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Emily

@docbotch.bsky.social
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Very much a small fish in a big pond, but hopefully a nice one. Paediatrician, dog owner, mum, crafter, owner of wonky ears. She/her

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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago my life changed. As a teenager I watched the aftermath of the attacks, the people helping in the streets, the healthcare professionals rushing to save who they could, and I thought “I want to be able to help people like that”. And so, medicine. Today we remember.
Night skyline of manhattan showing the twin towers light beams.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ta-da!
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So in lieu of fancy eclipse photos, I’m going to have to share this from the weekend (Three photographs. The first shows a dark night sky with lots of visible stars and satellites. Second and third show dark sky with stars and the Milky Way )
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That sky had been cloudless ALL SODDING DAY.
A photo of the sky this evening, with a clear blue expanse at the top of the sky and then clouds obscuring the sun during the eclipse. 

In the foreground is various household and garden paraphernalia - a gazebo, a washing line? A child’s pogo stick…
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Adult** palliative care.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
After a very emotionally challenging week at work, doing bedtime with this little bean is usually a fail-safe way to cheer up.
Two hands, one adult and one child, joined together to make a heart shape.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One of my colleagues is Argentinian. He asked me today if I was nervous for this match. “No” I said, “we’re very good at losing. We’re used to it” Come on boys, prove me wrong!
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’d like this image ( From: www.nature.com/articles/d41... )
Graph showing dramatic reduction in cases of measles in the US post-introduction of the measles vaccine.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
When there’s a red weather warning for heat, but you work in the NHS and no one’s allowed to see you walk in to work in uniform….
Picture shows Emily, a white woman with long blonde haire and freckles. She’s wearing a yellow puffa jacket because of historic uniform rules
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Lads, I have a new favourite way to do CPD. A morning dog walk while listening to MedEd podcasts. Winner.
A sunny morning in a field. The foreground is a green wheat field, the background is a bright blue sky with a couple of white clouds. 

Most importantly there is a brown and white spaniel and a black Labrador sitting patiently waiting to continue their walk.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I mean, LOOK AT HIM ❤️
Green leafy background showing a forest path, black Labrador sitting in the foreground
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Sunday morning walks with this Very Good Boy might be one of my favourite ways to spend a weekend.
A green leafy backdrop with a black Labrador in the foreground.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Very sad not to be attending @rcpch.bsky.social conference today to make sure that @drseanmon.bsky.social behaves. Instead I’ll be trying to control a toddler who got hold of his Mum’s coffee… which is much the same thing.
A small white child wearing a Batman T-shirt, pointing at the camera. He has chocolate/coffee around his mouth. There’s the word “Monday” over his eyes, and the O in Monday is a coffee cup.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I am once again suggesting we try the matriarchy.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons. (Pictured here with three extras)
The cast of The West Wing in the Oval Office
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
There is a time and a place for AI. Like earlier, during a conversation about cat dentistry.
An AI generated image of a cat with bad cosmetic dentistry.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Today’s lunch. There was also a cheeseboard.
A large plate of home made sausage rolls. In the background is a jar of chutney, and a token bowl of chopped pepper and tomato.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Well. Colour me surprised.
Screenshot from BBCNews article where Trump says “we keep it I guess. I assumed we’re going to keep the oil” regarding a tanker of oil seized from Venezuela by the Americans.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
While watching the Cenotaph footage this morning I saw not one but two familiar faces. Daddy Botcher was marching with his comrades, but just beforehand was an interview with this boss @doctorwibble.bsky.social Lest we forget
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
On-call shift, Halloween 2021. Can confirm, paediatrics at Halloween is awesome.
A selfie of a white woman with ginger-blonde hair, wearing glasses and hospital scrubs. She is also wearing an orange surgical mask with a Halloween pumpkin face stencilled on.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I get the feeling that someone at BBCNews has waited a long time for this and is enjoying themselves.
Screenshot of BBCNews website. Photo of (Prince) Andrew with the headline “is this finally rock bottom for Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?”

