Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Why’s my follower count still so low? Probably because I don’t post enough thirst traps and probably also because I consider this a thirst trap. 010
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Okay but the Grinch was kind of right about this. It’s a BIT fukkin much. 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Hitting the ol’ “that’s enough internet for me today” pretty early on a Thursday. 010
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025So how much longer are we going to pretend that this isn’t exactly what it looks like it is? And you know damn well what I mean. 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Pride celebrations in Austin, Texas this weekend. A more low key, but resolute gathering this year. 010
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025This is the kind of low effort shitposting you can get from my Instagram if you look at stories. Just saying. Some real polite chuckle monthly content. Comfort-plus mid content? 020
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025macOS Tahoe? Will this be compatible with my Players Club International card? 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I got a cool toothbrush at the Gotanda Donki. And that’s what counts for a flex in my life. 110
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025You know who we REALLY need for season 4 of White Lotus? 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 27/04/20252024: Too fat to go clothes shopping in Tokyo. After a year of Ozempic and working out and eating better… 2025: STILL too fat to go clothes shopping in Tokyo. Feels great, thanks for asking. 010
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Only through the power of capitalism can a sentence like "My favorite basketball player is now available in snack form" possible. 010
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Guess the Cybertruck test marketers should have talked to this guy. 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025What about this? Is this anything? #whitelotus #parkerposey #guffman 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025If there’s anyone we should hand it to, it’s the writers and directors of 1980’s sci-fi/action movies. So many depictions of a dystopian technofutures filled with angular vehicles on fire and covered with spray painted slogans against the current fascist regime. They kind of nailed it. 020
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Look at how graceful she is. Witness this cat, BlueSky. #cat 040
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Y’all there’s something strange about my hot chocolate. 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I saw some other folks posting things from the bad site that flopped. Will this do any better here? Probably not. But maybe I can reconnect with Evil Lisa Loeb. 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Me trying hard to look like I'm working on the Friday after Xmas when I'm actually just sitting here dissociating. 010
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024At this point the only appropriate national bird would be the goose from Untitled Goose Game when it’s holding a weapon. 020
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Crazy electric jolt in what looked like a transformer explosion(?) just on the north side of 183 & east of 35 at 4:18 this morning. Anyone see anything in the news? Looks like it knocked out power to several blocks. #Austin 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024So I did today’s Apple News mini crossword in 16 seconds. Which put me in the top 350 on the global leaderboard. So, okay neat. But how - and I do mean HOW - are people finishing the daily mini in under 3 seconds? It takes a couple seconds at least to read all the clues. I call major shenanigans. 000
Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I love how much of my suggested feed is cat content. Here’s one of the girls floating in some instant noodle. 010