doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pepperidge Farms should start making Milano 100s. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I went to the bathroom at work and there was a guy in the stall playing “Give Me The Night” by George Benson out loud on his phone. 100
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For the longest time I thought Steve Miller had a guy named Jedaire Liner who carried him around like a baby 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Showing the Turkish dentist a picture of Freddie Freeman and saying “Bunun gibi lütfen” 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Haters think I’m using too much memory the way my stack is overflowing.static.klipy.comSpongebob Mafia Money MemeALT: Spongebob Mafia Money Meme 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to attend brand activations and curated experiences. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 13/06/2026So sick that Switzerland is paying homage to the OG flavor Ricola packaging by wearing yellow kits at the #worldcup 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Going to the monster truck show at the football stadium tonight, gonna try to go for the 9/9/9 challenge. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026There’s a lot of debate about which Prince song is his best and you could make pretty good arguments for dozens of them, but real heads know the answer is Cloreen Bacon Skin. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Booked a suite at the Hampton (in Manhattan, Kansas) now I’m at the corner of 31st and 6th in handcuffs (an honest mistake) 010
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Haters got me feeling like a long fellow, they way they wanna know what my wad’s worth. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026They must think I’m a writer, the way these subs be on my stack. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Fresca is the Virginia Slim of fridge cigs, I will not elaborate. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 21/05/2026How I feel arriving at the 35+ wood bat tournament with an $1800 custom Victus torpedo bat. (I will go 0-15 for the tournament with 9 strikeouts, 6 looking)static.klipy.comPrince's Iconic StrutALT: Prince's Iconic Strut 020
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Them: We never see you volunteering at your child’s school Me: Well I never see you at the afters 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 28/04/2026What if instead of retiring them to the hall of fame, they just kept adding more rings to the Stanley Cup. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Even as a child I knew the version of Sugar Ray’s Fly featuring Super Cat was the superior version of that song 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If I send you this it means I’m fading. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 21/03/2026At the African bird exhibit at the zoo racking up new lifers in the Merlin app. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 14/03/2026If I send you this it means I’m thinking about getting a Blizzard. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Didn’t think I’d live to see the day they started airing teaser trailers for upcoming commercials but here we are. 001
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Directv streaming app has a channel that’s just episodes of The Price is Right and this morning they’re showing Bob Barker era episodes. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 23/12/2025There are Tim Robinson characters everywhere for those with eyes to see. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Please SpongeBob and James Cameron, save my Movie Fantasy League season. 010
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Telling the poll worker my name is Merry Christmas so they have to say it when they announce that I’ve voted 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 02/11/2025I was thinking earlier that it’s pretty damning for the Dodgers checkbook baseball allegations that the last team to win back to back World Series was the 1998- 2000 Yankees 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Allow me to be the first to congratulate the Baltimore Ravens on their second win of the 2025 season 010
Reposted by @doctorfresh.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2025In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning 794721786
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Listening to free jazz on my late night treat run to the grocery store. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The masculine urge to go on a three day cross country road trip for a sandwich. 010
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Nothing will make you feel old like hearing MGMT’s Electric Feel at the trampoline park 010
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Honestly, this cannot be the first marriages Coldplay have ruined. 010
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Make a MF think I know Python the way I be developing a full stack. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 05/07/2025At a cabin the mountains watching John Stamos/Mekhi Phifer era ER. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Life comes at you fast. One minute you’re injecting substances of an unknown origin straight into your blood stream, next thing you know it’s almost 20 years later and you’re comparison shopping services that can clean out your trash bins. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Some dumbass in a Famous Stars and Straps shirt almost ran me over in the gas station parking lot. 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 19/05/2025My Uber driver is bumping some foreign pop music and has a white monster in the cup holder. Six stars 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Can’t believe we got an American pope before GTA 6 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Shout out to New York for stealing a run from the Orioles. 010
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 20/04/2025At my in-laws scanning the backyard for Easter eggs like I’m the Terminatormedia.tenor.coma man holding a pool cue next to a pool tableALT: a man holding a pool cue next to a pool table 010
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Never kill yourself. It’s date night, we ate empanadas, and now we’re at Old Navy and George Clinton’s Atomic Dog is playing on the store’s sound system 010
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Never kill yourself. I’m at a kid’s birthday party, there’s a magician performing and Dreams by the Cranberries is playing 110
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 20/03/2025It’s been a wildly fruitful like 6-8 weeks for music. I feel like so many cool bands have put out albums in the last couple months that I’ve got weeks worth of new albums to listen to. 110
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 22/02/2025What a time to be someone that enjoys watching tv and talking and thinking about it. 010
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 22/02/2025If any of you are on the Foto app, come find me! I’m on there as photoalex 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Tracking packages is a one of my favorite hobbies. Maybe I should look into a career into supply chain management or logistics or something. 😂 000
doctorfresh.bsky.social @doctorfresh.bsky.social · 03/02/2025How the hell is Khruangbin nominated for “best new artist” 😂🤣😂 #grammys 110
