DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 10hBecause oligarchs are no longer into philanthropy or noblesse oblige. 000
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 11h"Everybody thank Daddy Vlad. He's the real President, you know." 030
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 13hYeah he was clearly flexing. "Check out my mid-tier off the rack wool blend suit separates." 0270
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 13hAnd that his choice is Jos. A. Bank. Another sign that he's stuck in the 80s. 1570
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Jesus Christ. The other day I saw a wolf spider on the top of my car and I considered abandoning it in the Costco parking lot. But this? Smh 110
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Absolutely bloodied him. Collins has gotten away for so long with telling reporters it's a family matter and having them accept it that he forgot Ossoff was under no such obligation. 030
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026At least once a day I have that "Am I the crazy one? How is this happening?" feeling. 040
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I mean, how can you even have a mass shooting without guns?" 020
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026White nationalists, pedophiles, and losers, but I repeat myself. 0130
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I certainly don't want ICE to be in charge of the place but also can we not have privately owned prisons? 2160
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"In this essay I will explore if Tesla was real or not." 010
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I thought the bad smell was coming from his dirty diaper. 000
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026His handlers: "We've told him six times about the hurricane but what can you do? 🤷" 030
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Institutions will protect us if we believe really hard and clap our hands like we're watching a performance of Peter Pan." 000
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"They're hungry, but more than hungry. Famished hippos... Starving hippos... What if we just used 'hungry' twice?" "Brilliant!" 010
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Doesn't know or doesn't care? He'd nuke San Diego himself if he thought he'd benefit from it. 040
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When that certain special day finally comes I'm going to be so happy. 130
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wait, I thought they brought up property values or some such and now he's like, keep them away from where people live. Jfc, this guy. 000
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And what about the Gulf Coast refineries in Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama, all red states? 020
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ugh. I'd rather watch the 1978 version with Peter Ustinov. 110
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And when they do "migrate down" doesn't that leave empty seats where they were? 020
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I initially felt foolish that it was anxiety but the alternative would have been a lot worse if I didn't go, so I'm not sorry I went. It is better to be on the safe side. 010
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A couple years ago I went to the ER because I gambled on heart attack. It was anxiety. Hope it's anxiety and you're feeling better soon. 110
DKreutzer @dkreutzer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, when I saw that clip I was like, well the next Democratic president can just EO their way around it because that's how it works now, right? 🤷 010
