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Randall Stevens

@djrandallstevens.bsky.social
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Somewhere in the closet 🖤🩶🤍💜 Somewhere around Vancouver He/him for the foreseeable future

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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 19h
I wanted to see every orca statue in Vancouver, but it turns out 70 statues were auctioned off in 2004, so good luck tracking them all down 22 years later.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I may have just learned compliment and complement are different words
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So what was that story about the lesbian bar with a masc requirement?
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sky is still serving
A photo of a sky from a suburb. The sun is filtered through a mostly-cloudy sky, and the beams that make it through are brilliant and ethereal and Y2K.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Firebells went from scoring 17 runs to scoring 0???
static.klipy.com
Oh Come On Lysandre!
ALT: Oh Come On Lysandre!
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I always wanted to hear Easy live, and Nina that beautiful bogan made it happen! (idk what I was doing with the camera sorry)
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank god the Firebells won so I only have to watch one team's playoff hopes die tonight
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was hating my look for the Nina show yesterday, but tbh if it was anyone other than me, I'd probably think they're hot lol
It's me at 2am after getting home from the Ninajirachi show. I put on some blue and purple eyeshadow, black liquid eyeliner, and a little baby amount of red liquid lipstick to make my lips brighter. My hair is in a ponytail, not quite on the side, but definitely biased toward the left (my left). I'm wearing a light blue button-down shirt, unbuttoned because I'm a wannabe sex symbol, with a white tank underneath. I didn't like this at first because it's so unambiguously masc, but I'm turning a corner on it.A better look at the eyeshadow, which is an honestly nice gradient of blue eyelids fading into a purple crease, with a shimmery white in the inner corners. Got my earbuds in, desperately trying to learn the lyrics of WannaCry before the show (mission failed).
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's been an hour and I can't recognize even one song lmao
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got drunk off of a $3 12% tall boy but I'm buying Sinjon drinks at $12.50 each before a tip???
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shazam 0/10 tonight. Idiots.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Idk how to dance to triple digit bpm
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is Sinjon having a good time? Idk but it'd probably my fault =(
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Big line for the Nina show and I already know I'm underdressed. I actually wanted to cosplay Porter Robinson but I couldn't find a white short-sleeve button-down shirt with a few hours' notice.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know someone's a tourist in Vancouver when they look both ways before crossing a one-way street (it's me)
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you got a free ticket to a Ninajirachi show, would you go? Only an idiot like me would think this is a tough decision.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Boo hoo, you had to wait 13 years for GTA 6. I've been waiting 25 years for Sega to bring back Chao Garden.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wonder if I was "just joking" when I cross-dressed for Halloween in grade 5.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Louis Varland low-key the sexiest man alive. Just the mastery of his craft, the respect he commands, the way the fans cheer loudest for him. When Louis's pitching, he owns the whole stadium.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Replace Spencer Arrighetti with Liz Gilder and hope nobody notices
San Francisco Firebells pitcher Liz Gilder with her back turned, shoulder-length brown hair flowing out of her hat.Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Spencer Arrighetti with his back turned, shoulder-length brown hair flowing out of his hat.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When Liz Gilder reluctantly wore a dress and her boxer briefs stuck out of it... That's the kind of genderfuckery I look up to.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As much as I don't want LA to win, Burnaby-native Michelle Roche did a great job getting out of that jam, winning the battle with Lahners
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Admiring the optional chrome package
A black bear staring at a pickup truck's tailgate. It is standing on its hind legs, leaning on the truck's bumper. I don't know if it's chrome at all but I needed a title, sorry.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Liz Gilder came in with the bases loaded and saved the game! Greatest athlete to ever come out of Port Moody lol.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I cheer for whatever WPBL team has the better logo (Firebells>Heights>Hunters>>>Queens) Let's just say the LA Queens logo is LAQing
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gimenez was clutch, and then he wasn't, but now he's clutch again!
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'll never see a more beautiful sky for as long as I live
The sunset sky from August 25th, taken at a field by a school. The sky is all manner of color, changing from orange to blue the further the sun gets. The light is filtering through the clouds and haze, so the sky is awash in empyrean crepuscular rays. If you've ever seen the Columbia Pictures opening, it's like that but in real life.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I want Arrighetti to get it together because he's cute and I want him on my TV screen more
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Man I was such a jerk playing Pokemon Platinum. I wouldn't even let my HM mon Bibarel in the group pic.
My Pokemon Platinum hall of fame team, comprised of only five pokemon: Rotom, Gardevoir, Whiscash, Infernape, and Staraptor.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rock paper scissors your fiancé(e) to see who takes whose last name
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
DAAAAAAA HEIGHTS WIN
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Three up, three down for Claire Eccles. Vancouver's finest!
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dump 100 spiders on the floor of a no-kill animal shelter to see just how no-kill they really are
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Blue Jays commentators talking about the "emphasis on defense," which is a euphemism for "no Jesus Sanchez" lol
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Cover 3 Boston Sports @coverboston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone needs a Payton Tolle in their life 🤗
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The MLB commissioner declaring baseball too strenuous for women, immediately after a 17yo girl struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was seriously disappointed with how sweaty my Pokemon Y team was, so I did the Pokemon League again with the team I should have brought from the start
My second championship team in Pokemon Y (same save file). Congratulations to:
Arsene the Delphox
Roseille the Roserade
Oozla the Goodra
Angel★Type! the Absol
Bouncer the Azumarill
Faeble the Carbink
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah I got choked up hearing the ovation for Max Scherzer. Love when an overlooked player comes up clutch.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When you google something and the AI response cites your own reddit comment haha. I didn't know I had so much credibility (I don't).
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I really hope the Jays aren't spending three games' worth of offense tonight
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
OKAMOTO WITH A SMOKAMOTO
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Please Okamoto Please Okamoto Please Okamoto Please Okamoto Please Okamoto Please Okamoto
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Straw is deadass the best Jays pitcher in this game LMAO
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When a man wears a skirt, that's because an inseam can't contain his massive balls
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tyler Rogers and Louis Varland both allowed two hits tonight and Chad Fucking Dallas allowed zero
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Does Kazuma Okamoto hit better with nobody on base? Aug 23: double, nobody on base Aug 22: double, nobody on base Aug 21: single, Clement to 2nd Aug 20: double, nobody on base; solo home run Aug 19: single, 1 RBI Aug 18: solo home run Aug 16: double, nobody on base Aug 15: single, Sanchez to 2nd
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If a bear attacked me I wouldn't snitch tbh
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tried waxing my legs but tapped out after two strips. There's no way I can do that 20 more times. I will leave the awkward hairless patch as a badge of shame.
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I gotta stop leaving my phone on a nude pic, forgetting about it, and then unlocking it in public lol
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Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sanchez not looking so bad when the entire Jays infield couldn't catch that pop fly
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