Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 25mYou gotta figure that natural selection knows what it's doing, but for the life of me I cannot fathom why that bird's bill is that big. Does it hire itself out as a nutcracker at christmas? 000
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 31mMy wife and her daughter went to a 'bless the animals' ceremony today. A snake, two cats and a dog. (and by the way, where can I get a baby camel? That seems like the sort of critter that fits my lifestyle.) ;-) 000
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 37mWhat does it say about you when you get really psyched that your 1/2 inch metal cutting drill bits arrived in the mail today? Tomorrow, there is some metal that's gonna get some serious holes drilled in it. 000
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It looks like you had a great garden this year! We can grow flowers, but in order to grow vegetables we'd have to put up a fence and hire security guards. The deer are absolute gangsters here. 011
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When my wife was sick, I was barred from watching Friday Night Lights with her. She loved that show, but I'm incapable of not snarking at TV dialog, so I was banished from the TV room. Nevertheless, this show holds a special place in my heart. It brought joy to a woman in great pain. 030
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happy Sunday Nubian Queen Bee and everyone! More rain here, but I'm bound and determined to play with my boat and make Misty a breakfast she'll appreciate. I hope everyone has a great and restful Sunday! :) 011
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thanks Herre. Trying to find help is actually a minor joy compared to carrying a 90 year old albatross around my neck. I think that if my dad has someone to talk to besides me, everybody wins. Wish me luck! 121
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am to em-dashes what Misty is to semicolons. My brain wants to write run-on sentences, and the em-dash is just my literary ghilli suit. 010
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We're staggering through the maze. I found a person I have high hopes for. With luck we'll get three hours a day out of her for transportation and companionship. That's really all he needs, but he's driving me nuts and it is time to call in the cavalry. And I'll be able to travel again. 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy market day Nubian Queen Bee and everyone! I'm struggling with trying to get some auxiliary care for my father at the moment. I seem to be making progress, but keep your fingers crossed for me. I need a break from eldercare. Have a great day everyone! 120
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I spent 45 minutes trying to figure out how to get help for my father. I swear I have done topology problems (that's very difficult mathematics) that were more straightforward. This is how old men die. That was the worst online system I've ever used. 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You might have, but I couldn't drive yesterday because of that damned song. I had to take a fistful of benzodiazepines and put on my straight jacket. when you least expect it, expect it. 100
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy Thursday Nubian Queen Bee and everyone! It looks like we have good weather today here, and so today is the day I put the boat in the water and see if it actually floats. Am I excited? Yes. I am excited. It will be good to be on the water again. Have a great day everyone! :) 021
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's also how you know beyond doubt that I didn't write it. 130
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It was a dark and stormy night, yet it was quiet. Too quiet. Suddenly there came a tap-tap-tapping at my cellar door. I opened that door once. Nevermore. A heartbeat from under the floorboards made me nervous, as the police were looking for a missing person named Lenore. Then spiderman showed up. 240
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Okay, now I'm imagining a netflix series about a bunch of knuckleheads trying to figure out how to off themselves, but keep screwing up. Done correctly, it could be morbidly hilarious. 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Carbon monoxide is the way to go if that's your jam. All you need is a tent and a hibachi. Leave it to the Japanese to sort out such details with exacting precision. Those guys don't mess around. (It's a in a story I wrote -- stop looking at me like that.) ;-) 000
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fun fact -- if you look up the band Suicidal Tendencies online to verify a lyric, the web will divert you to a suicide prevention hotline. Dude, all I wanted was a pepsi. :) 151
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This reminds me of my back. Burnt toast. They really should make a pez dispenser for advil. 010
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A cocktail bar that specializes in tea? Shouldn't that be on Long Island? 120
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In America we tend to go sweet rather than savoury with pumpkins. We have something called a sugar pumpkin here, which is spectacular for pumpkin pie. But you never know until you try. I do love winter squash. 030
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One more -- These two are Boris and Natasha (aka Bobo the large and Tash the murderess). Misty found them as kittens in an abandoned apartment house. She called me, and I said, "bring 'em home." They are spectacular. 020
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here's one for you. Benny the wonderdog and me. She was initially very man-shy when we adopted her. She got over it pretty quickly. ;-) 120
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There are good days, like when you buy flowers for your wife for no reason and she loves them. There bad days, when the phone won't stop ringing because everyone wants something. Then there are _really_ bad days, when the ear worm that won't quit is "yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy." 141
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We'll get it back. I think we have a pretty strong side this year. 010
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have maybe 2-3 TONS (no joke) of books that I simply must cull. Our local library gets most of the good stuff, but I wonder if there is another place where they can do some good. Any ideas? 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Circumstances kept me from listening to as much of the show as I wanted to, but I loved the parts I caught. Great show! 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We have a cricket in our courtyard that has a serious Pavarotti problem. Oh man is that dude loud and loquacious. He does a mean Barber of Seville though, I have to admit. ;-) 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Scots need to release their inner hooligan. It seems like the Swiss would be easy to intimidate. 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfdu...youtube.comMonty Python Philosophy FootballYouTube video by RosenzweigBenjamin 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do you remember the Monty Python bit where philosophers play soccer? It sounds similar. ;-) 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In the immortal words of Suicidal Tendencies, "All I wanted was a Pepsi!" ;-) 010
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have a real love for Denver. The surgeon that literally saved my son's life was at St. Luke's there, and I spent a _lot_ of time there. Denver is easy to pull for for me. 010
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wish I was in a 50s movie so some doctor could hand me a handful of pills and say, "here, these will help you sleep." I'm ready for it to be tomorrow. 110
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I got the most halloween looking pumpkin they had. This one fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. It's perfect. 120
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey everybody! It's Tuesday, and that means I'll be taking a momentary break from being a complete moron to listen to our friend Marc Hurwitz @marchurboston.bsky.social from 4-6 eastern on markskinradio.com. Join me if you can. It's a great show!markskinradio.comMark Skin Radio | Listen LiveMark Skin Radio. The home of Experimental Free Form Rock n' Roll 152
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And to you. The Avs will be my second favourite team this year. ;-) 210
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So an elephant walks into a bar and says, "Man, this is a really big bar." 010
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's been that kind of day for me. Can't get anything right. 111
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's 4:41am here, and for reasons I cannot fathom, I want cheetos. Can you even get cheetos at 4:41am on a Tuesday? 000
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Sometimes I'm stuck doing shit I despise." In my world, that's called Tuesday. ;-) 010
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you don't care for your veterans, you won't get a military worth having. This is dumb beyond dumb. The VA is already underfunded. Slicing and dicing it further is both unethical and strategically foolish. 010
Doc Savage @docsavage88.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My childhood in a nutshell -- I wasn't allowed to play football, and I was simultaneously criticized for not being the captain of the football team. This is a true story. "I won the math contest at Duke this weekend." "You were supposed to. What do you want, a cookie?" 010