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Former Coolguy

@docmarvy.bsky.social
58 followers 52 following 266 posts

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern major disappointment.

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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Working on her worst collab yet!
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Why’s my follower count still so low? Probably because I don’t post enough thirst traps and probably also because I consider this a thirst trap.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Okay but the Grinch was kind of right about this. It’s a BIT fukkin much.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Hitting the ol’ “that’s enough internet for me today” pretty early on a Thursday.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
So how much longer are we going to pretend that this isn’t exactly what it looks like it is? And you know damn well what I mean.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Pride celebrations in Austin, Texas this weekend. A more low key, but resolute gathering this year.
Photograph looking up at the bright lights of the State Theater on Congress Avenue in Austin, Texas and on the marquee it reads: “the future is queer”
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
This is the kind of low effort shitposting you can get from my Instagram if you look at stories. Just saying. Some real polite chuckle monthly content. Comfort-plus mid content?
A photo of an iPad running the app Procreate. On it is a photo of the actor Walton Goggins with a crudely copy and pasted eyeball of the Muppet Kermit the Frog. On it is some digitally superimposed text that says “Ugh this is taking too long for me to put together and now him second guessing Kermit the Froggins as a worthwhile concept.”
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
macOS Tahoe? Will this be compatible with my Players Club International card?
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I got the green one. They’re super cute.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I got a cool toothbrush at the Gotanda Donki. And that’s what counts for a flex in my life.
An amateur photograph of the Don Quixote Gotanda, Tokyo, Japan. It’s early in the morning and the streets are oddly empty of people.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
You know who we REALLY need for season 4 of White Lotus?
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
You guys have followers?
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
2024: Too fat to go clothes shopping in Tokyo. After a year of Ozempic and working out and eating better… 2025: STILL too fat to go clothes shopping in Tokyo. Feels great, thanks for asking.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Only through the power of capitalism can a sentence like "My favorite basketball player is now available in snack form" possible.
This is a picture of the front of a bag of Shaq-a-licious XL gummies. An objectively pretty tasty candy.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Guess the Cybertruck test marketers should have talked to this guy.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Blonde eras can be wild.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
What about this? Is this anything? #whitelotus #parkerposey #guffman
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
If there’s anyone we should hand it to, it’s the writers and directors of 1980’s sci-fi/action movies. So many depictions of a dystopian technofutures filled with angular vehicles on fire and covered with spray painted slogans against the current fascist regime. They kind of nailed it.
This is a photo taken from the Austin subreddit, showing a Tesla Cybertruck spray painted with the words “Nazi Fuck.” The photo was taken in front of the Austin city offices downtown during South by Southwest music conference. The truck is not actually on fire. But it’s a Tesla, so the odds aren’t exactly in its favor.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Our villain era.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Look at how graceful she is. Witness this cat, BlueSky. #cat
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
How was your day?
Exhausted Mindy Kaling meme from the Office where she seems like she is almost dissociating from the intense misery.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Y’all there’s something strange about my hot chocolate.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I saw some other folks posting things from the bad site that flopped. Will this do any better here? Probably not. But maybe I can reconnect with Evil Lisa Loeb.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Me trying hard to look like I'm working on the Friday after Xmas when I'm actually just sitting here dissociating.
This isn't a picture of me. It's a picture of an adorable Shiba Inu standing at the counter of a Japanese convenience stall.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
At this point the only appropriate national bird would be the goose from Untitled Goose Game when it’s holding a weapon.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Crazy electric jolt in what looked like a transformer explosion(?) just on the north side of 183 & east of 35 at 4:18 this morning. Anyone see anything in the news? Looks like it knocked out power to several blocks. #Austin
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
So I did today’s Apple News mini crossword in 16 seconds. Which put me in the top 350 on the global leaderboard. So, okay neat. But how - and I do mean HOW - are people finishing the daily mini in under 3 seconds? It takes a couple seconds at least to read all the clues. I call major shenanigans.
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Former Coolguy @docmarvy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I love how much of my suggested feed is cat content. Here’s one of the girls floating in some instant noodle.
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