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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Me: so yeah I got really into NIN last year… Bro: oh yeah they are good, but I listened to them when I was really depressed… Me: yeah… I wasn’t depressed when I got into them though… don’t worry…I listen to the freaky songs 😜
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
What up. My bro is visiting and staying with me. We both got mad crushes on Rama duwaji, we both manifesting we both find someone like her in 2026
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Rip precious thots :(
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Bring me my accountant universe!
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Bold to say that feelings are more important than b00bs wtf
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silk-dogg.bsky.social @silk-dogg.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
@showerthoughts.bsky.social Top tip for celebrities avoiding the paparazzi: simply wear gloves with too many fingers and any photographs taken will look like bad AI -- steeply reducing their value.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I need an even alt-ier alt, for even more shower thoughts. Gotta stay niche
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The nine inch nails fandom on tiktok is delightful. Theres nine inch nails guy who comments nine inch nails on any video related to the band, goofy fan edits, older fans being respectful of young or new fans. So wholesome
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE PHO
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Hear me out… Young Bob Katter was fine as hell. I said it
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Hi friends idk what up no recent updates from me but i recently got into nine inch nails, i know im like 35 years late to this but life changing y’know. Wow just wow
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Her song is just droning and does not provide any concrete feminist answers to anything. It’s just kvetching. And there are many other feminist songs that deal with issues head on and don’t make you feel worse after. Labour is not a rallying cry. It’s just blah.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Sidenote, I actually have not read the handmaids tale, and I’m not sure if I ever will because of the series and Elizabeth Moss’s whole vibe. I feel like I’m probably better off learning about and from women in the global south rather than read about a fictional dystopia
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Between that and the trauma porn of the handmaids tale tv series, it’s just like White feminism really isn’t getting us anywhere
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Controversial take, that “labour” song by Paris Paloma is just 2025’s answer to the pussy hat. Yes, I agree with the song’s message but omg stop, its overused and it does not do anything
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The british empire really loved the ol’ divide and conquer trick. See what they did to 🇵🇸🇮🇪and 🇮🇳🇵🇰 stop fcking falling for it. Hindus and Muslims and numerous other religions and cultures can and hace coexisted on the subcontinent before fckn east india co ruined everything
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Hindu nationalism is so fckn stoopid bro
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Also remember everyone hates the british. Australians, canadians, northern Ireland folks, the Scottish, the Argentinians, the Welsh. We all hate Britain, even people in Britain hate Britain. Like specifically the monarchy and the aristocrats we hate. Just demand reparations
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Like i dont think india and pakistan should go start a war against the UK. because fundamentally war is a stupid thing that colonialist stoopid states like the british empire would do. Like go and demand reparations.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Can India and Pakistan NOT be at war FOR FUCK SAKE? Bro you both should stop and realise you have a common enemy and that enemy is the british empire. Go ask them for reparations
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I reckon Sinead O’Connor is looking down lovingly on the Kneecap and is like “good job boys” 🥹
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Like mitski isnt sadgirl its eldest daughter core. Its nuanced and weirdly horny
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Ofc listen to what you want im just an idiot on the internet
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Mitski’s music has nuance that i frankly dont see in the sad girl genre (lenker, boygenius, dacus baker bridgers) so i never got into it
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Im also like over and done with sad girl music. I know i love mitski but SHES NOT SADGIRL
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Ok im so over big theif / adrienne lenker’s music being pushed on me via tik tok its just too whiny
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Dudes around my age are The Dare and BBNO$ What a time
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Ngl we gotta start calling roman catholicism italian orthodox tho
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
And while i did not see eye to eye with pope francis on lots of stuff, dude was still based. Rest in peace papi.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I am absolutely not catholic but ngl weirdly invested in this pope thing
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Filipinos (minus their weirdly authoritarian leaders what up with that) are some of the kindest and most enthusiastic ppl ive met THEY DESERVE THIS W TAGLE FOR POPE
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Real talk tho pls cardinal tagle for pope.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Rip pope francis he is a real one
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Sagittariuses don’t want to be in control of other ppl, but they DO want to be the smartest and most educated person in the room AND they want to be the coolest person in the room.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
“Girl, so confusing” was not cvnt, was not girlhood, was not heartwarming. It was bitchy and like again not in a cvnt was, but was just being a C—t. Like can we stop celebrating it? Lorde deserves better.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
“We Saw You From Across the Bar and Really Dig Your Vibe” 🤮
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I know polyamorous ppl are getting heaps of unnecessary hate and i don’t want to shame anyone for not being perfectly monogamous but oh my god i fucking hate unicorn hunters
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Bisexuality can be hot, bisexuality SHOULD be hot. But no, bisexuality is reporting every couple account i see on tinder on sight.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
As I approach 30, after years of ppl thinking I’m older purely based on height, I’m entering my looking younger than my age vampire era. I’d like to thank cheekbones and the existence of buccal fat for this milestone.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I’m older than the horrific blonde press secretary but ppl regularly think I’m 20-22 That is whats going for me
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Lol i got a warning from tik tok bc i used the word dumbass
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Why do melons have extravagant weddings? Because they cantaloupe Can’t - elope Geddit? Ok I’ll take myself to pun jail
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I think a large part of Elon’s whole complex is that he is jealous of @thevivllainous.bsky.social ‘s amazing gorgeous hair and it just KILLS HIM
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The problem with Trump is that he’s a gemini (gemini men aren’t good leaders but can be great rappers) and the problem with Musk is that he is a cancer. Fckn mr krabs
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Haymitch such a Cancer bro got me crying🦀♋️😭
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Hear me out The dynamic of Haymitch and Katniss is very eldest daughter finishing what her dad started coded
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
When i say hate i mean dressing down, just to be clear. I just don’t think he’s cool.
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Ngl, I stand with the twink community. Twinks are awesome. Like they are not as useful as the Lesbians but they make up for it in spirit. They deserve a new twink king, who isn’t Tr*ye. I reckon smoothgutter… is he on bluesky?
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I feel like tr*ye s*van doesn’t get enough hate for being a white South African who’s family moved to P*rth in the mid 90’s
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Shower Thoughts @showerthoughts.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Brat summer is so over.
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