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dogdillon

@dogdillon.bsky.social
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i make oneshot references. not gonna post here much, most of y'all are still the same assholes you were on Twitter and talking about "so much more different and peaceful"

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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 7h
dogdillon as in military dogtags
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 8h
there is a hot bully girl in this game who puts you on a leash and makes you skip school to buy illegally imported cigarettes for her the game says cigarettes but i think theres also coke and weed no fags in sight british larping here
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 8h
do you guys think there's old ladies who buy the world encyclopedia every year for $1000 like they say millenials be doing to iPhones
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 8h
i'm not joking when i tell y'all i have a Shrek 2 DVD in my car just specifically so I can put it in the DVD player incase of an emergency shrek situation
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 9h
this porn game uses the word "pissed" to refer to the past tense of urination and the mood of being angry yet the game is british so being "pissed" should mean drunk i can't believe british people are larping being british especially with all the other slang in this game
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 9h
this porn game is british yet piss means urination and not getting drunk as fuck what is this larp of being british
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 9h
who they be placing in my feed man
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 9h
we knew this 3 years ago
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 15h
my character in this game might be the most poly character in all of fiction holy shit even Kris Deltarune doesn't have this many people in their life
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 15h
Meow
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 15h
everytime i almost die something important happens like i almost died a few nights ago and then grief got verified followed by the worlds first funkin announcement in like 5 years
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I talk to myself sometimes and maybe its a bad thing i just said "so thats how I'm going to kill the eight year old" with no contsxt
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
geometry dash hard icon porn in my feed
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why is the timezone wrong
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
twitter killed me for a week and i honestly wish it was longer after seeing posts like this in my feed
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the only reason why someone even buys a Raspberry Pi is either to do a really really basic task for an experiment or if they're trying to learn if you buy a $400 computer you probably already know enough about computers and you should genuinely just put Linux on a Thinkpad
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TIL Raspberry Pi actually is trying to sell a $400 computer like who tf is buying actual computers from Raspberry Pi if you want an actual full scale computer with Linux you can literally just get a Thinkpad with all this for like $120
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
american truck simulator was fun but i haven't played or updated it since like february and i hate having to reinstall 30 mods since there was like 4 big updates since
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i swear i used to follow a guy who regularly put cookie run porn in my feed i haven't seen any in a while did he die
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
funkin dev team hates nonbinary Tim Hortons confirmed
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you can't be filling your bio with union jacks and then call other people racist colonizers
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I almost got murdered at the same time grief was verified what the fuck man
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ms paint should use 48.3 gigabytes of ram right
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I forgot one detail
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if anyone takes offense to this then blame history don't blame me
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@e-dubz.newgrounds.com you're next and it's even historically accurate to replace your house with canada since you're part indigenous
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he didn't pay the HOA so i replaced his house with a tim hortons
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
pulling adventure time type shit and eating bacon pancakes i will die of shitting from the heart at age 30 but who cares
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
apparently churches don't like it when you have full demon horns, wings, and tail and masturbate 39 times
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have 9 pending discord friend requests 5 of them are pedophiles (4 of them being the same person) 2 of them are random ass mfs two of them are people i don't want to add because i like collecting friend requests
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sometimes i be watching North American car accidents and istg every Canadian one is in fucking Ontario what the fuck are y'all doing over in Ontario
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
like why did it show it as bytes for like 10 seconds
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my minecraft server is using a few gigs of ram not too much
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why am i getting fucked by a book let alone romeo and juliet what the fuck is this game
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
idk how but i guess i reached the end of youtube shorts as a whole it won't scroll down anymore in anyway apparently theres only 14 shorts in the entire world
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"too many requests" i touched one single thing what the fuck do you mean why is open source code website limit you to 0.1 requests per millenium
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
apparently churches don't like it when you have full demon horns, wings, and tail and masturbate 39 times
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have like 4 1/2 chests of trans colored concrete should i replace everything with trans canada because fart giggle
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay pro tip: don't maximize your demonism in this game and then go to church they don't like demons surprisingly and ESPECIALLY don't orgasm 36 times
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why was it 10x easier for him to get me pregnant than for me to get him pregnant fuck this game bro
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nodboy
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omg it's the pizzeria from that one funny youtube video
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it was a slender man not THE Slenderman copyrighted by Sony Pictures 2015
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the clip of bonnie soloing three people in the EU Tournament is funny to me because it just proves build sweats legit got like zero actual gameplay skills
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I DIDN'T EVEN CUM HOW DID SLENDERMAN GET PREGNANT
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GOD DAMNIT I GOT SLENDERMAN PREGNANT AGAIN
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS GAME IS 1984 WHY CAN'T I TAKE HARD DRUGS OR DRINK ONE BEER WHILE I'M PREGNANT?
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I JUST IMPREGNATED A SLENDER MAN
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fat bear week and no fat bears in my feed #smh my head
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm dead for 6 more days in twitter by the way
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