Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 19hI wanted to see every orca statue in Vancouver, but it turns out 70 statues were auctioned off in 2004, so good luck tracking them all down 22 years later. 040
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I may have just learned compliment and complement are different words 130
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So what was that story about the lesbian bar with a masc requirement? 120
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Firebells went from scoring 17 runs to scoring 0???static.klipy.comOh Come On Lysandre!ALT: Oh Come On Lysandre! 010
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I always wanted to hear Easy live, and Nina that beautiful bogan made it happen! (idk what I was doing with the camera sorry) 030
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thank god the Firebells won so I only have to watch one team's playoff hopes die tonight 001
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I was hating my look for the Nina show yesterday, but tbh if it was anyone other than me, I'd probably think they're hot lol 060
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's been an hour and I can't recognize even one song lmao 030
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I got drunk off of a $3 12% tall boy but I'm buying Sinjon drinks at $12.50 each before a tip??? 020
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Is Sinjon having a good time? Idk but it'd probably my fault =( 120
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Big line for the Nina show and I already know I'm underdressed. I actually wanted to cosplay Porter Robinson but I couldn't find a white short-sleeve button-down shirt with a few hours' notice. 130
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You know someone's a tourist in Vancouver when they look both ways before crossing a one-way street (it's me) 030
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you got a free ticket to a Ninajirachi show, would you go? Only an idiot like me would think this is a tough decision. 220
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Boo hoo, you had to wait 13 years for GTA 6. I've been waiting 25 years for Sega to bring back Chao Garden. 040
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I wonder if I was "just joking" when I cross-dressed for Halloween in grade 5. 030
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Louis Varland low-key the sexiest man alive. Just the mastery of his craft, the respect he commands, the way the fans cheer loudest for him. When Louis's pitching, he owns the whole stadium. 120
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Replace Spencer Arrighetti with Liz Gilder and hope nobody notices 030
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When Liz Gilder reluctantly wore a dress and her boxer briefs stuck out of it... That's the kind of genderfuckery I look up to. 020
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026As much as I don't want LA to win, Burnaby-native Michelle Roche did a great job getting out of that jam, winning the battle with Lahners 111
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Liz Gilder came in with the bases loaded and saved the game! Greatest athlete to ever come out of Port Moody lol. 000
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I cheer for whatever WPBL team has the better logo (Firebells>Heights>Hunters>>>Queens) Let's just say the LA Queens logo is LAQing 010
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Gimenez was clutch, and then he wasn't, but now he's clutch again! 021
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'll never see a more beautiful sky for as long as I live 090
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I want Arrighetti to get it together because he's cute and I want him on my TV screen more 100
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Man I was such a jerk playing Pokemon Platinum. I wouldn't even let my HM mon Bibarel in the group pic. 000
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Rock paper scissors your fiancé(e) to see who takes whose last name 030
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Three up, three down for Claire Eccles. Vancouver's finest! 010
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Dump 100 spiders on the floor of a no-kill animal shelter to see just how no-kill they really are 030
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Blue Jays commentators talking about the "emphasis on defense," which is a euphemism for "no Jesus Sanchez" lol 030
Reposted by Randall StevensCover 3 Boston Sports @coverboston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Everyone needs a Payton Tolle in their life 🤗 5462103
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The MLB commissioner declaring baseball too strenuous for women, immediately after a 17yo girl struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig 010
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I was seriously disappointed with how sweaty my Pokemon Y team was, so I did the Pokemon League again with the team I should have brought from the start 020
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Yeah I got choked up hearing the ovation for Max Scherzer. Love when an overlooked player comes up clutch. 020
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When you google something and the AI response cites your own reddit comment haha. I didn't know I had so much credibility (I don't). 070
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I really hope the Jays aren't spending three games' worth of offense tonight 010
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Please Okamoto Please Okamoto Please Okamoto Please Okamoto Please Okamoto Please Okamoto 020
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Straw is deadass the best Jays pitcher in this game LMAO 120
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026When a man wears a skirt, that's because an inseam can't contain his massive balls 020
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Tyler Rogers and Louis Varland both allowed two hits tonight and Chad Fucking Dallas allowed zero 010
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Does Kazuma Okamoto hit better with nobody on base? Aug 23: double, nobody on base Aug 22: double, nobody on base Aug 21: single, Clement to 2nd Aug 20: double, nobody on base; solo home run Aug 19: single, 1 RBI Aug 18: solo home run Aug 16: double, nobody on base Aug 15: single, Sanchez to 2nd 120
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If a bear attacked me I wouldn't snitch tbh 130
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Tried waxing my legs but tapped out after two strips. There's no way I can do that 20 more times. I will leave the awkward hairless patch as a badge of shame. 130
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I gotta stop leaving my phone on a nude pic, forgetting about it, and then unlocking it in public lol 030
Randall Stevens @djrandallstevens.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Sanchez not looking so bad when the entire Jays infield couldn't catch that pop fly 011