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Doug Nazarian

@dnazarian.bsky.social
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Judge, Appellate Court of Maryland. Orioles, Ravens, good writing, comfort food, dogs. Former state utility commissioner. Maryland via Rochester, NY. All statements mine.

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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't argue with any of this.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Arguments today!
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Monty Python's Argument Clinic: Michael Palin & John Cleese
Alt: Monty Python's Argument Clinic: Michael Palin & John Cleese
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Arguments today!
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Seinfeld Jerry
Alt: Jerry and George on Seinfeld kinda slapping at each other meekly pretending to argue
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Migraines are awful. I’m sorry.
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chirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
8 Orioles prospects will play for the Peoria Javelinas in the AFL. www.baseballamerica.com/stories/peor...
PLAYER
POS
ORG V
B
T
Bragg, Braxton
P
BAL
R
R
Hamson, Kailen
P
BAL
L
L
Lord, Kiefer
P
BAL
R
R
Reilly, Patrick
P
BAL
R
R
Sharkey, Teddy
P
BAL
R
R
Butterworth, Brandon
INF
BAL
R
R
Honeycutt, Vance
OF
BAL
R
R
Irish, Ike
OF
BAL
L
R
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not any use, to many. @anyuse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If anyone knows a lawyer in the Boston area who might be looking for work, is willing to try litigation, and doesn’t mind the absolute lack of prestige and barely adequate compensation of what I do, please send them my way.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course you did! Congratulations!
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arguments today!
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Monty Python: The Argument Clinic (John Cleese)
Alt: Monty Python: The Argument Clinic (John Cleese)
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The City Connects are kinda lettuce green.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The latter is more famous; the former is more useful.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Appellate Court of Maryland holds its monthly Conference this morning. Watch for new reported opinions!
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The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
Alt: The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Duke Law '91 for the win!
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And my nephew joined the coaching staff this year. Coincidence? I think not.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePc9...
youtube.com
Kip Dynamite The Address Song
YouTube video by Nap Dyna
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well played for them to have Time Stands Still on as they pull into McDonald's.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Time Stands Still on the radio is perfect. Especially with Rush on tour this year.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We did exactly that when I worked for our state PSC. We got funding to hire consultants to support the staff and we hired retired utility execs and engineers to join our staff, both on the technical staff and commission side of the house. It worked well.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Congratulations!
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pepe Furrias
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My wife has an Earl Weaver jersey. That would be raising her well.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The granddaughter's parents not liking baseball is a problem, but an opportunity for you. We would welcome her as an Oriole fan, but that would destine her for heartache.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online Your people!
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can you believe it? A curtain call for a visiting player at Citi Field who just homered against the Mets? Pete Alonso.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Waiting for @ericstephen.bsky.social to make the Grant Wolfram/Tungsten Arm O’Doyle joke.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Drop a closed restaurant that you still miss.
Park Street Sub, New Haven, CT, circa 1980s.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fountain pens are the best. I have used them since high school and have a bunch, none super-fancy. And I give my clerks one when they leave.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Endorse all of this, with fond memories of Naples.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Supreme Court of Maryland's Standing Committee on Rules of Practice and Procedure meets this morning. Here's a link to the agenda. www.courts.state.md.us/sites/defaul...
courts.state.md.us
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
She is in fact Judge Ripken.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Arguments today!
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Heated Argument Between Two Men
Alt: Heated Argument Between Jerry and Kramer
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Orin Kerr @orinkerr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
1Ls are often disappointed that Criminal Law is about the elements of crimes rather than police investigations, although this could be helped by having more cop shows about the Model Penal Code.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am so sorry.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sarah Palin had a son named Track. That one is passe by now.
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
an unwritten rule of baseball is that andrew kittredge has to name his next child colton
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Working through my fundraiser paintings and the request here was “paint my two dogs looking happy sitting behind Ben Roethlisberger after he threw an interception”
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Check out WaterField Designs—I have and love the AirPorter bag and they have lots of variations.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@fiatiustitia.bsky.social This is for you!
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh no! I am so sorry.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Appellate Court of Maryland holds its monthly Conference this morning. Watch for new reported opinions!
static.klipy.com
The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
Alt: The Dude: Yeah, Well, That's Just Your Opinion, Man
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That was exactly our experience too. A great evening!
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a picture that could be an album cover
The team in front of the courthouse with masks during Covid.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've lived in Baltimore for 34 years and never heard of it, but we're going to order one at our local and see if they have.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It landed in fair territory. The problem was the initial call--once the umps blew that, the standard of review makes it harder to overturn. MLB's statement focuses on that without addressing the egregious on-field failure.
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You are raising them well.
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Mordi is a Righteous Hater @mordi-rc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jeffrey Maier? The Director of Challenge Review for MLB?
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Doug Nazarian @dnazarian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And a terrible call that robbed an Oriole home run.
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Lady Lawyer Diaries @ladylawyerdiary.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
michigan.law.umich.edu/news/margare... congratulations to Dean @mchannon.bsky.social! #LadyLawyerDiaries
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Margaret Hannon, ’05, Appointed Michigan Law’s Next Assistant Dean for Admissions | University of Michigan Law School
Margaret Hannon, ’05, will serve as the next assistant dean for admissions at the University of Michigan Law School. She joined the Michigan Law faculty in 2013; since 2019, she has been a clinical pr...
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