DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There's different versions??! I didn't know that! I only knew about the kink ones! 010
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comSheldon Cooper Breathing into Paper BagALT: Sheldon Cooper Breathing into Paper Bag 000
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I can’t listen to this now, I’m balls deep in this YouTube video but once I’m done I shall rate this.static.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants Reading with SunglassesALT: Spongebob Squarepants Reading with Sunglasses 000
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Beautiful quote..*licks your armpit*static.klipy.comSad Emotional Man CryingALT: Sad Emotional Man Crying 020
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026With or without deodorant?static.klipy.comSuspicious Dog with Pink CollarALT: Suspicious Dog with Pink Collar 110
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hell yeahstatic.klipy.comJoyful Dap Up HandshakeALT: Joyful Dap Up Handshake 010
Reposted by DJMPStop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All hands on deck! Ross explains how the EU Kids Act could end #StopKillingGames by collapsing the EU gaming market! youtu.be/mQRcK9nYg9g "The best thing you can do is spread the word...The people who write this crap do not like it when the public at large knows what they're trying to do to you"youtube.comThis could legitimately end Stop Killing Games.YouTube video by Stop Killing Games 1816461451
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imma need that snake woman to pass the controller…Now. IM ALL YOURS FIRE BUNNY MOMMY!!!!! 110
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ROUND 2!? That was only one round???!static.klipy.comBradley Hall Wipes Sweat, Holds HeinekenALT: Bradley Hall Wipes Sweat, Holds Heineken 110
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like I wooould but I just had some garlic fries so my breath ain’t too nice 000
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just need to know, what’s your usual routine for the gym? Do you take anything like protein shakes or electrolytes ahead of time? 001
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As much as I’d love to smother my face and sniff the musk of your..package, and call you my Alpha. I am curious about your third nipple? 000
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026YIPPEEEstatic.klipy.comYes Yes Sir Confetti FunALT: Yes Yes Sir Confetti Fun 010
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wanted to be his damsel in distress 😏static.klipy.comDragon Ball Z: Future Trunks FocusesALT: Dragon Ball Z: Future Trunks Focuses 020
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s that time of year again! Time to update my profile 😏 010
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My baby boy!!!static.klipy.comRowlet Takes a NapALT: Rowlet Takes a Nap 010
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026static.klipy.comGumball's Cuteness Overload - DragongrafALT: Gumball's Cuteness Overload - Dragongraf 010
Reposted by DJMPMAEBY! @chillnuggy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026some drawing advice that is very serious 101199714283
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Don't listen in public." Me:static.klipy.comShaggy Meme: Are You Challenging Me?ALT: Shaggy Meme: Are You Challenging Me? 110
Reposted by DJMPMawinzo @mawinzoco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Hiya! if anyone has experience with grant writing, I would love to reach out for some assistance, thank you so much! 022
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Probably would beat my record and last for like 5 minutesstatic.klipy.comFrieren: Beyond Journey's End AnimeALT: Frieren: Beyond Journey's End Anime 010
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My sister got my an early birthday gift which is a Dragon Scale Armor kit. And I absolutely love it!! I spent all night trying out a chain pattern and the actual scale armor! 010
Reposted by DJMP🍁 Pirxyl 🍁 @pirxyl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026An Art Fight attack on a friend, Zinna! 💛 ENJOY YOUR NEW FELLA!!! :3c 0105
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Oh my goodness, this is the perfect dialogue to dissociate to!static.klipy.comDr. Evil's Amused Moment in Austin PowersALT: Dr. Evil's Amused Moment in Austin Powers 010
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026AWWW BABY! Look at her standing so tall!! Best wishes for the surgery!static.klipy.comHaikyuu Karasuno Team: You Can Do This!ALT: Haikyuu Karasuno Team: You Can Do This! 010
Reposted by DJMP𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝓮 “𝓖𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵” 𝓖𝓮𝓮𝓴 𝓥𝓐 🎃 @gentlegeek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Little update for those who were curious: Mochi had her vet visit and unfortunately the doc said it’s a tumor. So she’s going under into surgery next Thursday! So good vibes and wishes are appreciated for the little marshmallow cause part of her paw is gonna be amputated to get the growth removed 🩹 13511
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Nah, someone finna get stabbed hehehehestatic.klipy.comGato Cat with Long Tongue OutALT: Gato Cat with Long Tongue Out 030
Reposted by DJMP🪴 Ant Fart 🪴 @antidarkheart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026C̶a̷l̷m̸ ̸d̸o̸w̴n̵.̵.̴.̸ #art #caine #pomni #tadc 104416704
Reposted by DJMPfungii 🍄 @fungiiyells.bsky.social · 12/08/2026waow personal art posting had this image in my head for the longest time and i'm so happy i locked in and finally got it out of me. i forget how fun full illustrations can be lmao 🏷️ #deltarune #art #fanart also available as a print in my stoooore fungiidraws.etsy.com 327281
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Doodles of my friends (harem)! Red Sergal Husband: @synicle.bsky.social Purple Smexy Dog: @braingone.bsky.social Blue Cute Manticore: @pirxyl.bsky.social Red Weed Dog: @MayBun Yellow Slay Honse: @tob_arts 010
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Wait...Lemme get some of thaaa!!!static.klipy.comKotte Crawl Kotte AnimationALT: Kotte Crawl Kotte Animation 010
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026ITS THAT EASY?!static.klipy.comSkinner Reads Letter - Ratatouille MemeALT: Skinner Reads Letter - Ratatouille Meme 040
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026YAY!!!static.klipy.comMarin Kitagawa GiggleALT: Marin Kitagawa Giggle 000
DJMP @djmpcrack.bsky.social · 11/08/2026YOO I have those same bras!static.klipy.comVro Twins: Funny Cats with Tongues OutALT: Vro Twins: Funny Cats with Tongues Out 110
