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Zazz Blammymatazz

@doctor-rockso.bsky.social
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Head, shoulders, shananana knees and t-t-toes

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harrietduck.bsky.social @harrietduck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.propublica.org/article/prop...
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Almost Anyone Can Start a Private School. We Put This to the Test.
Our reporting has shown how easily people — some with questionable backgrounds — have founded their own private schools in barns, strip malls and other places. That led us to an experiment: If the hur...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Mike Myers wearing a mask of Michael Myers
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Ohamna”
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you forget you’re over thirty Original post
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Hello smooth skin.”
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don sticks to what he knows: branding. When in doubt just name things.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We reached out to Steven Cheung for response and he said, “Yang chas Solo chone Wookiee!"
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Seinfeld: Jerry's 'That's Gold!' Moment
ALT: Seinfeld: Jerry's 'That's Gold!' Moment
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article... Americans: can’t have an aging problem if we don’t live that long *taps head*
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More than 100,000 people in Japan are now 100 years of age or older
Figures show 88% of the centenarians are women as the population continues to age and shrink.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When Scalise is your credibility guy, you got problems.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After rereading “the fellowship of the ring” it is clear to me that Tom Bombadil won the book. He’s just feasting, fucking and frolicking for eternity.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think Americans fell in love with the whole “takes a thief to catch a thief” narrative and took it to its logical conclusion. Now MAGA is all thieves and grifters pretending to catch thieves and grifters.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Manhunt” is a weird way to spell “recruit”
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The real crime here is that Steven still uses his weird fucked up science experiment gone wrong baby head as his avatar so we all have to remember it.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kash just wants to brag about how he prevented tigers from devouring voters because he is not capable of doing anything useful.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Guys, the name of our cameras has become toxic. Let’s change it to something nice like what is a group of crows called?”
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Funny idea, but definitely do not impersonate law enforcement folks. Pretty sure you don’t get the last laugh this way.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the abuser’s way of saying he meant to fuck everything up and it’s not his fault. It’ll be right back to DARVO afterwards too. HE CANNOT ABUSE US WITHOUT THE GOP HOLDING US DOWN WHILE HE CLIMBS ON TOP.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Correction: he’s hoping for a promotion well before 2028.
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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is an edit made by a #wnba fan (@loslynx on the clock app). I’m sharing this because the league could have done this but they chose to lean into antagonism as a motif when the camaraderie and sisterhood is what makes the W so unique.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gonna guess that most, if not all, of the statement is greatly exaggerated or completely made up.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This seems like mutual masturbation. He says “go”, they both feel badass for a minute and fall into a sweaty heap, never having “gone”.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He’s trying so hard to be a right wing darling, but he’s just so incredibly uncharismatic. What I’m saying is, Enes is a thirsty ho.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’ll say it one more time, game recognize game.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mike Johnson has a very high lies-to-words rate. This is the single thing republicans are actually efficient at.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“What even is the first commandment?” - Trumps little “blond” meat puppet
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The pick-me-est ever pick-me to have ever pick-me’d. This is next-level, supplication. It wouldn’t strain credulity for her to be quoted as saying, “shit in my mouth and call me your dirty stupid toilet mouth whore if you think I deserve it.”
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So many lies in one post. My god. He doesn’t have a “good” relationship with North Korea. He’s just trying to manipulate South Korea into joining his shit show in Iran. Thanks republicans for inflicting trump and the parade of scammers upon us and the rest of the world.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Let’s also be completely clear. Most of the outrage is faux protection of white women specifically. Trump bombs a girls school killing 160 brown girls = 🦗. Brown incarcerated girls are being raped by guards =🦗 Caitlyn Clark fouled = 🤬
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well, tbf the administration is entirely separate from the people they govern, and their net wealth shows that they are the only “winners” in this. The only way they don’t win is if we as a country punish traitorous grifters.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ICE agents who participate in these removals should be treated as pariahs when the tide turns.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh, cum on now!
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My arteries are so lucky I don’t live near this. Real lucky.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“So this one time blood started shooting out from my shower head and I think that was gods viscous love splattering my eyes and mouth. Atheistic commies would probably disagree.“
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
These faux fence sitters just love having that leverage. I wonder what gifts she gets on all the deals she holds up then later caves on.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it. All of them. The whole family, down to the grandchildren. I hope that, for the rest of time, their names will live in ignominy. They have done the most awful things to my family and to me.”
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
She could have just fucked off and retired but now we all must suffer her evil and gross incompetence.
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This story is INSANE. www.qcnews.com/news/investi...
qcnews.com
SLED arrests McBee police chief, others connected to QCN ‘Officer Down’ series
Multiple current and former members of the McBee Police Department turned themselves in to agents with the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division (SLED) on Monday morning in Chesterfield County.
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Eric Apricot, spooky (pu)g @ericapricot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Whew, I passed the test. It turns out that Part 2 of my Angel Jackson series, which I’ve labored over for weeks, was in fact written by a human. I’ll post it tomorrow morning. For max drama, read Part 1 first: valkyrienation.subst... about Angel on 2024 WNBA Draft Night
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I thought the movie was fantastic and I didn’t even see it in IMax. The 3 hours went by quickly, I ate way too much popcorn and apparently peach flavored Mr Pibb exists. Can people just enjoy cool shit without being dicks about it?
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This was someone’s labor of love and I’m thankful to the internet for providing bounty yet again.
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Pacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 22/07/2026
Since 2020, at least 51 ICE and CBP officers, agents, and contractors have been convicted or accused of sexual misconduct — 34 of them for crimes against children. These are the masked men kidnapping women and children off the street into unmarked vans and disappearing them into concentration camps.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Impossible to beat the allegations when your potus owned a teen pageant and was besties with the most notorious child sex trafficker in recent times and your party continues to cover up the crimes at all costs.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
As a gay black woman, I sometimes forget to switch my sock puppet accounts.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
4 people died in the Benghazi attack, but I’m seeing that same energy from republicans.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I would make a better president if I just sat around and played every game in my steam library for 4(8) years straight. I bet I could actually TRY to fuck up and would do as catastrophic a job.
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Robert Ellingsworth @by1959.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's a Republican Thing. You Wouldn't Understand.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I asked my newborn what was wrong, and she said she weeped for the loss of human potential crushed under iron fist of capitalism. I asked her gently to be silent and save those tears for the revolution, and she asked why I hadn’t requested so sooner. Kids are easy stupid.
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Zazz Blammymatazz @doctor-rockso.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They are all my preciouses
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
vote.org An optional I had not previously considered:
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