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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 17h
I'll take it. We really really needed that.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 18h
Left him in for two more guys!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 18h
He should have pulled his ass when he tried to pick the runner off at second in an absolute panic.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 18h
Heart of the order up and nobody can get even hit the ball out of the fucking infield.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 19h
I just want one guy that the other team is scared to face.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 19h
I fucking HATE this shit.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Obviously, the Browns are going to win the Super Bowl as I personally predicted before the season.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The GOP objection to the Trump prosecutions is essentially tautological. They wanted the coup to succeed and therefore, he shouldn't have been prosecuted for it because they wanted the coup to succeed. It doesn't really enter their minds that what he did was a crime.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I genuinely don't know what Senator Schmitt thought he was going to accomplish even if Jack Smith HAD attended a random ass Hawks game in Atlanta.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see those baby ears are finally coming in! Congrats!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FWIW the story you are more or less describing is Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excellent message as the President's approval ratings drop! Keep it up, Mike!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yglesias posted an incredibly stupid take today that is up there with McMegan's nonsense too.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
George H.W. Obushma cannot hurt you, Casey.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was belatedly correct to love Canseco when I was 8.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is that TJ Ford?!?
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm just saying this is clearly what this is really about. Beyond his massive black hole narcissism that threatens to kill us all.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Buddy, please just fucking go to therapy! You were almost shot in the head!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So Trump wants to take over spaces memoralizing Kennedy and Lincoln... Everybody can see what is going on in that diseased head right now, right?
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am certainly not "I am going to potentially tank my interview because I cannot forgo doing something that has no tangible value to my chances for like 30 to 45 minutes tops" like iced coffee.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean... they had five dollars to rub together for a budget that year.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bad first season?!?!?
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SHOCKED.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Growing up, my next door neighbor’s uncle was Joel Hodgson. So I’m Team Joel, anyway.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHAT.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe we'll catch a break in 30 years and Kavanaugh and Gorsuch will unexpectedly die during a Democratic administration!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This generation of Senators cannot possibly retire fucking fast enough.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cleveland Roccs?
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bryan Rocchio being a unexpected gamer is such a strange thrill.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ROCCTEMBER INTO ROCTOBER!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Realistically, I would say we need Alito and Thomas to hold onto to at least late December to avoid a flash confirmation hearing in the event the Democrats re-take the Senate.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please keep in mind that Trump committed one of the most instances of voter fraud when he tried to overthrow a lawful election and Sam Alito voted to make him immune for prosecution of it. Fuck that disengenous hack.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sir. I'm 5'9.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well, they are not talented. Like at all.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm gonna need the Browns to get blown out so I can cancel NFL Sunday Ticket in the trial period.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Starting to believe if it gets worse we can get enough votes in the Senate to convict his ass. (Probably not. It’ll get worse though.)
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What. The. Flying. Fuck.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
WE ALL SAW WHAT YOU POSTED, TONY.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tear it the fuck down.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are you sure it wasn’t over your Ms. Rachel tweet?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
theonion.com
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
WASHINGTON—Saying America could frankly be more grateful for the enduring image he provided, President Donald Trump claimed Wednesday that he was the previously unidentified Falling Man captured midai...
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolutely agree. Fetterman is consciously choosing to do this against the wishes of literally everybody who voted for him. Nobody does this.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was told that he was not going to be the President’s private lawyer while in office.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Who's going to pay for your services if nobody has a job?" seems like a question nobody is willing to answer.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok. I'm gonna need the FBI to issue a warrant for your arrest.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It could be complete unfounded alarmism, but I just don't see how setting off alarms that there product could cause a "mass extinction event" is marketing for the product itself.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I see the President continues to be the biggest lying piece of shit humanly possible.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You think the Browns are going to overachieve?! In this economy?!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Way ahead of you, man.
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