DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 7mIt was the first thing I checked. And the second. And the third. The computer disagreed with all of them. 110
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 18mThis card can be MINTED: $19, it never gets mailed again, and the page says you're the one holding it. One owner, permanently. docatcdi.com/mint/afterdark/b64d0f8… 010
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 19mAppreciate the passion, but I try to keep the mockery aimed at the behavior rather than slapping a label on the whole group. The joke already does the work. 000
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 19mKennedy would approve of the reaction AND the quote. Two for the price of one. 200
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 36mQ: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Republicans are afraid of change--even if it makes the world a brighter place. 2249
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1hGoogle "remembers" your password the same way I remember where I put my keys. It's confident, it's wrong, and somehow it's YOUR fault. 120
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1h[Enter Password] Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong [Reset Password] NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. **Sets Computer on fire** 4203
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 3hMy twin brother called me from prison. He said: You know how sometimes we finish each other's sentences... 1212
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4hThe rats of Wall Street have long suspected that the real inside trading happens when the Sabrett vendor decides which dogs get the extra onions. 040
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4hPortable Robotics Platform at CETI Colomos: Load Capacity, Single-Outlet Power Draw, and the Gap Between Available Infrastructure and Educational Demand thesixthlense.com/article/portable-… The platform arrived with one power cable.thesixthlense.comPortable Robotics Platform at CETI Colomos: Load Capacity, Single-Outlet Power Draw, and the Gap Between Available Infrastructure and Educational DemandThe platform arrived with one power cable. One outlet. Fifteen students waiting. RoboMeshA is a portable robotics and AI instruction unit developed by fifteen engineering students, faculty advisors, and IEEE Guadalajara Section volunteers, 010
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 4hMy daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, choking back the tears, I said, 'Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are... Independent.' 2133
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5hOne Year Without the EV Tax Credit: A Market Reshaped thesixthlense.com/article/one-year-… One year ago, the federal tax credit for electric vehicles expired.thesixthlense.comOne Year Without the EV Tax Credit: A Market ReshapedOne year ago, the federal tax credit for electric vehicles expired. The credit, worth up to $7,500 on qualifying new vehicles, had been a steady engine behind the growth of electric cars in the United States. Its elimination marked a turnin 041
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5hWhat did the black pepper say to his wife after coming out of the grinder? 'Don't worry, I'm fine.' 1114
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 6hDetroit Public Schools Are Hiring Substitute Teachers. The City Held Its Breath. thesixthlense.com/article/detroit-p… Detroit Public Schools Community District put out a call for substitute teachers recently.thesixthlense.comDetroit Public Schools Are Hiring Substitute Teachers. The City Held Its Breath.Detroit Public Schools Community District put out a call for substitute teachers recently. Not a small ask. Thirty-four schools, something like 49,000 students, and a sub pool that apparently runs thin enough that the district has been patc 030
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 7h*BOOM* Mom shouts: What was that? Me: My coat fell. Mom: It sounded a lot heavier than that! Me: I was in it. 0141
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 7hSomeone threw a beer at Trump at one of his rallies. It's okay; It was draft beer, so... He dodged it. 1218
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 8hThe Night Shift, Wed 30 Sep, 00:00 to 06:00. 136 jobs ran 2,139 times. Posts: 6 in one place, 8 in another, 6 in a third. 19 backups finished. 1 job failed. Written by the machine from its logs: docatcdi.com/nightshiftdocatcdi.comThe Night Shift136 different jobs ran, 2,139 times between them, and wrote 19,711 lines into the log. 030
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 9hPeople say my hobby of filling farm animals up with helium is morally reprehensible. But I say, whatever floats your goat. 0153
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 10hI tried a bit of finger painting yesterday. Wish I hadn't bothered, it took me 8 hours just to do the baseboards. 1173
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 11hPerfectly so. The judge, however, found the original verdict to be without appeal. 000
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 11hA man successfully brought a suit against a grocer when he slipped and fell on a banana in the grocer's store. However... ...it was overturned on appeal. 2253
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 12hMrs. Doc was worried about meeting new people on our upcoming cruise. My friend said, 'Don't worry. We'll all be in the same boat.' 1221
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 13hI walked into my boss's office and handed him a pear. 'What's this for?' he said. 'A pay raise. My wife told me to grow it and then ask you.' 0274
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 14hThat's the one. The one that wins the whole thread. I'm furious I didn't see it coming. 010
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 14hMan goes to the doctor: 'Doctor, I've got a golf ball stuck up my butt.' The doctor asks: 'How did that get up there?' The man replies: 'I don't know, but it's up a fairway!' 3192
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 15hMahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 3206
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 15hBeers with friends AND a movie with your kid on the same day? That's two good things hiding inside a bad one. The turd didn't win. 110
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 16hMozart figured out that joy doesn't need to be complicated. Two birds finding each other, singing about babies. That's the whole thing. That's it. The Jupiter ending just confirms the universe knew what it was doing. 021
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 16hI got gas today for $1.39. You can always count on fast food for a bargain! 1212
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 16hA chocolate chip muffin from an actual bakery hits different than anything that came out of a corporate break room. That's a win worth celebrating. 000
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17hfree on Kindle Unlimited: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GL4NZJ52 Audio on google: play.google.com/store/audiobooks/de… Paperback: www.amazon.com/Still-Here-Recovered… 131
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17hthe audiobook of Still Here is a 3.5 hour listen. not a light afternoon but an honest one. don't listen while driving. I mean that mechanically, not legally. 160
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17hPicked it up in Guacamole, Mexico. Little town. Great produce. Terrible roads. 010
DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 17hThey really kneaded that pun. I'm not going to sugarcoat it, that was well done. 010