(Prince used in brackets for simplicity for alt text)
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
As is tradition.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Hit me with your best pumpkin recipes. We’ve got a few of these kicking around…
A tall child is sitting on two ginormous pumpkins in a kitchen. The pumpkins are each probably around the size of a medicine ball.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I am NOT a runner and so this is a very real challenge for me. I’m doing it while pushing either my 8kg 8month old or my leggy 18kg 3yo. Any and all donations will be very warmly welcomed and appreciated!
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Long thread incoming. This is NOT critical of those who feed their baby formula. It’s the end of another #worldbreastfeedingweek and it always prompts a bit of reflection. I am so proud of being able to feed both my children. No 1 fed until nearly ten months, and No 2 is still going strong.
Colour image of a white Woman breastfeeding while sitting in a chair in a wood panelled room. Black and white image of a white woman breastfeeding while sitting on a bed. Colour image of around a dozen plastic breast milk storage bags filled with frozen expressed breast milk.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
In a big medic mum chat the other week I sent this:
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Here you go, boss. (Before people come at me, this is NOT a Mickey take of Ozzy but rather of the mawkish sh.te that gets trotted out whenever someone significant dies)
A watercolour effect image of Ozzy Osbourne walking into the sunset while holding the hand of Paddington bear. It is a yellow background. The quote says “the Prince of darkness, the prince of our hearts”
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif: No Star Wars, Star Trek ,Marvel, LOTR (I’ve seen one Star Wars once, no Trek, very few Marvels, and no LOTR so this isn’t tricky)
Clip from “The Sound Of Music” where Captain Von Trapp rips up a Nazi flag. 

A white man in his 30s-40s stands in front of a building. In his hand is a red flag with a white circle and a black swastika. He rips it straight through the middle.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Yup
Screenshot from FlightRadar showing empty skies over Ukraine and Iran, with very busy channels over surrounding countries.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
How’s your day going?
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Watching #taskmaster and increasingly of the opinion that Jason Mantzoukas is in fact Pimento in deep cover.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The Warwickshire Reform party saying the quiet bits out loud. “Diversity, equality, and inclusion…. We don’t particularly like as a party” It’s easy to trot out slogans like “DEI” but now they’re saying it with their chest. Well done Warks, you’ve voted this shower in and we all will suffer.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Apparently! They were fine with Pope Monty though.
AI image of a black Labrador dog dressed up as a pope, sitting in. Pope mobile in the Sistine chapel.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Any new items of high fashion to make viral as a result of this appearance? This one remains a favourite.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Going back to my photo reel in March 2020… strange times. Photo one shows a supermarket shelf mostly bare except for some nappies. Photo two is of a pack of loo roll on a kitchen counter.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Same. I take this with me when I go away too.
A jar of decaf instant coffee
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Keir starmer saying “ there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom”

He is standing j. A wood panelled room, in front of a US and UK flag. A gif showing a woman in a pink dress eating a Jaffa cake. This is from a tv advert in the 90s where she says the iconic line “full moon, half moon, total eclipse”
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Sod the course, they do a banging dessert. Sticky toffee pudding on the left, apple crumble on the right, and a metric ton of custard on top.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
An old photo for #NationalBreastfeedingInPublicDay (the 2022 Commonwealth games) I was lucky enough to feed my daughter til 9 months, despite some early challenges. Every public feed normalises it, making it easier for someone else to feel confident to feed their child; that’s pretty cool.
A white woman wearing a red cardigan and a white stripey top is sat in a green plastic seat in a sports arena. She’s wearing a straw hat. She is breastfeeding a baby off the left breast. She is smiling, looking relaxed and happy.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Way.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It used to!
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If you oppose #DEI …
“If you oppose ‘DEI’ you should have to use the full phrase instead of the letters. Be brave and say ‘I oppose diversity, equity, and inclusion’

Bonus points if you admit which part of that you don’t like. 

Making it an acronym transforms it into a thought terminating cliche. 

From now on, be proud of you opinions but be specific. Let everyone know if it’s diversity you don’t like, or if it’s equity, or if it’s being inclusive”

Screenshotted from other social media.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Oooh I get to mansplain! Actually…
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
“You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?”
A photo of the cast of Station 19, there are 9 people standing in a line. 8 of them are firefighters. In the background are elements of the Seattle skyline.
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Like this?
Les miserable song. Hugh jackman singing “who am I? 24601”
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
This was a cracking way to finish off my Christmas Day. Excellent work there, Jones and Corden. Excellent work. Tidy.
A screenshot of a photo of a tin of tea. It had a red label reading “Welsh cake cwtch - spicy and fruity Welsh hug in a mug”

The caption says “catching up on the Christmas telly event, cup of tea in hand. Cheers mini botch”
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
One of these that apparently costs several hundred pounds?
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Emily @docbotch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’ve gone smaller today.
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