dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 8hthere is a hot bully girl in this game who puts you on a leash and makes you skip school to buy illegally imported cigarettes for her the game says cigarettes but i think theres also coke and weed no fags in sight british larping here 100
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 8hdo you guys think there's old ladies who buy the world encyclopedia every year for $1000 like they say millenials be doing to iPhones 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 8hi'm not joking when i tell y'all i have a Shrek 2 DVD in my car just specifically so I can put it in the DVD player incase of an emergency shrek situation 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 9hthis porn game uses the word "pissed" to refer to the past tense of urination and the mood of being angry yet the game is british so being "pissed" should mean drunk i can't believe british people are larping being british especially with all the other slang in this game 100
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 9hthis porn game is british yet piss means urination and not getting drunk as fuck what is this larp of being british 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 15hmy character in this game might be the most poly character in all of fiction holy shit even Kris Deltarune doesn't have this many people in their life 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 15heverytime i almost die something important happens like i almost died a few nights ago and then grief got verified followed by the worlds first funkin announcement in like 5 years 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I talk to myself sometimes and maybe its a bad thing i just said "so thats how I'm going to kill the eight year old" with no contsxt 100
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026twitter killed me for a week and i honestly wish it was longer after seeing posts like this in my feed 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the only reason why someone even buys a Raspberry Pi is either to do a really really basic task for an experiment or if they're trying to learn if you buy a $400 computer you probably already know enough about computers and you should genuinely just put Linux on a Thinkpad 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026TIL Raspberry Pi actually is trying to sell a $400 computer like who tf is buying actual computers from Raspberry Pi if you want an actual full scale computer with Linux you can literally just get a Thinkpad with all this for like $120 100
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026american truck simulator was fun but i haven't played or updated it since like february and i hate having to reinstall 30 mods since there was like 4 big updates since 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i swear i used to follow a guy who regularly put cookie run porn in my feed i haven't seen any in a while did he die 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026funkin dev team hates nonbinary Tim Hortons confirmed 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026you can't be filling your bio with union jacks and then call other people racist colonizers 010
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I almost got murdered at the same time grief was verified what the fuck man 010
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if anyone takes offense to this then blame history don't blame me 010
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026@e-dubz.newgrounds.com you're next and it's even historically accurate to replace your house with canada since you're part indigenous 111
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026he didn't pay the HOA so i replaced his house with a tim hortons 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026pulling adventure time type shit and eating bacon pancakes i will die of shitting from the heart at age 30 but who cares 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026apparently churches don't like it when you have full demon horns, wings, and tail and masturbate 39 times 100
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i have 9 pending discord friend requests 5 of them are pedophiles (4 of them being the same person) 2 of them are random ass mfs two of them are people i don't want to add because i like collecting friend requests 100
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026sometimes i be watching North American car accidents and istg every Canadian one is in fucking Ontario what the fuck are y'all doing over in Ontario 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026like why did it show it as bytes for like 10 seconds 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my minecraft server is using a few gigs of ram not too much 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026why am i getting fucked by a book let alone romeo and juliet what the fuck is this game 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026idk how but i guess i reached the end of youtube shorts as a whole it won't scroll down anymore in anyway apparently theres only 14 shorts in the entire world 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"too many requests" i touched one single thing what the fuck do you mean why is open source code website limit you to 0.1 requests per millenium 010
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026apparently churches don't like it when you have full demon horns, wings, and tail and masturbate 39 times 110
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i have like 4 1/2 chests of trans colored concrete should i replace everything with trans canada because fart giggle 021
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026okay pro tip: don't maximize your demonism in this game and then go to church they don't like demons surprisingly and ESPECIALLY don't orgasm 36 times 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026why was it 10x easier for him to get me pregnant than for me to get him pregnant fuck this game bro 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026omg it's the pizzeria from that one funny youtube video 020
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it was a slender man not THE Slenderman copyrighted by Sony Pictures 2015 010
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the clip of bonnie soloing three people in the EU Tournament is funny to me because it just proves build sweats legit got like zero actual gameplay skills 000
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026THIS GAME IS 1984 WHY CAN'T I TAKE HARD DRUGS OR DRINK ONE BEER WHILE I'M PREGNANT? 101
dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fat bear week and no fat bears in my feed #smh my head 000