Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 1hstatic.klipy.comAlan Baker's 'No Kissing' RuleALT: Alan Baker's 'No Kissing' Rule 020
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No one wants to see me at 26 💅 040
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve never had to prep for 3 inches 110
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It wasn’t a barrel of laughs. 010
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I once had a peri-anal abscess drained on a hospital trolley in an alcove with a curtain that didn’t cover the gap. 140
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was eerie when it was used! 010
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They’re always more fun swinging about 010
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I managed to avoid them in Rome. 000
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just send them a jam jar full 👍 120
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thrilled my bowel cancer test kit is turning up in a couple of weeksstatic.klipy.comDog ToiletALT: Dog Toilet 1100
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Things like this make me change direction if I notice im walking behind a woman on her own. 020
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I imagine they already knowstatic.klipy.comNeighbour Looking Through Window BlindsALT: Neighbour Looking Through Window Blinds 010
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do any of your gentlemen callers own clothes? 111
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comBlack Woman Thinking About RacismALT: Black Woman Thinking About Racism 010
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He’ll be elbow deep in your u-bend before you can say Crisco 010
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We’ve all gone wrong there 😬 030
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Slow news day www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...bbc.co.ukGrowers going head-to-head at giant veg competition after exceptionally hot summerThe national championship, held at the Malvern Autumn Show, often sees world records broken. This year, UK growers faced a summer of dry ground and drought. 020
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comJamie Burns: Let's Go to Grandmaland!ALT: Jamie Burns: Let's Go to Grandmaland! 001
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fuck the Protestant work ethic 110
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bloody hell. How did it turn out? 110
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comAnimated Man Yelling 'IT'S ART!'ALT: Animated Man Yelling 'IT'S ART!' 010
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If it was they’d explode 120
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They’ve got you down perfectly 150
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I knew taking your box brownie into the museum would cause issues @mkmike.bsky.social British Museum bans visitors from photographing Bayeux Tapestry www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBritish Museum bans visitors from photographing Bayeux TapestryVisitors stopping to take pictures of the 68m medieval embroidery were holding up others, prompting the rule change. 150
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just a few to many bubbles 000
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comConfused White Cat Asks WhyALT: Confused White Cat Asks Why 011
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The past is a foreign country 110
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Try getting your phone nicked. I swear it aged me 10 years 110
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comYou're Joking, Not Another One!ALT: You're Joking, Not Another One! 020
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me too! I think the same when I was 30, 40 and 50! Somehow I’m still here. 2 years until I’m 60 120
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Keep him quiet tonight and see how he is in the morning. If he’s not ok give the vet a ring x 120
Alice Lastname, was dead to begin with @dkitch01.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Usually a vet will have an out of hours number to call. 🤞 120
