iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

wtf dreamt all night that i was at a party that an ex was at as well and argued all night about how each of us was happy but hated each other hahahaha

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 13m

that hofmeister on the new 3 series is sofaking asian looking and why the hell is the car so much of an evolution of the 2 series f74 rather than of the g20 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ all the fuckboys must be pissed lol

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 13h

ironic but not? intentionally posting social media stuff long after i’ve experienced them —mostly so i’m not doing stuff live especially when im traveling. but it’s turned into a backlog of pictures and sometimes videos that just sit for even longer than intended so maybe whoops but yeah here lol

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 16h

does getting a promo e-mail with my name in { } mean you just suck or you just don't believe in test runs? lol

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 23h

pretty sure it’s the dark mode that fucks with the contrast but i’m unsubscribing just because of that haha because #fixyoshit —i only subscribe to so many messages because i like to see what people do (and use in my presentations for what to do and not to do), but you’re now just noise haha

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 30/09/2026

wait. the plane was actively being hijacked?!

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 30/09/2026

why are folks seemingly so afraid of the camera when they're taking group shots? i don't mean shy subjects. all the photos people take are so far away from faces and chests that it looks like they're chickens in a coop in a standoff with a fox lolol GET CLOSER!

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 30/09/2026

while we're waxing nostalgic, back in the day (and fuck me it's been literally 30 years), banana republic used to have a gorgeous tight weave wool line of sweaters, shirts, coats, and jackets that all coordinated in sumptuous mosses, wines, mustards, and cinnamons; and oh i couldn't get enough

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 30/09/2026

sitting back watching senator eric schmitt use his (useless) st louis university jd try —and fail —to catch jack smith and his crimson jd out, while i lounge in my maroon fordham law hoodie is such a joy. even we superbus rams know when a school has its own pantone code, sit back and enjoy lmfao

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 29/09/2026

so mobland is starting to seem repetitive and trite — and pretty much boring now im not sure it's bingeworthy — as people like to call hot shows — anymore how millennial to shoehorn a contrived divorce storyline into a gangster show lol

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 28/09/2026

monday confession: i feel so boomer when an advisor or tech support calls me and they tell me "you should be able to just swipe up and install the app while we're on the phone. i'll wait." bitch, slow the hell down. i no longer prefer to drive at night and you want me to what? lmfao

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 28/09/2026

do i run an entire java script in adobe for an acrobat checkbox to trigger multiple other checkboxes? or do i just name all the relevant checkboxes the SAME NAME? lo i'm inclined fuck off with java

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 28/09/2026

gee thanks obama! lol anyway, i guess am i supposed to be happy we’re not paying as much now as we were back in april? the people filling up more than once per month must be really thankful eh? lol 😬

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 28/09/2026

lmfao a jeep with a ponytail i guess it makes sense haha

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 27/09/2026

no one said how your kitchen and house would smell like earthy meat when boiling peanuts hahaha but the reward is gonna have to beat the prep smells haha

static.klipy.com

Monkey Eating Peanuts

ALT: Monkey Eating Peanuts

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 27/09/2026

remember this used to be fried up and served for breakfast with eggs and toast? do people not eat this anymore?

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 27/09/2026

i guess there were recent discoveries of denisovan bones found near taiwan which were comparatively large (6ft+ & 200#) vs neanderthals, which just makes me wonder is that why polynesians are bigger today? it was from that austronesian area that it is believed polynesia was populated, right? 🤔

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 26/09/2026

yet another old lady favourite of mine has bitten the dust — there are a few gummy knockoffs, but none are focused only on citrus flavours lol ugh haha

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 26/09/2026

lmfao howling at these examples of phonetic alphabets gone wrong 🤣 q as in cucumber h as in ham t as in shirt y as in wyoming t as in tater b as in beef d as in doubleyou l as in ell-ay lmfao omg

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 25/09/2026

current fascination and vocal stim is anything using the term “first day on earth…” as in their, his, her, or bitch’s…

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 25/09/2026

the credit union where this woman was ceo took extremely swift action lol my colleagues in michigan shared that it’s the talk of the industry up there. waiting to see if there are more details insiders can share bc i lode me a good gossiping haha

cnbc.com

CEO who posted 'Lake America' sweatshirt photos is no longer with the company

Smith on Sept. 11 had posted an allegedly AI-edited photo on Facebook of her family dressed in "Lake America" sweatshirts.

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 25/09/2026

so many ppl have asked for the gift card option… finally, maccas!

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 24/09/2026

ordered a knockoff thuma all wood bed frame online. i hope it’s not sized for a dollhouse because i paid literally 84% off of what a thuma costs lol i can live with it if it comes unfinished and i have to stain/seal it myself but lawd help me if it comes in a 4x6” size that fits a barbie lmfao

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 24/09/2026

hawaii is literally the last state in the union, able to look at the practises —good, bad; adjusted accordingly —of the prior 49 states and their own municipalities and folks are out here arguing about the imaginary perception that hawaii is always so unique that methods deserve study 🤔🙄😔

civilbeat.org

Should County Pay For Infrastructure Along The Rail? Voters Will Decide

The ballot measure to approve a type of bond financing used in 48 other states comes amid a concerted push by city and state officials to develop housing around Honolulu’s Skyline.

