't even bother me that much. Like I'd get some inspectors to make sure the horse's hair holding it up was secure but then I'd move on. Not really worth worrying about imho
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Jesse N @doggles.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In the past I had to attribute my difficulty doing taxes to my own incompetence but thanks to our president and his big beautiful bill, the govt is now in charge of making this process more of a pain in the ass than it needs to be. THANK YOU SIR for making me track my overtime hrs in a spreadsheet!!
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