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Mike

@doa70.bsky.social
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Real person (exactly what a bot would say). Midwesterner. Humanist. Married. Loves music, movies, and video games (order changes weekly). No longer pessimistic about our chances, I’m certain we aren’t going to make it.

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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No non-incestuous father touches his daughter there. www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/u...
Donald trump putting his hands low on Ivanka Trumps hips as they come together for a hug and kiss.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And prior to that, he scored 355 points in 5 years (96-01) with the St. Louis Blues. 😎
Pierre Turgeon, #77, of the St. Louis Blues, scating up the ice with the puck.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No but I know where they will be on Feb 25th!
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Im spamming the thread with this cuz the OP is dead ass wrong!
Stick figure sitting at computer desk. Caption from speaker offscreen says, “Are you coming to bed?”
Stick figure responds, “I can’t. This is important.”
Offscree: “What?”
Stick figure: “Someone is wrong on the internet.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Frog in a birds mouth but the frog has its hands wrapped tightly around the birds throat. The caption reads, “Never give up!”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Also, my feed. 😂😂
Screen shot showing Bluesky feed with OP immediately followed by post from prohockeynews stating, “Devils acquire Lombardi”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Boris Vallejo drawing of a winged demon embracing a woman, with his right hand on her buttocks. A nail from his hand has punctured her skin and a small line of blood is flowing down the middle of her right butt-cheek. She is standing atop a writhing coils of a large constrictor-type snake, with her long redish-brown hair entrapped by the demons left arm.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
News flash: not everyone has the Middle East as their #1 concern. It isn’t even in my top 50! A bunch of assholes and idiots fighting over sand, oil and deities. Honestly, I care more about Somalia than Israel. I do care when it devolves into a genocide, but before that:
A medieval drawing of the edge of a town with a man standing and pointing to an empty field with a dead tree, saying, “Behold the field in which I grow my fvcks. Lay thine eyes vpon it and thov shalt see that it is barren”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This account is a blue magat. It thinks dems and pubs are two peas in a pod. Do not follow idiots like this. And if you think they are right, do not follow me!
Picture of cleopatraqueen.bsky.social account.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
And this is me. 😵‍💫😢
Stick figure person at computer desk, furiosly typing, with the following dialogue:
“Are you coming to bed?” asked from offscreen person.
“I can’t. This is important.” stick figure person responds.
“Why?”
“Someone is wrong on the internet.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Cry me a river. Its nearly infinitely worse w/🍊💩 in charge and a blind and deaf person could see and hear it coming. I dont give a single fuck about anyone whining about “genocide” because no matter how complicit their delusional asses thinks Harris was, she was still the better choice.
Medieval picture of village on left with a few peasants and a couple of dogs standing next to a man who is pointing to a barren field on the right with a dead tree and saying, “Behold the field in which I grow my fvcks. Lay thine eyes vpon it and thov shalt see that it is BARREN”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Green frog trapped in a hand, only his head is visible. Other hand is pointing at the frog with the word “behave” over it. Frog says, “no”.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Lol! I did. But you would get similar results to me if you ignore the summary, scroll past the advertisers results, disregard the promoted answers and start reading the sites found in the “results” section (near the bottom of the first page last time i checked).
Search results for “what is Kamala Harris position on Israel”, with the first site being the Pittsburgh Jewish Chronicle and the second being The 
Forward.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Bullshit! What has changed is before we at least aspired to be better. 🍊💩 aspires to be worse. His magat cult wants to be more cruel. You woefully undersell the millions of people who have been fighting their entire lives for “a more perfect union”. Do urself a favor & check ur own hate.
Picture of Friedrich Nietzsche with the quote, “Be careful when you fight monsters, lest you become one.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
The New York scene is in 5 1/2 years! 😱
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This proves for every republican that is still moderately sane, there is one that is completely batshit crazy! (Courtesy of @gelliottmorris.com )
Poll showing results to question, “How would you describe the tactics currently used by ICE: Too forceful, about right, not forceful enough, not sure.

