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I have a dog named Dorado. He is good. 🐶❤️ Band namer at @namesforbands.bsky.social 🤘🎸

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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 06/10/2026
He's called Muse, Facebook sent him.
Apparently you can ask him to do anything...

Ask him to fuck off.
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 01/10/2026
“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke on the set of 2001: A Space Odyssey
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 30/09/2026
Glad that’s finally settled.
America.gov

Who won the 2020 presidential election?

Joseph R. Biden Jr. won the 2020 U.S. presidential election.

• Electoral College: Biden 306, Donald J. Trump
232(270 needed to win)

• Popular vote (FEC official totals): Biden about 81.3 million (51.31%)

Sources: National Archives, 2020 Electoral College Results

FEC Official 2020 Presidential General Election
Results

Ask anything...
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 28/09/2026
WE MAY HAVE A LOT OF DIVISION IN THIS COUNTRY, BUT I KNOW WE ALL LOOK AT A CYBERTRUCK AND THINK
"WOW, THAT'S AN UGLY PIECE OF SH*T ON WHEELS."
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 25/09/2026
Be ungovernable.
A whiteboard.

Green: Whoever stole the red marker, please return it!

Red: No!
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 24/09/2026
This is the face babies make when they fill their diaper. 😬
Xi Jinping greeting Trump with an "I'm with STUPID" sign
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 23/09/2026
Why is Cash App encouraging people to finance their groceries? When did they become so evil?
An ad for Afterpay by Cash App featuring a bag of groceries, encouraging people to finance everyday purchases.
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 22/09/2026
Missed a yooge opportunity to rename it “America Intelligence.”
Trump renames artificial intelligence as 'super intelligence'
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 20/09/2026
Never go full Idiocracy.
Paul brothers visit Pentagon
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 20/09/2026
Hell yeah, girl!
Lauren Boebert’s body tattoo
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 20/09/2026
More like Lauren Bi-bert, amirite?
Did Lauren, Ginger and Matt have a threesome?Did Lauren, Ginger and Matt have a threesome?
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 19/09/2026
“Trump says he will create an AI Force.”
I, Robot - robot army
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 19/09/2026
Truly amazing how genius wonder boy and future American president Donald J. Trump managed to negotiate the Defense of Greenland Agreement when he was only five years old.
The genius future president at five years of age.
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 19/09/2026
As they say, “If you don’t gotta go, you gotta go.”
NYC deploys robotoilets. The public bathrooms have a strict 10-minute time limit.

Gothamist
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 17/09/2026
I very much do not recommend getting the digestive system bug I‘ve had this week! At least it wasn’t Cyclospora, so there’s that.
I went to HELL and back on Mr Toad's Wild Ride (poster)
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 15/09/2026
The Pluribus hive just sent me a text and I don’t know why… 👀📡🦠
Congratulations, Carol
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell has been resurrected!
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 12/09/2026
New York forever.
Twin Towers made of drone lights - with Freedom TowerTwin Towers made of drone lights - with memorial beamsTwin Towers made of drone lights - with Brooklyn BridgeTwin Towers made of drone lights - with Brooklyn Bridge
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 12/09/2026
💔
The World Trade Center recreated with drones.
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 09/09/2026
Feeling good about this thrift store score.
Nike Pandas, $15Black and white on black and white
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 08/09/2026
They should call it The Shire, eh?
Map:

Canada = The Shire (lush green forest)
USA = Mordor (dark, with volcanoes and monsters)
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 04/09/2026
Bernie Sanders meme:

I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU
TO GO BACK IN TIME
AND STOP THE TERMINATOR
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 02/09/2026
Take me down to the Paradise City Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty Take me home (I want you, please, take me home)
This image appears to show a conceptual or AI-generated architectural facade where a narrow infill townhouse is constructed entirely out of stacked, interlocking concrete road and traffic safety barriers (Jersey barriers).
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 02/09/2026
At least Bing Maps hasn’t rolled over yet.
Lake Ontario is still Lake Ontario
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 02/09/2026
Guess who still has a sense of dignity.
OpenStreetMap still calls it Lake Ontario
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 02/09/2026
Very satisfying. Highly recommended. Takes no time at all.
Report an issue

Lake Ontario is missing. It is not called Lake America.
Google Maps is a joke.Report an issue

Lake Ontario is missing. It is not called Lake America.
Apple Maps is a joke.
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 02/09/2026
Ordinary banking not craptastic enough for you? Try
MONOPOLY ULTIMATE BANKING

Fast-Dealing Property Trading Game

OWN IT ALL

ON YOUR ULTIMATE BANK CARDS!

