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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If my Uber is ever a cybertruck I'll set fire to myself before the car gets a chance.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I would sooner sip urine than straight Jim Beam
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am in you, Chicago.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm on a plane Oura. Stop judging me.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Unfortunately, the country in question is America
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He looks like he just smelled his father in law.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I guess his rockets don’t self drive any better than his cars
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Cantard @cantard.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Me: Ok, I'm at the admin access console for the mainframe. GM: Do you roll for hacking? Me: Before I do, does the console have an attached keyboard? GM: Yes? Me: I flip it over and check for a sticky note.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Downplay a book or movie: “Candle of the Vanities”
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Great first episode of Strange New Worlds.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Turns out this ALSO describes MAGA
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fuck I love seeing a normal president that people actually want to be around.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I continue to be impressed with Oura customer service. Second issue with my Gen 4, and both times they immediately OK’d sending a replacement. Others could learn from this.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The US right now
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm pleased to see the military is embracing gender affirming care
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
George Santos' Siri
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Womp womp
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Beautiful sub
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Terrible stoppage
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I mean she IS Australian. That's just Saturday morning
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Futurama: Fry's Wise Beard & 'Indeed So'
ALT: Futurama: Fry's Wise Beard & 'Indeed So'
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My favorite Skeet of the year is the one calling natural foods “fascist bullshit”.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ok this is a surprisingly competitive fight
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’m assuming Joe Rogans tie looks that bad because he lacks opposable thumbs.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Kinda pumped that Javier Bardem is an Iron Maiden fan.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
theonion.com/i-work-very-...
theonion.com
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The White House lawn is going to be covered with 494 portajohns for the UFC event, which is the kind of on-the-nose metaphor that would get you dropped a grade in a college essay.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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The Time for Honoring Yourself (Gladiator)
Alt: Maximus saying “The Time for Honoring Yourself is at an end”
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Feels like Jackson Lamb might not have all that many more miles left to run.
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A+ lawyering from the UFC @kenwhite.bsky.social
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Of all the books I’ve read, the line that sticks with me 40 years later is “Sturm’s sun shattered.”.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh God, it's UFC Freedom?
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a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom .
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Beautiful to see Cub get a win like that for his sendoff. And then they had to cut to Trump.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It still blows my mind that big c Conservative George Conway Is running as a Democrat because principle lead him away from his party. I’m sure he’s still a Conservative, but an actual one with real principles. More of this please. Maybe not the current crop, who have essentially self-disqualified
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Out for a walk
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
That doesn't seem like a great multiplier
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
And MAGA was born.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I cannot describe my loathing for the stairmill in human words
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I am once again calling to your attention: toilet paper should be a beard not a mullet.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This cartoon made me laugh unreasonably hard
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Case in point:
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
What the actual Fuck? www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
reuters.com
Exclusive: Trump's signature to appear on US currency, Treasury says, ending 165-year tradition
The Treasury said that the first $100 bills with Trump's signature and ​that of US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent will be printed in June, followed ​by other bills in subsequent months.
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Stares in Melania
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i saw this last night and cannot stop laughing at it
an IG post from “natemorebikes” that is a comic with 4 panels 
panel 1: a poorly drawn person saying “penis on my butt”
panel 2: same person says “please do not pee inside there”
panel 3: same person says “pee is for toilets”
panel 4: two people at a table tell the person “you have single-handedly ruined an art form.” in the background is a sign that says “haiku competition”
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Kinda curious why we're at war then
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Didn't we JUST watch Russia go through the same hype cycle? www.ft.com/content/1471...
ft.com
US has burned through ‘years’ of munitions since start of Iran war
Rapid depletion of stockpile including Tomahawk missiles raises pressure on Trump over cost of conflict
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It's pedos all the way down
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doctorbob.bsky.social @doctorbob.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Stares in Chris Jericho
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