iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Have a genuine crush on Professor Hannah Fry. She is BEAUTIFUL, mad clever and can present a podcast 😍😍

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I’ve noticed everyone is using 🫪 a lot when back in my day we just told people we wanted to fuck x

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Not one person has called me pretty on the internet today and I have HAD IT.

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Started the process of getting a tattoo removed today (I’ve done this twice before). The guy has a new machine that makes your skin ice cold so the laser isn’t unbearable. The RELIEF was immense. Don’t buy £25 tattoos when you’re 18, folks.

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Corey ✨ @coreyray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Here we GO divas. Everyone be safe x

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I have the love and support of those around me and it’s about to be my favorite season 🥰🍁🍂

A clip from a Corbin Fischer porn (I think?) with the caption “Oh fuck I’m gonna…” with “be ok” poorly pasted over the rest 😉

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just wanna show off my body x

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Happy Locktober eve to all who celebrate. I hope the Locktober fairy comes to all who wish. This place gonna get STANKY in the next month.

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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Mo is your classic case of a incredibly handsome boy who is fucking dull as anything #gbbo

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My winner of #GBBO this year and every year x

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Absolutely adore Dani’s obnoxiously large bow on #gbbo

Theresa May walked so Andy Burnham could run ❤️

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Lesbian Covid Conscious bar story is very likely fake news, but it’s nice for people to suddenly come to the realisation a lot of those who claim to be on the left are no friend to left wing movements in general x

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Tried to donate blood and was turned away AGAIN for being too precious*** ***having low iron

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

People who bemoan British comedy being rubbish because we’ve gone woke and then fangirling over Mrs Browns Boys.

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My living room blanket has snuck its way back onto my lap in the evenings x

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

But mortgage lenders only lend based on affordability. A smaller deposit with rising house prices solves.. nothing?

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Prediction: Josh Widdecombe will not be invited back next season.

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Unbelievably nice set of knockers, to be fair x

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Maybe I’m bisexual because I seem to be besotted with 66 year powerful women. Said list: Nigella Lawson Shirley Ballas

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Went to a piggy petting farm and will probs post hog later x

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Still feeling this but also think I’m gorgeous which is nice but also I think I’m having a manic episode. Maybe I should be a pornstar?!? Help x

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My mini Mamdani pops up when I see him, to be fair 🔥🔥

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Happy Orville Peck Album Day, y’all

David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My hairdresser, who I’ve been seeing for 10 years, has now started a policy where you have to pay for half your haircut as a deposit. Fine, but they decide to tell me via automated text after I book? Talk about making me feel trusted and valued.

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I’ve spoken a bit about having dysmorphia but let me tell you when it lifts the EUPHORIA that comes after is lovely. What do you mean I’m turned on by my own dick??

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David @dmbee94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have listened to Aretha Franklins version of Rolling In The Deep more times than I care to admit today.

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So refreshing to have a other judge who comments helpfully rather than saying ‘that’s as neat as a pin’ We are so back

Tuning into Bake Off and they’re doing my favourite ever @nigella.bsky.social cake 😍😍 Side note, I would do anything to share a red wine and a cigarette with her on a summers day x

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Nigella Lawson is incredibly beautiful on Bake Off

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She may not be the biggest sunflower, but she’s got a big head. (Like my DEEK) xx

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Saw the bloke I lost my V Plates to in the North Laines in Brighton today. We naturally blanked one another. I’m hotter x

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At first I thought ‘today is a plain white tee day’; very shique, verrrry sexy. And then I felt inspired and thought ‘now wait, there’s opportunity for more’ and now we’re promoting double denim. Off to Brighton we pop x

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Post run hair looking cunty x

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The great thing about getting tattoos for £50 when you’re 18 is they’re inevitably rubbish and you spend £100s getting them lasered off for something better and it’s unbelievably painful. Anyway, appointment booked for tattoo no. 3 to go x

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Took some photos of my old clothes to sell on Vinted. Suggested selling price is £3. I deleted the photos x

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In other news, it’s Friday x

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Thinking about creating a yoghurt club. A bit like a book club, but rather than read a book once a week we all meet up to discuss our favourite yoghurts. DM if this appeals. See also: Baklava Club.

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