dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 04/10/2026lol ok US-ian. also tines down is how we were taught and i’m just not understanding if that went away when hats on at dinner tables did too 010
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 02/10/2026whatever the humidity is outside (and i know it’s oppressive), i’m just dreading having to go out into it because even in our stuffy and warm utility room (top temp), i’m still at a very crisp 46% humidity in our house haha ugh when is the outside humidity gonna end for hawaii? (honestly, never) 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 30/09/2026pretty sure it’s the dark mode that fucks with the contrast but i’m unsubscribing just because of that haha because #fixyoshit —i only subscribe to so many messages because i like to see what people do (and use in my presentations for what to do and not to do), but you’re now just noise haha 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 28/09/2026gee thanks obama! lol anyway, i guess am i supposed to be happy we’re not paying as much now as we were back in april? the people filling up more than once per month must be really thankful eh? lol 😬 010
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 27/09/2026remember this used to be fried up and served for breakfast with eggs and toast? do people not eat this anymore? 010
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 26/09/2026yet another old lady favourite of mine has bitten the dust — there are a few gummy knockoffs, but none are focused only on citrus flavours lol ugh haha 231
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 25/09/2026so many ppl have asked for the gift card option… finally, maccas! 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 23/09/2026is gina reinhardt getting richer with this? is that why she’s pictured here? i never realised how uncanny the resemblance between 47 and gina lolol 🏃♂️ 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 23/09/2026really?! this is the pacific hurricane season chronology?! lol give it a rest, gurrrl! 100
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 21/09/2026my orange mint bush is branching as planned, but the rosemary won’t be left behind i guess haha 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 20/09/2026oh that sucks especially since maui would’ve come up earlier than honolulu. but the maintenance facility is on oahu, so ah well ¯\_(ツ)_/ free island hop 😬 001
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 20/09/2026i wouldn’t have recognised this lady… that is, until she spoke. her voice is still a signature even if it’s more mature now. 110
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 18/09/2026this is messy (maybe spiteful?) but also definitely not done w/ pr or even marketing eyes —if there’s one thing business needs to learn (even if they hate us) is to follow banks’ leads & learn how it’s done. we’ve mastered the psychology of pricing. 1st, you don’t draw attention to an adverse item. 100
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 18/09/2026based on the rear of this chevy equinox ev, i thought it had a chance of looking like a baby porsche fooled me lol it looks nothing like one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 100
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 17/09/2026more growth in the #firsttimeonearth club because even if you may not know what a sabbath observance is, google is still free 020
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 17/09/2026there is a very bad epidemic of people —of all ages —who treat people and situations as if they’re arriving mid-conversation —but to the conversation in your head making it especially ignorant when the person’s expectation does not even align with what a person says… like this post 🙄 010
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 17/09/2026were they having problems entering the building while smoking barefoot pets? or were the barefoot pets smoking while entering the building? 020
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 17/09/2026the #firsttimeonearth crowd keeps getting bigger! 🙄 #everychildleftbehind 220
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 16/09/2026these layoff tallies over the years comparing to 2026 seem somewhat worrying -i hadn't realised they were up so much. in fact, 2025 + 2026 are already 67% of total layoffs for the 2021-2024 O_o that rate hike is definitely going to hurt lol 100
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 16/09/2026i’ve been saying for a lawwwng time that honolulu has an entire span of its H1 freeway (between liliha overpass & ward avenue overpass) that it should cap and cover then build atop it… even a few months ago i spilled over into ig stories about the same thing! 100
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 15/09/2026the maker —and sharer —of this image is about as dumb as the people they intend to reach… because you think someone who can’t tell the difference between a macaron and a macaroon is gonna know what ≠ means lol maybe sometimes messages are self serving 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 15/09/2026so this 20” x 18” appliance that’s 15” tall has to sit in an alcove or be surrounded by at least 32” by 27” in order to operate safely lol i feel like this isn’t worth the potential convenience — a properly insulated gas burning fireplace might seem to require less clearance haha 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 12/09/2026now i see it and for anyone outside of the rockies region, yes the bank still exists 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 11/09/2026doing a good clip in the fast lane and i see yellow blob barreling up on us… i move over and one of these jobs in brightasse yellow zooms by with the tag BUSY lmfao would that be as in busy bee? or he’s just busy? either way, i love you queen busy whomever you are lmfao 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 11/09/2026of the things i call better homes & gardens cooking (after the magazines and housewife ideas they used to publish), this tiktok recipe intrigues me because i love a good summer sausage — summer sausage, light karo syrup, black pepper; bake at 400° for 25-30 mins; serve cold or warm 010
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 10/09/2026holy cow. just saw this 717 do a banked approach that just looked odd haha 010
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 10/09/2026i don't know why i'm freaking out that the magnitude of a hurricane passing offshore was still able to lay so much devastation on kauai. still 84% of people don't have power -and may not for another week. 010
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 09/09/2026oh gosh speaking of which did you see they’re remixing the “old world” emojis so that folks born this millennium know what they are? 👴🏼 this is bullshit! lolol 120
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 08/09/2026someone posted the credit card machine and said they’re this old but i’m older apparently because i remember buying things from stores that still used these cash registers don’t play with my existential crisis having oldasse lmfao 110
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 08/09/2026always wondered, but had never overlaid the predicted path with an actual path. the string of dots is actual; red solid & dashed line is predicted from 5 days ago. amazing how close the predictions are, but the margin of error is still what will always kill people. #hurricanelowell 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 08/09/2026had extra mason jars so rescued clippings from a struggling pineapple mint plant, an overgrown potted rosemary bush, and a forgotten bergamot mint plant… figured our dark guest room needed some green 🤞🏼 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 08/09/2026my over nervous asse wonders if the fan itself is of quality enough to not become its own fire hazard lol because the hot network cabinet in our kitchen isn’t already haha 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 07/09/2026ohh my. it got closer than the regular intervals seemed to predict sheesh 100
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 06/09/2026one helluva slow motion train wreck this #hurricanelowell —maybe more like slowell 110
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 06/09/2026this isn’t the first time this trade rag has had literal grammatical errors in their copy and heds; but i’m beginning to think it’s not carelessness —i really think english is not valued or used enough to catch errors by muscle memory, which to me would fix this if someone just read the hed 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 05/09/2026people are fucked and fucked up — not to mention, savage lmfao a woman posts this about her chickens; but look at the top two comments wakakakaka am i going to hell for howling? lmfao 000
dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 05/09/2026they say #hurricanelowell curves tonight sounds like a bad date with bad foreplay sheesh 100