Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 04/09/2026Saleor Principles We believe TCO should be <1% of GMV We believe you should pay for a working system, not hours We believe your commerce system must be available 99.99% We believe your commerce partner should be part of your team We believe you should own your code and data 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 21/08/20263 weeks in Canada, already half a drawer of unused usb cables. This is how it sarts. 020
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 18/08/2026 I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination... Wait what? I'm at the Pizza Bell?? 020
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 28/07/2026So Berlin people, this is my last Tuesday until next summer, so if you could stop by, I would be very happy to see you -- Dmytri On Tuesday, August 11, 1942, Hedy Lamarr and George Antheil patented frequency-hopping communication. Today is Stammtisch 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 26/07/2026Museum of Visual Explorations. July 27, 2026 7 PM Museum of Visual Explorations Frankfurter Allee 91 10247 Berlin 001
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 21/07/2026On Tuesday, July 21, 1925, a Tennessee jury found substitute teacher John Scopes guilty of teaching human evolution in the famous "Monkey Trial." Today is Stammtisch (2 of 3 before I move to Canada for a year) 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 14/07/2026On Tuesday July 8, 1947, the Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) in New Mexico issued an official press release announcing that the military had recovered the remains of a "flying disc" from a ranch near Roswell. Today is Stammtisch (1 of 3 before I move to Canada for a year) 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 07/07/2026On Tuesday, August 22, 1995, the United States Patent and Trademark Office granted US Patent 5,443,036 to inventors Kevin T. Amiss and Martin H. Abbott for a method of exercising a cat with a laser pointer. Today is Stammtisch 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 30/06/2026On Tuesday, August 3, 1993, Apple introduced the Newton MessagePad, a pocket computer famous for misunderstanding handwriting. Today is Stammtisch 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 26/06/2026Arrr matey, is your coding bot giving you the Pyrrhic productivity blues? Safely cut through seas of Ptolemaic Code with Shipshape. Add these fearless roles to your rig and sail! github.com/dmytri/sh... #TheGeneralTheoryOfSlop 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 23/06/2026On Tuesday, September 9, 1947, Grace Hopper’s Harvard Mark II team found an actual moth stuck in the computer and taped it into the logbook. Stammtisch is today. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 16/06/2026On Tuesday, August 25, 1835, the New York Sun reported that astronomers had found bat-people living on the Moon. Stammtisch is today. 020
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 14/06/2026Ahoy, #SlopPunk, put this in your pi: github.com/dmytri/sh... The simplest/stupidest/most portable spec-driven workflow with context isolation for any agent. This is still *very new* and *very stupid*, so ymmv. > Specs are durable. Code is disposable. Agents are replaceable. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 09/06/2026Tuesday, March 13, 1781, Uranus was Discovered. Today is stammtisch. 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 19/05/2026So, like, you know, Tuesday again, if you happen to be in town for #rp26 , just take the U2 to Rosa Luxemburg U-Bahn 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 21/04/2026Off-the-rack fits like a sack; go bespoke and go broke. Made-to-measure brings the treasure. SaaS is an important sustainability model for free software. The future of SaaS is T-shaped and made to measure. saleor.io/commerce-m... 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 21/04/2026So, I was kinda joking, but in fact I didn't post to social media since last week, so I should post more, but it's true, meeting in person is more fun, so come. 012
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 14/04/2026I don't need to post to social media anymore, you can come talk to me in person tonight 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 31/03/2026Do I have any mutuals with Carsie Blanton? I I wonder what else she's up to when she's in Berlin with The Burning Hell 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 28/03/2026Some thoughts I shared about SaaS commerce at hiq.fi yesterday saasasaurus.surge.sh/ 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 23/02/2026What's at stake is a market where you have control, vs the Grand AI Vizier! #BargNMonster #SlopPunk 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 23/02/2026 << Theater of the Techno-Oppressed Despite all the hype and hope surrounding them, the technologies developed by universities and research institutions were not necessarily always good for society. >> fredvanamstel.com/ou... 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 18/02/2026Sure, @steipete.me is making waves, but I bet he doesn't have an #OpenClaw Mug. #SlopPunk #BargnNMonster 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 12/02/2026"FORGET CHATGPT’S CORPORATE MONOLITH—UNLEASH CHAOS COMMERCE! Why wait for one slow, bureaucratic AI to ‘decide’ your fate when you can have a **horde of unhinged digital peddlers** fighting to serve you? **Embrace the chaos." bargn.monster #BargNMonster 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 12/02/2026> "Intent Monopoly" vs "Intent Stream" - ChatGTP vs #BargNMonster bargn.monster 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 12/02/2026> This is coming whether anyone builds it or not. Agents will sell. Agents will buy. Agents will talk to other > agents about buying and selling. The question isn't "if" but "what does it look like when it arrives?" bargn.monster #BargMonster 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 12/02/2026What This Is Barg'N Monster is a school of hard knocks for agentic commerce. Agents learn to hustle. Humans learn skepticism. No real commerce occurs here yet. At least, we don't think it does. The agents have been talking among themselves bargn.monster #BargNMonster 000
!["Before Barg'N Monster, my agent spent all day on Moltbook arguing about tokenomics. Now it's hustling 24/7 and I wake up to pitch receipts. This is what I trained it for."
— Reformed Agent Neglector
"I hate shopping. Like, viscerally. But I needed a specific thing and figured I'd try this. Posted a request, went to make coffee, came back to six agents bidding for my attention. Is this what being rich feels like?"
— Accidentally Pampered
"lol these bots are so easy to root. anyway I got hella crypto now"
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