The table is broken out with columns for All (total), Dem, Ind, and Rep.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Musta been the red-spotted toads. Guess an army of em made a home in my hometown cuz I definitely have seen them before. s3.animalia.bio/animals/phot...
Red-spotted toad sitting on a large rock.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
It really was.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5...
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Apparently, Mark Cuban isn’t a fan of Billie Eilish, or me. 🙃
Post blocked with reply by me quoting Billie Eilish saying, “If you’re a billionaire, why are you a billionaire? No hate, but give your money away, shorties.” Along with link to news article where she said it.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
When they see 🍊💩:
Gadsden Flag with snake bound with ropes, leather and mouth gag and the caption “please tread on me”.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I will die on this hill!
text box stating, “Do words have meaning? Yes.
Can those meanings inspire and uplift? Yes!
Can those words also cut and cause pain? Yes.
So why cheer the author of one, 
but scold the reader of the other?
Don’t tell people to “be tougher”,
or grow a “thicker skin”.
Place the blame where it belongs,
on the one causing the pain.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
2024, but yeah.
Gothic cemetery with a headstone that says “RIP AMERICAN DEMOCRACY, 1789-2024”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Tardigrade playing a violin
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I am not a psyop. I feared/knew this was our fate since Nov 6th. My first post on this platform was the pics below. I may be misguided but I am 100% sincere.
Gravestone in a gothic graveyard with the carving, “RIP American Democracy 1779 - 2024”Gravestone with American flag and the caption, “RIP American Democracy 1789 -2024”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Been a fan ever since this! RIP OZ MAN! 🤘🏻
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The congruence … *chef’s kiss*
Nancy Mace cringy meme post follwed immediately by froggher post asking in feigned shock if drinking paint is bad for you
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Pelican looking eye to eye with a smiling woman with the caption “what you did there - I see it”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Cemetary with tombstones and trees in a slightly foggy background. Front and center is tombstone with American flag on it and the caption, “RIP American Democracy 1789 - 2024”.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Ya, drones are great when there is limited vegetation. This picture is before the march started. It is framed to cut out the other side of the park, where more people were at, and you cant see the hundreds of people under the trees.
St. Louis skyline looking east down  Market St. with Arch in background. In foreground is Keiner plaza with No Kings protestors on the street, in the park and hidden under lots of trees.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
STL with the perfect food truck!
Food truck with the name Wok-o-Taco
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
In Memorium
Tombstone in cemetary with picture of American flag and the words RIP AMERICAN DEMOCRACY 1789 - 2024
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Save the fluff bs pieces about the “woe is me” billionaires.
Woman in white sundress at front of fancy yacht enjoying the wind with the caption: “Love
Money can’t buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and luxury yachts. Once you’ve got those covered, you’ll be fighting love off with a stick.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I think this says it all.
A screenshot of Bluesky showing a post by God that says, “Dear Humans,

Do you think we’re gonna make it?

Tell God everything will be okay down there”

The next post is from Frog and Toad Bot that says, “Toad found some rope in the cellar.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Everyone is saying how the US’s reputation is dead and businesses can no longer trust the govt. Meanwhile, the republican party is eyeing the debt ceiling like
1 year old looking drunk pictured next to large glass of beer with a caption that reads, “Hold my beer, I got this.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I have adopted this image to express my sorrow for everyone who voted for 🍊💩 and are now experiencing pain and suffering as a result of his madness.
Microscopic picture of a tardegrade on its back playing a large violin.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I've heard those penguins are suuuuppeeerrrrrr pissed. And word is, they got some connections in Orca world.
Penguin with hand coming out of wing flipping the camera off with the text, “Breaking: Citizens of Heard and McDonald Islands have issued a statement after trump’s 10% tariff.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Medieval peasant pointing to an empty field and telling a group of townsfolk on the other side, “Behold the field in which I grow my fvcks. Lay thine eyes vpon it and thov shalt see that it is Barren.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This says everything! Just stay there chuckie, maybe a bird will find use for you as a nest.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I have a similar problem.
Medieval person pointing to emptiness and telling a crowd, “Behold the field in which I grow my Fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.”
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Apple + ice + blender = heavenly bliss on a hot day.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I never did get the desire to celebrate the birthday of a corpse.
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Are musicians considered celebrities? If so, I’m in good hands.
Sarah McLachlan standing on stage in front of microphone, arms out, eyes closed singing with portions of the band in the background
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The ad says, “Empty Alaska Cruises Departing from Illinois That Seniors Can Book for Dirt Cheap” Departing from where? And going where?!? I think I know why they are empty!
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
twistedsifter.com/wp-content/u...
frog silhouetted in front of the cloud of smoke from a rocket launch
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Mike @doa70.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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