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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 3h

You kinda realize how ungrateful you are when you see a slug go wild for a discarded piece of onion

Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I dislike people who fish for spawning salmon. You will never make a sacrifice that great, nor will you ever be that ecologically important, so be more respectful.

A salmon that was foul hooked in the tail.

Three salmon in a river, the middle of which was foul hooked in the dorsal fin.

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Munetaka Murakami: rookie with the most home runs Sal Stewart: rookie with the most RBIs Kazuma Okamoto (my guy): rookie with the most errors

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Jazz is my Valenzuela ❤️ It's okay if he stays on the Yankees tho, you don't wanna put all your eggs in one basket

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I really wish I could help but I'm kinda poor too I 100% promise I'll chip in what I can on your hypothetical Gofundme though lol

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Happy birthday Anne-Caroline Chausson, greatest cyclist of all time Happy birthday @sinjonc.bsky.social, greatest eyelashes of all time

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This store thinks Mitsuri is worth 39% more than Shinobu, and that pisses me right off

A shelf in the anime figure section at Oomomo. The two products photographed are chibi figures of Shinobu Kocho and Mitsuri Kanroji, both from Kimetsu no Yaiba. Despite being part of the same product line, the Mitsuri figure costs $32, but the Shinobu figure only costs $23.

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wait no never mind, I know what crew cut socks are. Have a Nina pic as apology.

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thank you lol I never knew what those socks were called

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thank u aero, if I can assume your name lol. I never go to raves or anything so I'm glad I didn't look too out of place.

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Had to take a new driver's license pic, and thank god, cause the old one was terribly masculine. Also some 12yo kid called me a femboy, then rode off on his scooter, so that was cool lol.

It's me, at home after taking my new driver's license photo. My hair looks dirtier than it is, sorry. Just my usual makeup look, which is liquid eyeliner. I also have gel eyeliner on my lashline, but it never looks good or stays in place =(. I have two foundations on today, the lighter of which is only on my cheekbones, and my usual ombre lip, which is red liquid lipstick blended into the insides of my lips.
I have goddamn stubble, because I got these Gillette Skinguard razor cartridges and they don't give a clean shave at all. They were on sale so it made sense to buy 7 at the time.

Sinjon knows this outfit. It's me, wearing a cream colored sweater and black leggings, with my backpack slung over one shoulder (so cool!). I literally cracked my phone screen taking this picture.
Not fun fact: I do not own a single pair of white socks, even though that's a part of this quintessential white girl fit.

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I always thought it meant the people who made it don't know what they're doing either

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well, whatever you're doing, it's working lol

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One day you gotta spill the skincare routine cause i ain't ever see an angler with skin that nice

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All the orca art I could find in a few hours in Vancouver, plus a couple extras

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wanted to see every orca statue in Vancouver, but it turns out 70 statues were auctioned off in 2004, so good luck tracking them all down 22 years later.

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026