Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hang on a sec, printing this on a t shirt to very pointedly wear to work every day for the rest of my theatre career. 030
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My shiny new provider is actually an NP that I have seen in the past and quite liked. She’s also closer to home. And not a cunt. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My health insurance cost more than I earned last year, my patience is incredibly low. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yesterday I had to write two prescription refill requests to two different providers. One immediately wrote me back and put my order into the system. The other gave me an AI generated lecture about how you must contact a pharmacist for that sort of thing. Guess who is no longer my provider? 220
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me, screaming across the house: it’s my birthday in a couple weeks so I get to buy myself something, right? Husband, trying to have some bathroom time in peace: 🤷 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Recently my IBS medication (as needed, maybe once a month) changed to be nearly indistinguishable from my (twice daily) migraine medication. This has not gone well. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like… gummy bears? Or like the faces of your enemies? Or…? 000
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I will not be sharing a photo of the sad shattered mess that remains, because even broken, rainbow striped, glittery 25 year old retainers are DISGUSTING. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In loving memory of my rainbow striped retainers, which I have worn almost every night for 25 years. Given my pathological clumsiness and terrible overbite it’s a miracle they lived as long as they did. I am sure that a replacement will be expensive, inconvenient, and not gay pride themed. 🥲 130
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A new iPhone. It’s what he wanted 🤷♀️ and at least I no longer have to listen to him complaining about the old one… 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My 20th anniversary presents from my husband: a tiny creepy sailor and the ring that we literally ordered four months ago and had to ship back twice… finally arrived today after being lost in the mail for the past 2 weeks 🤦♀️ 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Surely there were less embarrassing posters over the years but in jr high this four-page pullout (from Bop or Teenbeat or whatever) of Johnathan Brandis was the back of my bedroom door. I was smitten. I made the mistake of looking him up a decade or so ago and wish I hadn’t. 111
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t know what’s better: having a camera stuffed up your pee hole? Or having the worst coworker in the entire world who you actively despise send you a long stream-of-consciousness text thread while you are having a camera stuffed up your pee hole? Choices, choices. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The book was hella good, too! Yes, I said it! HELLA GOOD 😆 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We got home from vacation 3 days ago and the cats have already barfed on the bed 3 times and pooped on the floor in front of god and everyone. Anyways, I’ll be heading back to the coast now, where I’ll work at the overpriced grocery store and take up contra dance with my entirely elderly new friends 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Right? I have already decided that I would like to be reincarnated as a hummingbird on those bluffs, which are covered in wild roses and enormous fuchsia bushes. 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At just over 4” long no one was successfully peeing in that… 🫣 100
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I would definitely need to paint it. Maybe green? But you know. We’re in the land of make believe anyway…😆zillow.com 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My husband completely refuses to entertain my research into my dream house ($1.6 million) even though the alternative is researching my upcoming cystoscopy and having a panic attack. LOOK AT MY FUCKING HOUSE, BRO. 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My pet snake has round pupils, does that mean he’s a human? He also has no eyelids, so when he’s asleep his eyes wander off in different directions. What more proof do you need???? 🤦♀️ 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I tried but I got distracted by the guy who’s life was hacked by some illuminati cubans who played sad violin music outside his house while they forced him to watch Star Wars movies 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Current theories for What Is Wrong With My Urinary Tract include bladder endometriosis, which I am chagrined to discover is a thing that happens. Guess how we find out? It ain’t great. I did NOT sign up for this body and want a refund IMMEDIATELY.* 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! Smooshy content for the day.youtu.beThe Turtles - Happy Together - 1967YouTube video by Turtleshappytogether 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m pretty fuzzy on bible logic but doesn’t that mean we’re ALL lizard people? 100
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just realized how many of our wedding guests are gone, now, and I think someone must be cutting onions in here 020
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 17/09/202620 years ago these CHILDREN convinced @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com to sign some paperwork and say nice things about love or whatever and guess what? Still fuckin’ married! 20 years feels like an incredible accomplishment & I am proud of us. The whole world has gone to hell but not this tiny part of it 430
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you find one that ACTUALLY helps acne let me know. I’m 45 but have the worst skin of my entire life. 100
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m sleep walking again, so that’s good. I stopped using kava, valerian, or anything else after a few incidents a couple years back, but maybe the radioactive iodine that was in my system? Maybe just stress? Jesus christ, I don’t know. It’s never like… a nice tea party with the queen or something 🙄 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026All I’m saying is that it should probably be traditional to get yourself a diamond of equal size to any kidney stones you are diagnosed with. Just a thought 🤷♀️ 011
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This one doesn’t turn your pee blue, but does make it slightly radioactive for a while! 000
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everyone says that a contrast IV will make you feel an overwhelming urge to pee but I just did it and I have never felt less like peeing. Either I lucked out or this is another thing like when I found out that normal people can feel food moving down their esophagus and I had to relearn how to eat. 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Every single person I work with appears to be completely raw dogging undiagnosed ADHD, and y’all need to learn some coping mechanisms quick because you are just making it harder on MY OWN ADHD. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Avoid working in the entertainment industry. Somehow I, classically known for being reactionary and emotionally sensitive, am the least dramatic and panicked person in my entire company. I am also the laziest bitch you have ever met and STILL the only one in the room who is actually working? 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I came up with this idea for cats but no one liked it. Even though I would have given it the much better name of Pussy Whips. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I’ve tried taping it at night but it always turns purple. It’s my thimble finger, I need that! 100
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Renn faires aren’t even about the renaissance. They’re about getting your tits out and saying “fuck you” to the fascists in power. That’s literally what they were invented for. And if hoes can wear fairy wings then hoes can wear cat ears. Get the fuck over it, people. 1211
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My right middle finger has trigger-finger or whatever the fuck it’s called when your joints lock in place and then snap hella loudly into position. Anyways, it makes the same sound as the bug zapper and my cat HATES it. 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I believe she is actually a Chelsea. I also have a Mimi but haven’t done anything with her yet 001
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Look, I own SO MANY ceramic trees and so few of them have decent lights inside them. If the internet wants to find me a bright AF tea light that’ll fit into a small ceramic hole and run for like an hour I would be delighted. But DON’T be fuckin’ giving me medical advice I didn’t ask for, dudes. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Successful day off: I did *not* have to lay flat on my back all day AND I bought two new ceramic Halloween trees. Win win win. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One must delicately lift the hem of one’s white eyelet dress when called upon to viciously stomp black widows of an evening. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Once upon a time on Threads a total stranger accused me of being immature because I collect dolls and like horror and I was rather insulted. Anyway, I was just referred to a urologist named Dick Ho and THANK GOODNESS I am a CONSUMMATE adult, is all I’m saying. 120
