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Dan L

@dlanzillotta.bsky.social
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Cincinnati sports, movies, American history, progressive politics, indie/modern/alt/pop rock, basic bitch

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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 8h
‪It had a necessary baptism as a box office bomb before moving to Prime for pleasant streamingn hit afterlife. Zero to hero in four weeks time. ‬
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 8h
boxd.it/gtE2RP It’s an obvious fail. The movie needed to play it straight- as Jared Leto’s Skeletor does quit effectively, rather awkwardly self-referential. But it has charm, and for once the short theatrical window works.
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A ★★½ review of Masters of the Universe (2026)
Totally neutered, but not without charm.  Tries to distance itself from its ‘80s action figure source with irony but comes off as embarrassment.  Which, maybe they should be embarrassed but it’s feels...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ja’Marr Chase passed Isaac Curtis for third on the Bengals all time receiving yardage list, now with 7124. About 2000 yards behind AJ Green for #2
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ja’Marr Chase passed Isaac Curtis for third on the Bengals all time receiving yardage list, now with 7124. About 2000 yards behind AJ Green for #2
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bengals with Carson Palmer starting at QB- 46-51 Bengals with Joe Burrow starting at QB- 46-35-1 Regular season only.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
boxd.it/gsNPZn Spouse’s pick a couple weeks back. I’m bored thinking about it. Willing to watch Morgan Freeman investigate grisly ‘90 murder scenes all day long but this just made me want to put on Se7en.
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A ★★★ review of Kiss the Girls (1997)
Did Morgan Freeman spend the entire ‘90s investigating grisly murder scenes and staying one step behind demented serial killers, reflecting internally on the shabby state of humanity? Not a bad spot. ...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Should I watch “Psycho II”?
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
boxd.it/gI7kvL First time watching. Have seen clips my whole movie viewing life. Lives up to its billing. Prescient since day one, but maybe screens taking over our lives has been obvious since I Love Lucy. The primitive effects are creepier with time. Gnarly.
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A ★★★★½ review of Videodrome (1983)
Is this what happened to James Woods in real life? First time watching.  Have seen clips my whole movie viewing life.  Lives up to its billing.  Prescient since day one, but maybe screens taking over ...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because I’m a prissy emo boy, if I’m not happy, I don’t want anyone to be happy. I hope the Dodgers win the Series.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty sure the Dodgers have more dollars committed to their 2032 team than the Reds spent on their 2026 team.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MLB could go a Friday and Saturday in October with no baseball. That’s unconscionable. Can’t be that hard to stay flexible with the schedule.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Dodgers spend all the money in the world but then they get an All Star, 2.2 bWAR season out of a starting pitcher drafted five years ago in the 11th round.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slowed down enough at work to use a little time irresponsibly
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
boxd.it/gq99t7 This may have been oversold when it comes to 70s paranoia conspiracy thrillers. Too hard to follow, even for the genre and era. Not enough running. Should I have watched a Running Man instead?
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A ★★★½ review of Marathon Man (1976)
This was pretty good.  In an age of multi-session at least partially distracted viewing it was almost impossible to follow, other than the broader strokes.  Ex Nazi and American cohorts want to kill D...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
boxd.it/gmuB1B Way behind on the watch logs. Shock Corridor is an early entry in the “psychological thriller” genre (non-Hitchcock division) and grew on me. Asylum movies hang on whether or not you buy into the question of madness, and the answer they provide.
