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dogdillon

@dogdillon.bsky.social
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i make oneshot references. not gonna post here much, most of y'all are still the same assholes you were on Twitter and talking about "so much more different and peaceful"

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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 1h
you can't be filling your bio with union jacks and then call other people racist colonizers
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 9h
I almost got murdered at the same time grief was verified what the fuck man
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 10h
ms paint should use 48.3 gigabytes of ram right
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 15h
I forgot one detail
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 15h
@e-dubz.newgrounds.com you're next and it's even historically accurate to replace your house with canada since you're part indigenous
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 15h
he didn't pay the HOA so i replaced his house with a tim hortons
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
pulling adventure time type shit and eating bacon pancakes i will die of shitting from the heart at age 30 but who cares
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have 9 pending discord friend requests 5 of them are pedophiles (4 of them being the same person) 2 of them are random ass mfs two of them are people i don't want to add because i like collecting friend requests
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sometimes i be watching North American car accidents and istg every Canadian one is in fucking Ontario what the fuck are y'all doing over in Ontario
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
like why did it show it as bytes for like 10 seconds
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my minecraft server is using a few gigs of ram not too much
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why am i getting fucked by a book let alone romeo and juliet what the fuck is this game
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
idk how but i guess i reached the end of youtube shorts as a whole it won't scroll down anymore in anyway apparently theres only 14 shorts in the entire world
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"too many requests" i touched one single thing what the fuck do you mean why is open source code website limit you to 0.1 requests per millenium
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
apparently churches don't like it when you have full demon horns, wings, and tail and masturbate 39 times
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have like 4 1/2 chests of trans colored concrete should i replace everything with trans canada because fart giggle
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay pro tip: don't maximize your demonism in this game and then go to church they don't like demons surprisingly and ESPECIALLY don't orgasm 36 times
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why was it 10x easier for him to get me pregnant than for me to get him pregnant fuck this game bro
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omg it's the pizzeria from that one funny youtube video
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the clip of bonnie soloing three people in the EU Tournament is funny to me because it just proves build sweats legit got like zero actual gameplay skills
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I DIDN'T EVEN CUM HOW DID SLENDERMAN GET PREGNANT
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GOD DAMNIT I GOT SLENDERMAN PREGNANT AGAIN
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS GAME IS 1984 WHY CAN'T I TAKE HARD DRUGS OR DRINK ONE BEER WHILE I'M PREGNANT?
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I JUST IMPREGNATED A SLENDER MAN
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fat bear week and no fat bears in my feed #smh my head
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm dead for 6 more days in twitter by the way
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this strawberry cheesecake milkshake is cumming in my ass right now
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder how many people in the world have ever said this sentence.
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who the fuck put amputation porn in my feed and why??????????
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
none of y'all know about the dogdillon toronto jizz incident
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people should get their testicles slowly chopped in half and then shoved rough into their earlobes. And if they don't have balls, one will be appointed to them
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why do so many games have the PSG-1 in them like theres not even 200 of that gun in the entire world i'm pretty sure and also it's pretty much just the most average rifle ever especially now by today's standards
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i feel like by the february deadline my media archive is going to total like 70 hours long and yet it would still only cover like 5% of the shit i reference or do daily
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i haven't really played much HPSB since my acc got wiped for no reason like a few years ago other than to log in on my ironman profile for a few things every now and then why is there like actual music and graphics now also wtf is this hub
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching jerma do gta rp is funny the fuck you mean he actually spent like an hour at a police station giving a statement to a police officer in the game and then the officer spent another hour repeating the story back because he actually wrote it all down
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
tfw they kill themself because you wouldn't cuddle them
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun Fact: I added Charlie Kirk to my minecraft server whitelist two months ago and he hasn't noticed
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not only that but i have only 18 mods on my server but it takes 30 minutes to install all them because modrinth makes you go through like 20 menus to install one thing if you don't use their shitty ass launcher that has been broken for two years
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: the reason why it took me like a month to update my minecraft server the last time is because modrinth is ass and despite all my mods being updated to support 26.2 before 26.2 released, modrinth said they haven't been updated for like 5 months so i thought they died
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i was supposed to do like an entire tour of all of Canada and the US in American Truck Simulator and then like the game updated 3 times and made the UI bad and also all my mods broke and i was too lazy to update or fix them and lose progress on the 300 hour long drive i started
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
theres probably some people who are going to discover you can do this from this post
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
here is a little fun fact i disovered myself a long time ago: On Windows and every single Linux distro (or keyboard driver) i've used, you can use shift in caps-lock to type in lowercase this is not on MacOS at all on MacOS you are always in caps in caps-lock
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
some mfs will yell at you about minecraft being a sandbox game (where you do whatever you want) every update but if you tell them you like playing older versions or god forbid mention keep inventory you will get doxxed
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
holy shit dude
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fandom wiki is really fun because for some reason they order their images really terribly meaning you'll be looking articles up on google and the image to go with the embed is entirely unrelated to the article because the fucking sidebar came before the actual article
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i literally spent two whole weeks of my life looking for a gmod map just to get two likes btw
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gay luigi gay luigi gay luigi gay luigi
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
back up in what (oneshot reference 120 and 121)
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1 2 oatmeal
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dogdillon @dogdillon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sometimes i repost funny videos without reading the post and i feel like thats going to end up with my reposting some weird bad shit at one point
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