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Daniel

@dmefolke.bsky.social
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Was @danielmarcevans on The Bad Place. Hospitality sales pro, triathlon waddler.

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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literally the third paragraph that explains this.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is SUCH a stretch. Thanks, ChatGPT.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If it’s net 25 then we’re absolutely rinsing you, sorry. Net 50-65 is fair, like you say.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whether this is a good deal or not really hinges on how much cash we’re giving you. Gut feeling is we’re robbing you.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Two 80 year olds. One gives 300m books to kids. One is an orange paedo. There is no justice, and no god.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
‘Content creator in Dubai’ aka unemployed.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
As someone who now lives in a fishing town…. CRINGE.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Of course.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Would love to see a real one: 7am - arrived work work, hid in office. 9am - bollocked people at ExCom for not hitting unrealistic targets 10am - quick hi to a guest then back to hiding 11am - owner visit, polished arseholes Etc etc
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
No, you train at 5am because its 40c by 6am in the Middle East.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It is literally a flat tyre.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
🫠🫠🫠🫠
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
What is he trying to sell though..?
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Christ, what a prick 😅
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ahahahah well done to everyone on their resilience for staying rather than, you know, their absolute fear of needing to come home to their HMRC bills.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
100% manosphere-bullshit influence on whatever that ‘project’ is.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The quality of weekends away since moving home is just 😱😱
West beach in Dorset Cliff tops in Dorset Lyme Regis in Dorset
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Fuck off, go ask your Board of Peace.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Poor baby :(
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Fuck me 😂
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We’re not your fucking friends.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Chaos.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Ok now we’re going tomorrow. Christ.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Guess again - flight got cancelled tomorrow! Rebooked for Monday.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I’m in Dubai, my dude, same shit.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Like @hyacsho.bsky.social , am almost done with an international move - starting to think death might be preferable.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I managed to get another 2hrs or so using a 25000amh battery bank.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I have had some funny looks on planes though! They are a rare sight in the wild.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Legit amazed that newspapers etc still use it.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s good, yeah. There was a Windows version of it, which was hated, but I’ve got the one running SteamOS and it’s a very nice device. Game Pass not natively integrated but very simple to sideload.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I mean, I left X because it’s owned by a Nazi.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Exactly what I did! PC getting dismantled on Sunday, ready for shipping. Lenovo Legion Go for a while..!
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Honestly just look at the state of the makeup on this fucking idiot 😂 how anyone can take him seriously is beyond me. ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cp...
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Murdered. Renee Good was MURDERED.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This should be mandated reading for anyone who gets their news from daft FB pages. www.ft.com/content/8d1f...
ft.com
The plot against London
Distorted attacks by the populist right are really about demography
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The Epstein Files must have named Donald ‘FIFA Peace Prize’ Trump quite a lot for a distraction of this magnitude.
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events in Venezuela really making me question the credibility of the fifa peace prize
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Super ChatGPT guff!
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Yeah, fair. The increasing polarization of politics hurts us all.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
‘A rule for me but not for thee’ A classic right wing opinion.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Surely time for a FIFA breakaway, the corruption is simply out of control.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Don’t forget your M&S porky snacks to go with one of those bottles 👀👀
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
It’s just such a shame because the roads are genuinely amazing quality… just a huge shame about 90% of the road users.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Just an average Thursday on these roads, sadly. Aggression, phone use, speeding… all completely out of control.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My favourite part? That even ChatGPT couldn’t write more than 3 sentences. When even the AI thinks the content is shit, you know it’s SHIT.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
LinkedIn should be put on trial in The Hague. Surely a human rights violation that we have to read this dross?
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
You can applaud ambition but anyone with an IQ of more than 10 could tell this was nonsensical from the moment it was announced. Bet the management consultants have made good bank, though.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
DM jobbie, this one..
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Your commitment to this thread is magnificent.
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Daniel @dmefolke.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
An absolute tonking, you LOVE to see it.
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