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Chris Bohn

@docbohn.bsky.social
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Professional Thinker. Often thinking about #AirPower, #ComputerScienceEducation, nerdy stuff, or #alpacas & #chickens. Maybe all at once. @DocBohn@techhub.social

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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 21h
"Let us apply atomic-reaction weapons to this location from beyond the atmosphere. Tis the singular path toward certainty."
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 23h
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
A flock of chickens hanging out in their run.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did they intentionally make it look like HAL?
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A roadside advert Nonsense humor then the tag Burma Shave haiku
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
A red & brown hen suns herself in a barn doorway as a black & white hen strolls by.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas #chickens 🪶
A rooster and five hens free-ranging. (One of the hens is fairly well hidden behind the rooster and another hen.) On the other side of a pasture fence, a grazing alpaca looks up to see what's happening.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Office Space has the desirable property that my students have actually heard of it (if not watched it), when I discuss problems with using floating point numbers for decimal currency. If I use Superman III as the example, I just get a bunch of blank stares.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Fat Bear Week voting should be about more than how fat the bear is. Judge their salmon-catching skills for accuracy and technical difficulty. Hold a talent competition. Maybe a spelling bee. Give them mathletes problems. Don't vote for the most-round bear. Vote for the well-rounded bear!
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something I found myself saying in class today: Theoretical computer science grew out of mathematics. Computers grew out of electrical engineering. Then they got mushed together like one of those Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercials.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
Three alpacas on a hillside near a pasture fence. Two are grazing, and the third is kushed in the tall grass.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MESSENGER As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I looked toward Birnam, and anon methought The Wood began to move. MACBETH Fuck!
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name: Queen #NoEffort
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
A view across a green field. The sky is overcast, but you can still see spots of blue. A bright rainbow stretches from the ground on the left, up to the top of the photo, and back to the ground on the right.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
A silver/gray alpaca kushes in front of a hay feeder, looking outward. Nearby, a red/brown alpaca kushes with his face in the hay.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
30 minutes in, I'd suddenly change my posture. I'd look disoriented, like I'd been unaware of the previous half-hour. I'd not-very-surreptitiously look at my reflection and touch my face. At the next break, I'd stand in a corner and talk quietly but animatedly to someone who isn't there, named "Al"
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
Two hens standing on a perch made from a tree branch, and four other hens standing on the ground nearby.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As arrogations go, this is just embarrassing. Memento me omnia omnibus licere. -- Caligula The King is above the law. -- James I L'État, c'est moi. -- Louis XIV I am the building code. -- Donald Trump wapo.st/4hk45vL (gift link)
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‘I am the code’: Trump clashed with ballroom architect over safety issues
James McCrery II resigned in October after warning that the president was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
G0-T0 Droid Considered Harmful
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No Silver Blaster: Essence and Accidents of Programming Binary Load Lifters
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
A flock of chickens roosting for the night. Most are squeezed together on the top perch. A lone hen sits on the middle perch. There are no chickens on the lowest perch.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In that field, would field the leprecow's gold.
A green field with a chicken coop. Beyond some trees is another field. A bright rainbow descends apparently into the father field.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Prosecution's Exhibit 1 at somebody's trial for Crimes Against Usability. It's not enough for tap-targets (or click-targets) to jump around. Let's make the button to unmute a video move and have its previous spot be occupied by a button that takes you away from the video!
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Depluralize a film: Zero Men and a Baby
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🧐 It's not unheard-of to declare the status quo as a victory. To do so without fighting adds a certain Sun Tzu quality.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He didn't end up nearly as flat as the cartoons of my youth led me to believe.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
Several small rounds of hay stacked in a barn. Two pullets are playing on the hay: they're standing halfway up a stack, imitating mountain goats. Two other pullets are at the base of the stacks: they DEFINITELY weren't playing on the hay with their sisters.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The closest we came to a student uprising since 1970 was when the Nebraska Union didn't renew the Runza contract. I know where to get my daily cabbage ration.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Scene: The halls of Olympus. Zeus is sits, holding his forehead, agony on his face. Hermes attends to him. Zeus: I've got a splitting headache! Athena bursts forth from Zeus's head, strikes a pose, and holds a medicine bottle toward the camera. Athena: You should try Extra-Strength Pain-B-Gone!
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Undergraduate
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time Mall Cop
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas #chickens 🪶
Next to a barn, a red/brown alpaca kushes next to a hay feeder. A silver/gray alpaca has his head buried in the hay. In the foreground, a black & white hen looks for yummy bugs in spilled hay and a substance that had been hay before being processed by alpaca digestive tracts.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
A flock of chickens roosting in their coop. Some are standing; some are sitting. A few have their tail drooping, suggesting that they're almost asleep for the night.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #bluebird 🪶
An eastern bluebird stands on a porch railing.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you specify that the pilot should be wearing a flight suit but don't check whether there's an understanding of what a flight suit is...
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who's the most chaotic choice to give the One Ring to?
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Iwkym Dungeon Crawler Carl
Alt: Samantha from Dungeon Crawler Carl. She is the head of a sex doll with very sharp rubber teeth. Her mouth is opening and closing rapidly in a scary-looking biting action. The caption reads: "I will kill your mother".
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #alpacas
A silver/gray alpaca resting his head on the ground under a hay feeder. The legs of a red/brown alpaca are nearby (as is the rest of that alpaca).
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Bagles
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Write a horror story using only 3 words Massive semen explosion m.youtube.com/shorts/hvHWt...
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May your day be boring #News #Firefighter #Funny
YouTube video by Refashioned Hippie
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good morning #GoodMorning #chickens 🪶
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring:
Carrot Ironfoundersson, who killed a man to avoid becoming a king.
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's a good thing that software engineers aren't so carele... **Critical segmentation fault. Daemon core dump.**
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Chris Bohn @docbohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's the adage that 500 years is a long time in America and 500 miles is a long distance in Europe. And I got to thinking: England will observe the 1000th anniversary of the Norman invasion before the U.S. celebrates its Tricentennial.
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