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A ★★★★ review of Shock Corridor (1963)
We all go a little mad sometimes.   An early psychological thriller outside the Hitchcock vein.  The movie hangs on whether or not you buy the descent into madness.  The first half of the movie played...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bengals are 13-13 all time vs the Jags, one of only three AFC teams they’re .500 or better against. Bengals have won the last four, all this decade. All single-score victories. Jags were 11-2 starting in ‘96-05. Bengals 8-2 since. 8-5 overall in Cincy.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now I am once again mad that the Reds didn’t bring Votto back for his final year and the chance to celebrate his singular career
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m all for ceremonial send offs but my style is more “Hub Kid Bids Adieu”
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Top QB-WR TD pass combos in Bengals history- Dalton-Green— 58 Anderson-Curtis— 51 Burrow-Chase— 50 Blake-Pickens— 47 Palmer-Johnson— 44
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
but it’s mostly laid back scrubs born between 1975-1980 so it’s all cool. And they played the Replacements before taking the stage
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’d like to nominate the Gin Blossoms Blues Traveler Spin Doctors concert in Cincinnati for whitest event of the year
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does Elly already have the second most homers in a season for a Reds SS? I can’t find any higher than Larkin’s 33 in ‘96. Elly’s 25 in ‘24 might be the third most. I really wish this was coinciding with team success.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Players with at least 88 homers and 165 SBs for the Reds- Joe Morgan (152/406) Barry Larkin (198/379) Dave Concepcion (101/321) Eric Davis (203/270) Vada Pinson (96/221) Brandon Phillips (191/194) Elly De La Cruz (88/165)
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Last night Elly De La Cruz stole his 165th base, tying him with right fielder Mike Mitchell for 19th on the Reds career list. Mitchell stole his first major league bat during Teddy Roosevelt’s second term.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boxd.it/glGdpp the mob stuff never rises above caricature and I can’t get down with Matthew Modine as dorky, dancing FBI master of disguise. But Michelle Pfeifer, sizzling throughout, is reason enough to recommend.
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A ★★★ review of Married to the Mob (1988)
In between The Godfathers and Goodfellas, Magia movies were filled with farce.  Plenty of violence but played for laughs- Prizzi’s Honor, Married to the Mob, The Freshman…  Mob wives as a subgenre had...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know all is giddy in Bengal-land (and compared to this decade of openers- YES!) but would be nice to force a punt before we get too carried away with the D.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bengals won their 4th straight against Tampa. Bucs last won in 2010. The series is tied 7-7. Bengals hold a .500 or better record against ten NFC teams. They are .500 or better against only three AFC teams- CLE, KC, JAX.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Most career home runs for any-time Reds- Griffey Jr.- 630 Robinson- 586 Dunn- 462 Konerko- 439 Encarnacion- 424 Edmonds- 393 Bench- 389 Perez- 379 Votto- 356 Vaughn- 355 May- 354 Suarez- 349 Foster- 348 Parker- 339 Adcock- 336 Gant- 321 Bruce- 319 Rolen- 316 Simmons- 307 Sierra- 306 Sanders- 305
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eugenio Suarez ties George Foster for 107th in MLB history with his 348th career home run. Geno’s 212th as a Red (Foster 244).
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s really weird having an all-time historical marker that on this night 25 years ago, I was staying the night at my friend JT’s house. His mom was out of town, on business in Manhattan. We watched Hannibal ON DVD and his sister gave me a sort of foot job on the couch. Last night on earth.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are people still ranking Spider-Man movies? I finished a rewatch. I go- Spider-Man 2 Across the Spider-verse Into the Spider-verse Big drop off Spider-Man No Way Home Homecoming Brand New Day Far From Home Amazing 1 ASM2 SM3
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
boxd.it/ggtwhj The story of the MCU has always been the massive commercial achievement over any qualify of film. Was true of The Avengers- the hit of seeing it work, seeing the characters collide- and it’s true here.
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A ★★★½ review of Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Okay I finished rewatching all the big screen Spideys.  Did I miss the party?   This was such a big deal, and led to the even bigger, all-time smash of Brand New Day, but I had the sense even walking ...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
boxd.it/g9TAo3 It’s hard to find Scorsese in this movie. It’s not near the list of top Cruise roles, not even really young Cruise. But it’s great Newman, and gains power when the film switches tracks to his story, the one we’re really there to see.
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A ★★★★ review of The Color of Money (1986)
This is on the short list of Marty movies that don’t feel like his.  It’s hard to find him in it.   It’s not that you necessarily need- -New York setting -organized crime -Rolling Stones -Keitel, DeNi...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
boxd.it/geDHL7 ‘80s BBC Narnia. Maybe my top childhood library rental (until my mom recorded our own copy). Still love. Kids liked. White Witch still scary.