TRACK YOUR WEALTH!

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ALL IN ONE ULTIMATE BANKING UNIT!
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 01/09/2026
I dare you to do this.
Send an interesting picture to:
(646) 847-8861
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 01/09/2026
This is me as a car.
1974 Dodge Dart
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 27/08/2026
“Hear me out. Swamp America.”
Don Draper Mad Men pitch meme
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 26/08/2026
It’s astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely Not for very much longer I’ve got to keep control I remember doing the Time Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me And the void would be calling Let’s do the Time Warp again
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 🫦
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 26/08/2026
Couldn’t even give it a day after Dolly…come on Tim, our hearts can’t take this.
Young Tim Curry, black and white studio photo
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 24/08/2026
Can’t even bring myself to post the article. He just keeps getting worse by the day.
Under Trump, Protected Wild Horses Are Going to Slaughter
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 23/08/2026
Protip
GARLIC SECRETS #41
Apply garlic to a freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 16/08/2026
Flight! Flight! Flight!
A patriotic illustration of Trump hiding in an American Airlines drinks cart with his fist raised.
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 12/08/2026
Why is a private defense contractor releasing camping apps?
Recreation.gov

Booz Allen Hamilton, Inc.

About this app

Camp, RV, and Explore Outdoors
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 07/08/2026
Big if true.
Spirit Halloween Drive Thru
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 04/08/2026
“Today is August 4, 2026.” (Ray Bradbury: There will Come Soft Rains, 1950)
SOMEWHERE IN THE WALLS, RELAYS CLICKED... MEMORY TAPES GLIDED UNDER ELECTRIC EYES...
TODAY IS AUGUST 4,2026! TODAY
IS MR. FEATHERSTONE'S BIRTHDAY!
TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF TILITA'S MARRIAGE! INSURANCE IS PAYABLE...AS ARE THE WATER, GAS, AND LIGHT BILLS...
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 23/07/2026
Someone recommended I try this kind of tea, and who am I to argue?
KING OF DUCK SHIT
AROMA DAN CONG
OOLONG
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 20/07/2026
Hot & Soup Soup sounds delicious.
L/Kung Pao Chicken-午8.宮保丁
White Rice-•ix
Brown Rice-# ir
C-Choose Soup
Choose up to 1
Egg Drop Soup-蛋花汤
Hot & Soup Soup-酸辣汤
Special Instructions
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 19/07/2026
For those of you who are not familiar with it, this stadium and its location are absolute hell on earth.
MetLife New York New Jersey Stadium, The Meadowlands
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 19/07/2026
LOL, what?!
World Cup Final at MetLife Stadium With Spain Vs. Argentina
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Reported • Via 911 CallSpain Vs. Argentina
Reported 7m ago • 285.3K notifications • 1.0K views
6.2 mi • 1 Metlife Stadium Dr
World Cup Final at MetLife Stadium With Spain Vs.
Argentina
• Reported 7 mins ago
• Updated 5 mins ago | 183.2K notifications
267 views
Reported
The incident has been reported and authorities have been notified.
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 18/07/2026
So, my wife and I may have recently become the caretakers of a 200 year old sourdough starter. We’ve got big plans for it. 🍞
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 16/07/2026
Everyone is so corrupt.
$100,000 IN WINNINGS
A White House teleprompter operator bet on what President Trump would say in speeches, the prediction market Kalshi said.
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 15/07/2026
Damn it, no!
Taco Bell grand pening
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 15/07/2026
My worst nightmare right now.
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 15/07/2026
Oh, they’re running alright. But not for the border.
Make a Run for the Border
Taco Bell
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 14/07/2026
Oregon Trail parody

Publix

You exploded from diarrhea lettuce
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 12/07/2026
Flower Power, part 2 🌻🌷✌️
Flower Power, part 2 🌻🌷✌️Flower Power, part 2 🌻🌷✌️Flower Power, part 2 🌻🌷✌️Flower Power, part 2 🌻🌷✌️
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 12/07/2026
Flower Power 🌼🌺🌸 @nybg.bsky.social
Flower Power 🌼🌺🌸Flower Power 🌼🌺🌸Flower Power 🌼🌺🌸Flower Power 🌼🌺🌸
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