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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I genuinely don't know what Senator Schmitt thought he was going to accomplish even if Jack Smith HAD attended a random ass Hawks game in Atlanta.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excellent message as the President's approval ratings drop! Keep it up, Mike!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was belatedly correct to love Canseco when I was 8.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So Trump wants to take over spaces memoralizing Kennedy and Lincoln... Everybody can see what is going on in that diseased head right now, right?
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SHOCKED.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This generation of Senators cannot possibly retire fucking fast enough.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bryan Rocchio being a unexpected gamer is such a strange thrill.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ROCCTEMBER INTO ROCTOBER!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Realistically, I would say we need Alito and Thomas to hold onto to at least late December to avoid a flash confirmation hearing in the event the Democrats re-take the Senate.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please keep in mind that Trump committed one of the most instances of voter fraud when he tried to overthrow a lawful election and Sam Alito voted to make him immune for prosecution of it. Fuck that disengenous hack.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm gonna need the Browns to get blown out so I can cancel NFL Sunday Ticket in the trial period.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Starting to believe if it gets worse we can get enough votes in the Senate to convict his ass. (Probably not. It’ll get worse though.)
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What. The. Flying. Fuck.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
theonion.com
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
WASHINGTON—Saying America could frankly be more grateful for the enduring image he provided, President Donald Trump claimed Wednesday that he was the previously unidentified Falling Man captured midai...
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was told that he was not going to be the President’s private lawyer while in office.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I see the President continues to be the biggest lying piece of shit humanly possible.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sure. Ok.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why would Canada negotiate with us at all when the Supreme Court already stated these tariffs were illegal?
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Starting DeShaun Watson is basically just an admission from the Browns that they have absolutely no expectation that they will be anything other than awful this season.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is the way.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s a very fun movie. You should go see it.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is straight up Nazism.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Who would’ve guessed that the candidates’ Thanksgiving hot takes would be so critical?! Sheesh.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“I accidentally killed those people while breaking the law in a way that was not just a predicable but inevitable consequence of my law breaking” is not conventionally considered a good legal defense
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm not mad at LeBron for signing with the Sixers instead of the Cavs. I'm mad at the Cavs for being complete embarrassments who got punked in four straight playoffs and doing nothing to actually improve the team.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm sure that was their top fucking priority in January, you fucking asshole.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cape Verde could call them out and settle the score at Summerslam.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Donald Trump's bitch ass lost the 2020 election.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We used to make proper comic book movies: Batman Forever.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Screaming!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We won going 10-on-15 so we can beat Belgium without Balogun.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Real William Henry Harrison Hours.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Fourteenth Amendment explictly exists to prevent authoritarian regimes from stripping the rights from certain classes of political "undesirables" on a whim, that otherwise could lead to mass oppression or civil war.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They’ve got essentially six months to do so. No reason why they wouldn’t be able to.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We are gonna trade Tyson for Bronny to close that LeBron deal aren’t we?
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Every law school final exam should turn on the issue of whether the outcome is for or against current conservative political priorities of the Supreme Court majority.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Its all fan fiction. Across the board.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I mean... good fucking riddance to Samuel Alito - may your legacy rot in piss, but get ready for Justice James Ho.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well. Fuck.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Spare me any centrist handwringing about socialism so long as no right is safe with a fascist majority in the Supreme Court.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
6-3 against the President unilaterally declaring who is a citizen or who is not a citizen by fiat.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We are going to have to pack the Court - unintended consequences be damned. Do it or the Republic perishes.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We are basically an unexpected death of the wrong justice from our rights being stripped away so that's cool.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
5-4 against reinstating Dred Scott. Cool. Cool. Cool.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Its cool that the Fourteenth Amendment still exists, but its a disgrace that it doesn't apply to trans people apparently.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If Thomas is reckless enough to put straight up anti-trans animus in his concurrence, a future Democratic administration should be bold enough to use that as grounds to straight up ignore that decision. Let alone it should be grounds to straight up impeach his ass.
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Break out the plane tracking apps, boys! We are so back!
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I think they are saying that her first ten songs to debut in the Hot 100 Hit chart all debuted in the top 10?
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hmmm. Good theory but what would the January 6 insurrection fall under? That seems like it should be under its own scandal heading with like the Business Plot or the Burr Conspiracy?
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Hello! @doczeus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You mean completely abandoning a devoted liberal audience for an increasingly toxic political project that audience hates lead to the complete collapse of ratings?!
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