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 23/09/2026

aloha tower marked its 100th anniversary this month. anyway, this is a cute telling of its redevelopment; informative for me bc i lived in hawaii pre-development when aloha tower was surrounded by old warehouses and only moved back after ehime maru sailed from it. www.civilbeat.org/2026/09/denb...

civilbeat.org

Denby Fawcett: Aloha Tower Has Lived Many Lives In Its 100 Years

As this Honolulu landmark turns 100, what is ahead after decades of failed development efforts?

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 23/09/2026

product makers really just lay shit out there without any true demographic or consumer studies, right? because why don't places like cvs sell party kits -cake cutter, cake plates, napkins, etc. (grab and go, yall!) or why aren't there groovy/hippie retirement decor kits?

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 23/09/2026

is gina reinhardt getting richer with this? is that why she’s pictured here? i never realised how uncanny the resemblance between 47 and gina lolol 🏃‍♂️

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 23/09/2026

really?! this is the pacific hurricane season chronology?! lol give it a rest, gurrrl!

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 23/09/2026

why are there fireworks on a tuesday night in waikiki? lol wtf i can hear and see them ans it’s like who the hell…

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 22/09/2026

that's martin kao from hawaii who was recently sent to prison for his illegal contributions to collins — always-famous hawaii 🙄

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 22/09/2026

wait. so luther vandross and freddie jackson were lovers? i mean no wonder each was singing like life was bliss… but i had no idea 😮

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 22/09/2026

i feel like im one of the only 7 people in this country buying candy corn but can CVS stop trying to sell me 3# bags? i don't need that much. between the fig newtons, violet candy, and ingredients to make ambrosia, i can't be wasting money on candy corn for an extra 2 pounds of it lolol 🟠🟡⚪

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 22/09/2026

i mean my royalties could never these days lol

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 22/09/2026

my rosemary is blooming extra aromatically today i cannot explain how ive never smelled what if doing now in quite some time 🌿

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 22/09/2026

i dunno about y'all, but im absolutely LOVING tiffany performing recently in fatasse body-huggimg bedazzled violet beauregard outfits while it pisses off people who themselves have body issues and not tiffany lmfao

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 21/09/2026

wait wait wait. what’s all this then… #avgeek #okinawa #notmypic

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 21/09/2026

my orange mint bush is branching as planned, but the rosemary won’t be left behind i guess haha

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 21/09/2026

the “i don’t know what we’re paying for” crowd about streaming services has to also remember the original premise that you were subscribing to be rid of ads that “regular cable” included. bc “pay cable” was the only content that wouldn’t be interrupted by ads. who’s still paying for pay cable?

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 21/09/2026

ha. someone figured it out — finally!

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 21/09/2026

we are a baked ziti without meat family —it’s always been that way growing up. it’s so jarring to me when someone pulls up with a baked penne (not actual diagonal cut ridged ziti) with fkg beef or sausage in it but id prefer a chicken broccoli ziti dish anyway 🙄

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 20/09/2026

oh that sucks especially since maui would’ve come up earlier than honolulu. but the maintenance facility is on oahu, so ah well ¯\_(ツ)_/ free island hop 😬

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 20/09/2026

melveen called a week ago to say she’d be incommunicado during yom kippur bc she’d be —as she called it —on a “dry run cruise” to figure out which cruise lines she wants to live on full time lol so anyway, wherever you are and whichever port into or out of you’re sailing, have a good fast! ✌🏼

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 20/09/2026

i wouldn’t have recognised this lady… that is, until she spoke. her voice is still a signature even if it’s more mature now.

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 20/09/2026

so what do people call wash and wear curls in the 2020s? because no one is using that old term, but i see poodle curls to full bouncy tight waves set in obvious wash and wear technique all over town —and all gender appearances to boot!

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 19/09/2026

the tinfoil hats are saying aliens built or control ai which is why the sudden and unexplained pullback lol

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 19/09/2026

based on a joke i heard probably 10+ years ago, i still say awnncheelaadaaah when it’s enchilada day lol —which is often because i do love a good sauce and enchilada sauce is a mother sauce in my book

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 19/09/2026

whenever i see this butter, i think of the disney family

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 18/09/2026

if for 11 yrs you saw zero results then i come along and say 'do it this way,' but you say we've tried all avenues, and begrudgingly agree to "see what happens" and 4 weeks in, my way finds 7 takers worth $250k upfront with another $275k in residuals and all you don't react -you're done! lolol 💅

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dkmomus @dkmomus.co · 18/09/2026

which is to actually say this is anemic lol the market has grown 2.87x from 09/2016 to today; my own portfolio of (non-strategic) investments grew 2.40x. and oha who is supposed to have caps and advisors, only grew 1.97x? FIND ANOTHER ADVISOR! www.civilbeat.org/2026/09/oha-...

civilbeat.org

OHA's Native Hawaiian Trust Fund Has Doubled In Value

The Office of Hawaiian Affairs now oversees nearly $1 billion in assets, including real estate and its trust fund.

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