Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"I'm in the wrong Army. My recruiter said I'd be in the one that lets us keep our phones." 150
Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The squirrel saw the cartoon "The Last Great Act of Defiance" and said, *Hold my acorn*. 100
Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎶 They complain when the terrain doesn't fully drain. Explain! Explain! It pains their brains to be stuck inside due to rain. 010
Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. 110
Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Prosecution's Exhibit 1 at somebody's trial for Crimes Against Usability. It's not enough for tap-targets (or click-targets) to jump around. Let's make the button to unmute a video move and have its previous spot be occupied by a button that takes you away from the video! 110
Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026On the subject of unclear requirements -- I'd asked for a box of white chalk and a box of colored chalk since I'm teaching in a lecture hall with a chalkboard this semester. The two boxes arrived this morning. 170
Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring: 010
Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Given the popularity of The Odyssey, the new name for Lake Ontario should be obvious... 000