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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
30+ hours in transit and multiple attempts on my life but despite my haters' best efforts, I've finally made it to Amsterdam alive
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the vegan ice cream i made out of cashews and coconut cream tastes like cashews and coconut cream
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some progress shots (if I stop posting for good it's because I died from a gluten-rich bowel obstruction)
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made ribs
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
gave a new brand of veg sausage a try and they had some sort of skin that looked and tasted like a dinger
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
duolingo ahegao????
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
how I feel pulling up in the noonoo
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I won't say anything when that tax return hits but there will be signs
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've put a lot of time and energy into training Olive to feel safe and calm and happy so it's nice to see that paying off in big ways
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
last year we had to move the couch (and tv) into the spare room because the dogs kept getting into vicious fights over it, so to see them calmly sharing a space like this is just wonderful
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
took a shit in the shower now I'm walking to the club
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
drinkiong 100 watered down vodka lime and sofas and sending this to everyonene
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
drinking 100 martinis abd sending this to everyong
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
drinking 100 margs and sending this to everyone
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
come on now
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
the bots are doing JOI in insta comments now
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"but the algorithm is less toxiccccc" sure but this bio does not match this band
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"but the soooounnnddd qualityyyyy" ok but these are not the same artist but they're on the same profile
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragulaaaa
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
my (husband's) cat is on steroids and they've turned him into a ravenous little cunt
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
arguing about the accuracy of calling aela a girl who poops and accidentally re-inventing the madonna/whore complex
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
youse remember this racist fuck?
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I moved into a new house last week and now I live within a short walking distance to some really lovely places
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
okkkkk this drill bit set is flirting with me
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
god give me the strength to resist eating the entire tray
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
me right before I come:
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
those back dimples
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
rate my setup
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
these mushrooms are kicking my ass man I don't need this
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
ah yes the 3 genders
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
him: I'll send you my focaccia recipe Me:
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
yoooo they're selling pocket pussy's at melbourne airport
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
RT to burn your hole
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
if the witch who cursed me for the month of august is reading this please contact me. I just want to talk
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
show me on the screenshot where I'm accusing you of being anything, extra marks if you can identify what I'm projecting
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
just posting some halloween costume inspo (HMU if you can sew and give me pointers)
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I should call him
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I spent all day vomiting all over the living room (including the couch and my bed) and all I got was $300 trip to the after hours emergency vet and a towel over a cushion to sleep on
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
she's all fucked up
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
can't find my lip balm
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
americans in my mentions
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
absolutely porked a job interview today so I made some choc chip biscuits about it
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
they're back! and they've rebranded
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
ok who's buying me the $400 elden ring board game?
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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dan @dnbtt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
me telling him he's absolutely right and he should give it a go
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