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@do-not-fold.bsky.social
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I watch movies from all over the world with the sound off and subs on. I play video games on PC. I read books and ebooks. I don't fit anywhere. I continue to exist.

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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You’re invited to the Bluesky Halloween party. Show off your costume 🎃 (I don't do costumes, so I steal Wednesday's line.)
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not sure if this is the same @showerthoughts.bsky.social But "Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people" is excellent.
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
by Matt Tarpley: www.patreon.com/catscafe
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you feel like it, repost and ask people to describe you with a single film title.
Image says "Put this on your timeline and ask everyone to describe you with a single film title."
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I can't find Mrs Frollein on BSky. But the website's here: mrsfrollein.de
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A furniture showroom called "Shack Of Sit".
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh, how money ruins everything.
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Surprised mine didn't say "Pointless Bullshit", but hey, I'll take it. Despite not understanding it, either. b.mino.mobi/palm/?u=do-n...
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Image of a bag full of used asthma inhalers. Text says "Another batch of used inhalers sent for recycling. There is absolutely no need for these to go to landfill. Inhalers are made of high[-]quality plastics and aluminium. Please keep returning these to the pharmacy, we really appreciate it. Please share this important message :)"
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Text says "Playing a B flat on a tuba can cause arousal in alligators."
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I may have posted this before. #Caturday
A photo of eight black cats huddled together, taken from above. It looks like their bodies are all part of one Lovecraftian horror with 7 eyes and 8 tentacles. The caption by everythingstarstuff says "When you pspspspsps into the void, sometimes it pspspspsps's back."
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Still one of the greatest threads ever posted.
Cross-section of a moray eel, showing its pharyngeal jaw. Poster says "When an eel has a maw with a pharyngeal jaw, that's a moray" (to the tune of "That's Amore"). Responses: "When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside, that's a moray", "When it sulks in a reef and has two sets of teeth, that's a moray", and "When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that's a moray".
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sorry.
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
#Caturday
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sign at a protest reads "The only boots worth licking are worn by goth girls"
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Still makes me chuckle every time.
A photo of part of the Toledo Grace Brethren Church building with a sign posted. It has a big cross on it with "HE IS RISEN" written on the cross. Above and behind the building is part of a billboard showing Shrek's head from the nose up, so it looks like he's the subject of the sign.
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Share one of your all-time favorite actors. (Avoiding the obvious Carrie Fisher for once.)
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tried finding the original, but couldn't. Apologies for no attribution!
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Image reads "Them: What's your sign?", "Me:", then there's a picture of a traffic sign that reads "SLOW".
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Text reads "We're sorry, the feelings you are trying to reach have been disconnected and are no longer available. Please take your bullshit somewhere else."
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Unfortunately, no.
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Icon on a sports betting site.
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Never forget.
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Bilingual sign with translation "Please urinate with precision and elegance".
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours (if you feel like it)
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Text on image reads "Wishing all the homophobes a super uncomfortable month".
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Text saying "More people believe made-up opinion than researched, scientifically proven facts."
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Repost with your first celebrity crush (if you feel like it). 1977. This is a best guess 'cos (a) my time sense doesn't work & (b) large chunks of my youth are censored by my subconscious so I can continue functioning. Lifelong crush. As Leia first, then as author and mental health advocate.
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Look how smart AI is! It completely ignored all my account preferences AND gave me updates which have nothing to do with my portfolio! At the same time!
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
:)
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I know many here detest crypto (not getting into that) but for those who don't, here's freebies. Casino faucet, no betting obligation, earns $3 to $5 per month for 2 clicks a day (every 6 hours), takes about 6 months to hit payout (4 months at 3 clicks a day), reliable. tinyurl.com/p3vfvdxe
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Quite possibly the best book title ever.
Screenhot of Amazon page for a book called "Pounded in the Butt by my Handsome Sentient Library Card who Seems Otherworldly but in Reality is Just a Natural Part of the Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides".
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
7 years ago (roughly), we got that black hole picture from NASA. And now we're off to the moon again. So damned cool!
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Image of a penguin. Text reads "Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers to retain more body heat, so basically... the oily bird gets the warm".
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Image of text that reads "Tomorrow is National Stay in Bed Reading Day. I just made it up. Tell the others."
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Spike @do-not-fold.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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