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A ★★★½ review of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe (1988)
I watched this so many times as a 6-7 year old.  Rented from the library.  Read the book over and over- my first fantasy book obsession (Neverending Story movie was a little earlier).   White Witch is...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Elly’s 86th home run tied Aaron Boone for 35th on the Reds franchise career list. He’ll need to get to 30 this season to climb another rung.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
boxd.it/gbZ2nF One must imagine Wile E. Coyote happy
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A ★★★½ review of Coyote vs. Acme (2026)
One must imagine Wile E. Coyote happy
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Has anyone made a bro-comedy that’s also an Agatha Christie locked-door murder mystery set at a guy’s fantasy football draft?
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
boxd.it/g8TC7J If you want to say “I’ve seen every Marty Scorsese picture” (non-documentary edition) you have to watch Boxcar Bertha. I watched it.
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A ★★½ review of Boxcar Bertha (1972)
She robs banks. Marty goes from indie to studio and whiffs.  He shakes off misses pretty well and sets a pattern that would stretch across most of his career.   Where is Scorsese in this?  His best mo...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Future Reds Hall of Famer Eugenio Suarez ties MLB Hall of Famer Griffey Jr for 9th on Reds home run list with 210.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think too many old school voters will see Miggy and Votto together and decide Cabrera belongs in a higher class than Votto based on the counting numbers. I figured Votto would end up 60-65% year 1, in easy year 2, but being a beloved personality helps!
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I always thought Joey would be a year 2 or 3 induction, leaning toward 2. His broadcasting success could push him into the Miggy-Greinke first ballot class.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tyler Stephenson hits his 77th career home run, tying Ed Taubensee for 42nd on Reds franchise list. He’ll have to re-sign to pass Jason Larue’s 84. After that it’s Lombardi and Bench for Reds catchers.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
boxd.it/g2SJIL Simmering thriller about the dangers of an obsessed lover. I gather those are popular these days.
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A ★★★★ review of Leave Her to Heaven (1945)
Gorgeous colors, gorgeous stars, especially set against the slide into grisly actions.   There’s not any staple plot twists of the genre.  There’s very little sweat or tension.  You see the straight p...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
boxd.it/g4LwQB Read Stephen King’s novella which naturally tends toward darkness. Friends hold you back. Loss of innocence. All that. I revisit the story for the final, perfect line.
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A ★★★★ review of Stand by Me (1986)
You know, the whole movie is good.  But how many films do you watch waiting for the final line, the very last beat, like this one?   I think about it all the time.   I read the short story for the fir...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
boxd.it/g2QoXV I’ve always scoffed at this one- the Muppet movies of my early childhood were more sophisticated this this tripe. But hey, the reason to watch is Tim Curry, and he goes full Muppet with the best of them
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A ★★½ review of Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
My interest in Muppet literary adaptations always started and ended with Dickens but you know what?  Tim Curry is the reason to watch this one anyway.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The costuming and glorious opera relocations, luscious as they are, are there to cover for fart jokes, murder plots, and existential despair in the face of divine genius. Salieri is still shorthand for the archetype. You see it in Good Will Hunting. Or even Bull Durham.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
boxd.it/fUD6fX Amadeus is the kind of movie you conjure when you’re thinking of stuffy Oscar period films. And when you get around to watching, you realize stuffy Oscar period films can also rock.
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A ★★★★½ review of Amadeus (1984)
Long slow best picture rewatch in anticipation of the 100th Oscars. Amadeus is the kind of movie you conjure when you’re thinking of stuffy Oscar period films.  And when you get around to watching, yo...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
boxd.it/g2Iv4x More than when I saw this in theaters, the notion that ‘80s and ‘90s culture dominate everything for decades on end as the physical world collapses is just depressing as hell. Let’s move on.
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A ★★★ review of Ready Player One (2018)
Torn between mild rebuke and mild praise.  I’m fluent in late 20th century pop culture, not so much modern gamer.   The creator’s quest and interactions with the seekers (Rogerebert.com review pointed...
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry’s Pennywise was the first TV/movie creature to scare the living hell out of me… and I did a lot of coming of age at midnight Rocky Horror screenings. Rough week.
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Dan L @dlanzillotta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Washing down the AppleTV Cape Fear series with the Simpsons parody and I know so much more than I did in 1995
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