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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

boy, if you weren't sure who to root for in Braves-Phillies, the tomahawk chop is immediately clarifying

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He’ll lose the CA primary if he even makes it that far

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Actually I’m glad the Cubs wouldn’t shell out a couple of Double-A prospects for Skubal

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gen z is bringing back wall to wall carpeting, your hardwood is cringe

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm a Bears fan but I think the Peanut Punch should be a penalty if you actually punch the guy in the head

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

sometimes you just gotta give in to your inner corny lib

Tsunami Evacuation Zone sign with Trump figure

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

why does this Trump ad look like he’s going to launch his own SNL

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

people keep saying a Dodger three-peat would lead to a salary cap but imagine the chaos if an 80-82 Astros team runs the table

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

who called it a colostomy bag and not a semicolon

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Real life has begun to look a lot like my horror script “Hundred Dollars World: The World Where It Costs 100 dollars to go outside”

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

holy shit didn't expect diesel to deliver the final blow

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

they couldn’t make Rosemary’s Baby today, there’d have to be a gender reveal scene where they pop a balloon and it’s full of locusts

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

your high school bully is positively thriving as a Savannah Banana

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

does new iPhone fold hotdog or new iPhone fold hamburger

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

oh and one more thing… [shoots self in head with an iGun] *crowd goes WILD*

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

when the HR lady brings in the CEO you filed a complaint against

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

when I was 16 I took my driving test and my instructor asked me if I thought Courtney killed Kurt

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

wtf kill it Jesus Christ shoot it in the head

Liberty Mutual’s awful new mascot Liberty Biberty

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

this is the one NA beer they should’ve snuck alcohol into

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hal Jordan got picked up outside Paddy’s Pub #Lanterns

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Tarps off is a military recruitment psy op

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

it's astounding to use pipe cleaners for their original use

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Woke 1.0 Woke 2.0 Woke 3.1 Woke 95 Woke 98 Woke Me Woke XP

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

it’s no longer “Irish Goodbye” it’s “Take the Turkish Catering Cart”

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Steve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

so there was a plausible scenario where It could have Happened and two hours later he would have popped out like ta-da jk

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Trump spreads untruths to reporters he dooms to die

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

still can’t get over how godawful this pizza looks, did all the Italians get shipped off to the sex camps on day one?

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

man, if Ben Savage ever agrees to go on the Boy Meets World podcast I am still not going to listen to it

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Trojan 1: you brought in ANOTHER horse? Trojan 2: I’m sorry sir, but it was simply TOO handsome Trojan 1: let me see— OMG Trojan 2: 🤤 Trojan 1: 🤤🤤🤤

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

shout out jeff passan's hairline that shit looks like it's proceeding

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

[hour 29 in the Criterion Closet] it’s here somewhere. Maybe they just called it “Book of Secrets” and dropped the National Treasure branding? It certainly surpasses the original.

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

just splurged on the same t-shirt in five different colors they’re calling me J. Gatsby Factory

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

ugh I complimented a friend’s male jewelry

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I talked to Mitch McConnell. Rather, I talked to the box containing Mitch McConnell. It is set up to kill him at an unpredictable moment of radioactive decay, leaving Mitch in a state of quantum superposition, and good spirits

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

went to see the Savanna Bananas, just a bunch of minor leaguers getting mauled by lions

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Sinon doesn’t know, the other Greeks and me, hid inside a horse instead of sailin’ away

Matt Damon in EuroTrip singing Scotty Doesn’t Know

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

every Democratic voter is talking about retribution when they’re back in power but no Democratic politician is so I dunno how they think that’s gonna happen

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Isn’t the Rocky voice an affectation? I don’t think Sylvester Stallone actually talks like that

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

the Boston obsession and regional identification with Dunkin Donuts always felt odd to me when I grew up with it as a normal fast food chain in Chicago, it’s like if every rapper from Atlanta wouldn’t shut up about Coca-Cola

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Michael Drake @doctordoctor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mitch McConnell confirmed to have entered Odinsleep

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