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Chris Bohn

@docbohn.bsky.social
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Professional Thinker. Often thinking about #AirPower, #ComputerScienceEducation, nerdy stuff, or #alpacas & #chickens. Maybe all at once. @DocBohn@techhub.social

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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 3h
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
Two alpacas kushed in a pasture. The red/brown alpaca looks toward the camera, and the white alpaca looks off to the side.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #cattle #cows
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I'm in the wrong Army. My recruiter said I'd be in the one that lets us keep our phones."
Private Benjamin explaining to Captain Lewis that she's supposed to be in the Army that has the spas and condos.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas #chickens
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The squirrel saw the cartoon "The Last Great Act of Defiance" and said, *Hold my acorn*.
An ink drawing of a hawk bearing down on a mouse, foreshortening making its out-reaching talons huge. The mouse, standing on its hind legs, faces the hawk and gives it the finger. The caption reads: "The Last Great Act Of Defiance..."
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
A flock of chickens hanging out in their run.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶 They complain when the terrain doesn't fully drain. Explain! Explain! It pains their brains to be stuck inside due to rain.
A soggy alpaca looking toward the camera. Behind him, two other soggy alpacas stand in a barn stall.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
A red & brown hen suns herself in a barn doorway as a black & white hen strolls by.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas #chickens 🪶
A rooster and five hens free-ranging. (One of the hens is fairly well hidden behind the rooster and another hen.) On the other side of a pasture fence, a grazing alpaca looks up to see what's happening.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
Three alpacas on a hillside near a pasture fence. Two are grazing, and the third is kushed in the tall grass.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
A view across a green field. The sky is overcast, but you can still see spots of blue. A bright rainbow stretches from the ground on the left, up to the top of the photo, and back to the ground on the right.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
A silver/gray alpaca kushes in front of a hay feeder, looking outward. Nearby, a red/brown alpaca kushes with his face in the hay.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
Two hens standing on a perch made from a tree branch, and four other hens standing on the ground nearby.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
A flock of chickens roosting for the night. Most are squeezed together on the top perch. A lone hen sits on the middle perch. There are no chickens on the lowest perch.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In that field, would field the leprecow's gold.
A green field with a chicken coop. Beyond some trees is another field. A bright rainbow descends apparently into the father field.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Prosecution's Exhibit 1 at somebody's trial for Crimes Against Usability. It's not enough for tap-targets (or click-targets) to jump around. Let's make the button to unmute a video move and have its previous spot be occupied by a button that takes you away from the video!
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
Several small rounds of hay stacked in a barn. Two pullets are playing on the hay: they're standing halfway up a stack, imitating mountain goats. Two other pullets are at the base of the stacks: they DEFINITELY weren't playing on the hay with their sisters.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas #chickens 🪶
Next to a barn, a red/brown alpaca kushes next to a hay feeder. A silver/gray alpaca has his head buried in the hay. In the foreground, a black & white hen looks for yummy bugs in spilled hay and a substance that had been hay before being processed by alpaca digestive tracts.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
A flock of chickens roosting in their coop. Some are standing; some are sitting. A few have their tail drooping, suggesting that they're almost asleep for the night.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Same vibe
"The armor of a French soldier wounded by a cannonball at the Battle of Waterloo (which marked the end of Napoleon.)"

"Wounded" is underlined.

The photo shows a breastplate with an entry hole where the right side of the chest should be. Not "in the right side of the chest", but "instead of the right side of the chest." We can see part of the exit hole, which doesn't look much better.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #bluebird 🪶
An eastern bluebird stands on a porch railing.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On the subject of unclear requirements -- I'd asked for a box of white chalk and a box of colored chalk since I'm teaching in a lecture hall with a chalkboard this semester. The two boxes arrived this morning.
A box of 100 standard-size sticks of white chalk and a box of 100 standard-sized sticks of colored chalk (10 colors). That's not a typo -- I have 200 sticks of chalk.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Shamelessly stolen from who-knows-where:
Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother.
Elf: You have my bow.
Dwarf: And my axe.
Necromancer: And your brother.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
A silver/gray alpaca resting his head on the ground under a hay feeder. The legs of a red/brown alpaca are nearby (as is the rest of that alpaca).
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring:
Carrot Ironfoundersson, who killed a man to avoid becoming a king.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #hummingbird 🪶
A hummingbird perches on what appears to be a heavy-gauge wire (it's cattle-panel).
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two hens perching. One has a wing spread across the other, as though giving her a hug.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #swallows #BarnSwallows 🪶
Four barn swallow chicks look out of their nest.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The cast of Wagon Train, also known as "Star Trek to the American West" (or something like that)
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #cattle #cows
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #bunny #rabbit
A brown/black rabbit sits on the barn's gravel floor.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Batman has Robin. Mary has
Poppin Fresh, aka The Pillsbury Dough Boy
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Given the popularity of The Odyssey, the new name for Lake Ontario should be obvious...
A Map (with a MapQuest logo) of Lake Ontario and the bits of Canada and the U.S. that are adjacent to it. Lake Ontario is labeled "The Odyslake".
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
A silver/gray alpaca and a red/brown alpaca relax in the shade of a young maple tree. I'n the distance, a white alpaca relaxes in the sun.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good morning #GoofMorning #alpacas #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
A golden-colored brahma hen with a black collar and a black-tipped tail sits on the threshold into a chicken coop.
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