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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

He must’ve fuckin’ HATED the Arthur movies. (The Dudley Moore ones, not the new one with R. Brand that should be hated for being bad.)

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I mean she ALMOST won a Christian Emmy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

It feels like we’ve become so careless about what type of energy we put out into the world. If you approach everyone as an adversary, that’s the vibe you’ll get back.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I guess you could say they are putting themselves in… Jeopardy?

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I posted this simultaneously on Threads and here. Did numbers over there. Reinforcing my theory that stuff can still pop from smaller accounts but it takes a hell of a lot of luck, and there’s little rhyme or reason to it.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Tim Apple, if you love the MacBook Neo so much why don’t you EAT IT ON CAMERA?!?

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I DEMAND THE CEOS OF EVERY COMPANY MAKE A VIDEO EATING THEIR PRODUCT IMMEDIATELY.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I wish Daleks looked like this.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

My nickname in college was “Mister T.” Unfortunately that was just short for Mister Sleepytime Tea. Thank you I’m here all week.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I can no longer tell if they’re pretending to be stupid or are actually just stupid. But either way it doesn’t bode well for America.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

If I’m being completely honest, death seems preferable to drinking milk in a hot tub with Kid Rock and RFK Jr.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Opposite issue here. I keep trying to cure my many mental illnesses with Crunchwrap supremes.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Aww that’s a shame. I love a good slobbin’

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

One thing I love about Zoe Saldaña is how hyped she gets about iPhone and T-Mobile bundles.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I mean what do you even do when the people who are supposed to behave like grown ups are incapable of being anything but immature assholes? There’s no other way to frame this than they are just being gross and shitty. I assume the media will largely continue to normalize it.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Working on her worst collab yet!

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Love those pics of a dozen versions of the same dude.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Maybe putting a normal slow-mo cam on a boom and calling it a “glambot” is sort of setting everyone up for trouble. That kind of thing would be like catnip to entitled guys with Kenny G hair.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Ministry of Plenty has upped the ration of “one other thing” to zero grams!

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

As a long time obnoxious Apple fan boy I gotta say that the launch of Creator Studio is possibly the most flaccid, uninspired product launch I’ve seen. It’s like they knew this was moving to a worse model and acted accordingly. Sad beans.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

My favorite part of the first episode of TheTraitors is when all the players meet each other and this overwhelming feeling that everyone knows that THEY THEMSELVES are reasonably well known yet nobody knows each other (except the Housewives and the Survivors always know each other).

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Still mind boggling that this TV Dr. Dipshit got elevated to a position that he is even commenting on it. Like if one day my podiatrist was just magically the surgeon general. I’ve never been more convinced we are in hell.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

New year new me? No way. New year, considerably worse and more insufferable me.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Why’s my follower count still so low? Probably because I don’t post enough thirst traps and probably also because I consider this a thirst trap.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

2026 has an amazing opportunity to break the cycle of violence from the last handful of years. Manifesting.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

…and Tiny Tim who DID NOT DIE went on to do the Humpty Dance, for that’s his chance to do the Hump.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Okay but the Grinch was kind of right about this. It’s a BIT fukkin much.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Half of these people wandered in accidentally because they’re looking for the auto show that’s happening on the other side of the big curtain at the back of the hall.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

It doesn’t really matter because he’s going to start saying 10 bazillion percent because his brain is rotting like cottage cheese on a sidewalk in July.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Instead of using exalting terms like “global elite,” maybe we should just switch to calling them “rich assholes.” Just something to consider.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Rep Omar’s friend Janice from Pilates class out here catching strays from the president. wtf

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

If they think “Santa Buddy give me a yacht” sounds LESS gay, I have some very bad news for them.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

“B2 or not B2, is that the question?” - Bill Shakespeare, working front desk at an elevator company when a client is debating having a multi layer sub-basement.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

If your heart isn’t already breaking for the way this administration attacks the most vulnerable among us, check out today’s Daily.

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Parenting a Trans Kid in Trump’s America

Podcast Episode · The Daily · 11/21/2025 · 44m

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Here’s to hoping Wicked: For Good isn’t Cannonball Run 2. Because yikes.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

An entire party that relies upon casual racist fearmongering because they don’t have any actual policies. Just a bunch of ghouls.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I’m somewhat regretting daring the algorithm to persistently attempt to surpass itself in presenting disturbing content.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Diabolical plot twist: the entire C-suite at Black Rock is undocumented.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

If we don’t toss him now, what is even the point? The left has as little power as possible while still existing. If leadership doesn’t take responsibility for it, then we are indeed fully cooked. The election made the desire for new leadership pretty dang evident.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My Monday morning news feed used to be “here’s what happened in the world while you slept,” and now it’s “Here’s the kooky SNL cold open you missed a couple nights ago.” I wonder why we are so poorly informed.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

An enlarged prostate is no laughing matter. Unless you’re juggling them.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

YouTube is particularly great for people who like to watch Superstore asynchronously.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Tangel-oh-no-she-better-didn't.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

We’re all a big family here? Oh that’s interesting. I don’t remember letting thousands of my family members go so we can be operationally leaner as a family. But sure.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

When we were all working from home I lost zero productivity during the week riding the slowest elevators on earth trying to find a floor with a men’s room that wasn’t closed for cleaning. Didn’t even happen once. But now, thanks to RTO I must be losing a couple hours a week to it. Very cool!

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Coworker: [looks me up and down] So, who are you supposed to be dressed as? Me: Oh, no. I’m always like this.

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