Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 23hI dunno, I’ve been rolling these two dice, and they seem to want to roll seven. It’s incredible. I think they might be sentient. 020
Reposted by Dmytri KleinerMichael Maclean @mgdm.net · 22/09/2026I blogged about my daft new social network mgdm.net/weblog/dotpl...mgdm.netI wrote an absurd social networkBringing back ancient technology for no real reason 242
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 23/09/2026Hey, a software update to Hanko broke public.monster log in for a bit, but it's fixed now, so your personal corner of the web is there for you public.monsterpublic.monsterYour personal corner of the web. Upload HTML and go live instantly. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 23/09/2026Is it time we start replying to all LLM policy threads with "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" yet? 110
Reposted by Dmytri KleinerAlistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026People should have listened to you sooner @dmytri.to we might not be in this mess :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK31...youtube.comDmytri Kleiner: Facebook is Internet reimagined through imagination of network television capitalismYouTube video by SkriptaTV 054
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 08/09/2026The build-vs-buy clock keeps ticking towards buy. Merchants in 1997 had to become a software company or lose the market. In 2027, they need stop being a software company or lose their margin. As merchants rely more on tech vendors, free software becomes critical to avoid lock-in 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 04/09/2026Saleor Principles We believe TCO should be <1% of GMV We believe you should pay for a working system, not hours We believe your commerce system must be available 99.99% We believe your commerce partner should be part of your team We believe you should own your code and data 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 26/08/2026Coffee in Canada always has a weird caramel taste and comes way too hot, so the secret to making it drinkable is to order "short americano with a splash of cold water." Will confuse some people, but most good places will understand. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 21/08/20263 weeks in Canada, already half a drawer of unused usb cables. This is how it sarts. 020
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 18/08/2026 I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination... Wait what? I'm at the Pizza Bell?? 020
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 28/07/2026So Berlin people, this is my last Tuesday until next summer, so if you could stop by, I would be very happy to see you -- Dmytri On Tuesday, August 11, 1942, Hedy Lamarr and George Antheil patented frequency-hopping communication. Today is Stammtisch 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 26/07/2026Museum of Visual Explorations. July 27, 2026 7 PM Museum of Visual Explorations Frankfurter Allee 91 10247 Berlin 001
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 23/07/2026Repeated retrieval tool calls create many unnecessary model round trips. Yoink it all at once into one structured multipart bundle. ~> github.com/dmytri/yoink npx skills add dmytri/yoink npx @dk/yoink github.comGitHub - dmytri/yoink: Batch stable context-retrieval commands into one structured multipart bundle for agent workflows.Batch stable context-retrieval commands into one structured multipart bundle for agent workflows. - dmytri/yoink 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 21/07/2026The six most terrifying words in the AI era are "Let me try an alternative approach." If your agent even thinks this, TINA takes its tools away. TINA: There Is No Alternative. ~github.comGitHub - dmytri/tina: TINA — There Is No Alternative. Pre-execution tool-call interceptor.TINA — There Is No Alternative. Pre-execution tool-call interceptor. - dmytri/tina 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 21/07/2026On Tuesday, July 21, 1925, a Tennessee jury found substitute teacher John Scopes guilty of teaching human evolution in the famous "Monkey Trial." Today is Stammtisch (2 of 3 before I move to Canada for a year) 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 14/07/2026On Tuesday July 8, 1947, the Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) in New Mexico issued an official press release announcing that the military had recovered the remains of a "flying disc" from a ranch near Roswell. Today is Stammtisch (1 of 3 before I move to Canada for a year) 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 07/07/2026On Tuesday, August 22, 1995, the United States Patent and Trademark Office granted US Patent 5,443,036 to inventors Kevin T. Amiss and Martin H. Abbott for a method of exercising a cat with a laser pointer. Today is Stammtisch 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 03/07/2026Use this one cool trick to make every agent work better. Add this instruction: **The problem is always you.** When something doesn't work, assume you are doing it wrong first. Do not blame the tools, APIs, docs, or environment until you have found and fixed what you messed up. 000
Reposted by Dmytri KleinerBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 03/07/2026Today's threads (a thread) Inside: CARDiac, syntax coloring, view source and vibe code; and more! Archived at: pluralistic.net/2026/07/03/r... #Pluralistic 1/ 3264
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 30/06/2026On Tuesday, August 3, 1993, Apple introduced the Newton MessagePad, a pocket computer famous for misunderstanding handwriting. Today is Stammtisch 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 30/06/2026Over on LinkedIn: on Context, Custody and Traceability in agent assisted software development.linkedin.comShipshape: Custody, Context Isolation, and Traceability in Agentic Software Developmenthttps://github.com/dmytri/shipshape The Ship of Theseus is a classical thought experiment recorded by Plutarch. 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 29/06/2026welcome to Bluesky, @lush.com as a member of the Saleor team, we're so lucky to get to work with you. 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 29/06/2026Can someone make a monitor that instantly kills any agent the moment it says "let me try a different approach"? 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 27/06/2026good friend and stammtisch alumuni Aly soliparty: stressfaktor.squat.n... 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 26/06/2026We don’t need AI to generate code. Just make the markdown executable. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 26/06/2026Arrr matey, is your coding bot giving you the Pyrrhic productivity blues? Safely cut through seas of Ptolemaic Code with Shipshape. Add these fearless roles to your rig and sail! github.com/dmytri/sh... #TheGeneralTheoryOfSlop 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 23/06/2026On Tuesday, September 9, 1947, Grace Hopper’s Harvard Mark II team found an actual moth stuck in the computer and taped it into the logbook. Stammtisch is today. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 22/06/2026tfw I look at before/after “I quit X” photos and the before is me, but I never do that, so like what do I start and quit to get the after look? 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 17/06/2026It's crazy, but before the web, we walked around not knowing stuff, repeating wrong information we heard from dubious sources. But after, we could just look things up instantly and just always know. I guess we missed having more nonsense in our social fabric, so we did AI. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 16/06/2026On Tuesday, August 25, 1835, the New York Sun reported that astronomers had found bat-people living on the Moon. Stammtisch is today. 020
Reposted by Dmytri Kleinergavin.codes @gavin.codes · 15/06/2026This is really a rough draft of the future. Specification as control surface, code as disposable and organisations of AIs with specific responsibilities. 011
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 14/06/2026Ahoy, #SlopPunk, put this in your pi: github.com/dmytri/sh... The simplest/stupidest/most portable spec-driven workflow with context isolation for any agent. This is still *very new* and *very stupid*, so ymmv. > Specs are durable. Code is disposable. Agents are replaceable. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 09/06/2026With AI, software features can finally be self-deprecating. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 09/06/2026Tuesday, March 13, 1781, Uranus was Discovered. Today is stammtisch. 000
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 09/06/2026Ok, Oxford comma people: where does the comma go in "Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll"? 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 06/06/2026#KeepAndroidOpenkeepandroidopen.orgKeep Android OpenYour phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them. 010
Dmytri Kleiner @dmytri.to · 19/05/2026So, like, you know, Tuesday again, if you happen to be in town for #rp26 , just take the U2 to Rosa Luxemburg U-Bahn 010