dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So I take these guys for a walk and they wanted to do the long block, it's about 2/3 of a mile I think and at the end, when we get to my neighbor's house just down the street, Peanut now has to shit. I said "You can't hold it for another 20 ft, you could shit in your own yard?" Newp. 000
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mrs. P is leaving tomorrow for Florida with a friend of hers for like a week, so if anyone wants to smoke a joint and reflect on poor life choices, while listening to loud music from an AI YouTube Mix, come on over. You don't have to call first, just park in the front yard. We're not proud here. 2102
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes a little white guy music is okay, this is a good song. And it's, you know. Commander Cody. youtube.com/watch?v=jWOV...youtube.comCrying Time (Live (1973/Austin, TX))YouTube video by Commander Cody And His Lost Planet Airmen - Topic 022
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There are times when I question whether what I believe is right and a proper way for a human being to behave and then I see Ed Sheerin and Robert Kraft and what they believe and how they behave and I know that I am on the right side of things. 020
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Okay guys, freddos and cold foam freddo cappuccinos at my house! 021
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Youngest turned 20 this week. There has been a girl in this house between the ages of 13 and 19 for the last 18 straight years. But not anymore. 1150
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 19/08/2026To appear on @mollyjongfast.bsky.social 's podcast, is it a requirement that you have overly thick-framed glasses? 000
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 16/08/2026How much was that vet bill? Who was it for? So they could do what? 041
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Me and the guys had T-bone steak tonight. I had mine medium rare. They had theirs medium well. 050
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Sometimes you just have to listen to some Talking Heads. youtu.be/hVBr3kVF9qM?...youtu.beCrosseyed and PainlessYouTube video by Talking Heads - Topic 020
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 01/08/2026When we buy plastic storage bags, we don't wash them first before we use them. We just put whatever in them and move on. But the plastic storage containers that you get, those we wash before use, even though pretty much the same stuff is being put in them. So what's the protocol on these things? 010
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This fucking weather is fantastic. It is perfect in every way. It's not humid, it's warm in the sun without being oppressively hot and it's cool in the evening without being chilly. No pollen. No bugs. This is it, right here. 150
Reposted by dmrpolypsARTSTRADA MAGAZINE @artstradamagazine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Seriously though.. like every time.. every time something horrendous comes put.. the Dems respond like they just spilled out of a backyard bbq and are 3 wine 🍷 glasses into their Lexus They need to sell everything they own and start over So they can respond to this moment in history 021
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 19/07/2026One way you can tell that the left has no real leadership is that there is no clear, coherent message that everyone is on board with. The evaluations and conclusions are all over the place. There's no one keeping everyone on message. 020
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I had 5 dogs with me today. I think I'd rather have 5 dogs around me than 5 people. 020
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Joyeaux la fête nationale, Happy Bastille Day to all those who celebrate. And if you don't, fuck you. Vive la France! Vive la Révolution! youtu.be/RzSE-MQAnv8?...youtu.beAmazing Rendition Of "La Marseillaise" French National Anthem - 80th Anniversary Of D-dayYouTube video by The anthem channel 060
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I saw Mitch McConnell on the bus today. He tried to bum a cigarette, but I don't smoke. Then he asked for a dollar, but I didn't have any cash on me. 020
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It's got to be ki1ling Trump that there are exponentially more people at the funeral for a man that we are told is evil and universally hated than showed up for his bullshit 250th program. 010
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Sitting here on the patio, the temp cooling a little, with the dogs next to me, a full bowl of fresh weed, a highball glass with vodka and cranberry juice, I reflect on the founders of our nation and I think, fuck them. The last 250 years has been a struggle to fix everything they fucked up. 040
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026There's nothing like a good, hot, bracing cup of coffee first thing in the morning when it's 90 degrees at 8AM. 030
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Fall of Vicksburg Day to all those who celebrate. 020
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If there is a fertilizer emergency, are they going to start asking us to save our shit? Are we going to monetize feces now? www.whitehouse.gov/presidential... 130
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This doesn't sound like free market capitalism to me. www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comUS treasury secretary warns oil and gas companies to lower prices: ‘We’re watching’Scott Bessent says he ‘encourages them to be good actors’ after Trump ranted about prices not dropping fast enough 020
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Apocalypse Nowstatic.klipy.comMartin Sheen Surfacing in Apocalypse NowALT: Martin Sheen Surfacing in Apocalypse Now 161
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 16/06/2026A complaint has been lodged claiming that the quantity and frequency of treats have been insufficient to sustain life. Two representatives of the complainants have arrived to commence negotiations. 271
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I have been fortunate enough to discover that if you take the pit out of a date, preferably one of those medjool ones and put some peanut butter in there or almond butter, whatever you like and put that in the freezer for an hour or so, happiness and joy will be yours. 031
Reposted by dmrpolypsJinxe the Enervated. @jinxe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Okay. I can finally reveal it. My exhibit got the AASLH award of excellence. 23422
Reposted by dmrpolypsKelzor @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social · 12/06/2026my finalist accepted the verbal offer! now I have to wait for people who aren't me to make the formal dollar with the actual money amounts, but holy shit, this might actually be finally happening, phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 081
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 05/06/2026When Laraine Newman said "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones" youtu.be/KcB07GN1cDs?... 131
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 04/06/2026This is my favorite AC/DC song. Unlike a lot of AC/DC, it's not overpowered by Angus, but i think it shows Malcolm driving that band and you can hear how Malcolm subtly changes the phrasing, accent and syncopation of the rhythm guitar part to really bring it home. youtu.be/Wj-Xg0lFD1c?...youtu.beThere's Gonna Be Some Rockin'YouTube video by AC/DC - Topic 000
dmrpolyps @dmrpolyps.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Fucking CBS news. What's it like to be Bari Weiss right now? How could anyone, including Weiss herself, not see that her incompetence is exceeded only by the depth of her failures. 040
