Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 8hMy 20th anniversary presents from my husband: a tiny creepy sailor and the ring that we literally ordered four months ago and had to ship back twice… finally arrived today after being lost in the mail for the past 2 weeks 🤦♀️ 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t know what’s better: having a camera stuffed up your pee hole? Or having the worst coworker in the entire world who you actively despise send you a long stream-of-consciousness text thread while you are having a camera stuffed up your pee hole? Choices, choices. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We got home from vacation 3 days ago and the cats have already barfed on the bed 3 times and pooped on the floor in front of god and everyone. Anyways, I’ll be heading back to the coast now, where I’ll work at the overpriced grocery store and take up contra dance with my entirely elderly new friends 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My husband completely refuses to entertain my research into my dream house ($1.6 million) even though the alternative is researching my upcoming cystoscopy and having a panic attack. LOOK AT MY FUCKING HOUSE, BRO. 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Current theories for What Is Wrong With My Urinary Tract include bladder endometriosis, which I am chagrined to discover is a thing that happens. Guess how we find out? It ain’t great. I did NOT sign up for this body and want a refund IMMEDIATELY.* 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! Smooshy content for the day.youtu.beThe Turtles - Happy Together - 1967YouTube video by Turtleshappytogether 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 17/09/202620 years ago these CHILDREN convinced @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com to sign some paperwork and say nice things about love or whatever and guess what? Still fuckin’ married! 20 years feels like an incredible accomplishment & I am proud of us. The whole world has gone to hell but not this tiny part of it 430
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m sleep walking again, so that’s good. I stopped using kava, valerian, or anything else after a few incidents a couple years back, but maybe the radioactive iodine that was in my system? Maybe just stress? Jesus christ, I don’t know. It’s never like… a nice tea party with the queen or something 🙄 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026All I’m saying is that it should probably be traditional to get yourself a diamond of equal size to any kidney stones you are diagnosed with. Just a thought 🤷♀️ 011
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Everyone says that a contrast IV will make you feel an overwhelming urge to pee but I just did it and I have never felt less like peeing. Either I lucked out or this is another thing like when I found out that normal people can feel food moving down their esophagus and I had to relearn how to eat. 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Avoid working in the entertainment industry. Somehow I, classically known for being reactionary and emotionally sensitive, am the least dramatic and panicked person in my entire company. I am also the laziest bitch you have ever met and STILL the only one in the room who is actually working? 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I came up with this idea for cats but no one liked it. Even though I would have given it the much better name of Pussy Whips. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My right middle finger has trigger-finger or whatever the fuck it’s called when your joints lock in place and then snap hella loudly into position. Anyways, it makes the same sound as the bug zapper and my cat HATES it. 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Look, I own SO MANY ceramic trees and so few of them have decent lights inside them. If the internet wants to find me a bright AF tea light that’ll fit into a small ceramic hole and run for like an hour I would be delighted. But DON’T be fuckin’ giving me medical advice I didn’t ask for, dudes. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Successful day off: I did *not* have to lay flat on my back all day AND I bought two new ceramic Halloween trees. Win win win. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One must delicately lift the hem of one’s white eyelet dress when called upon to viciously stomp black widows of an evening. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Once upon a time on Threads a total stranger accused me of being immature because I collect dolls and like horror and I was rather insulted. Anyway, I was just referred to a urologist named Dick Ho and THANK GOODNESS I am a CONSUMMATE adult, is all I’m saying. 120
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We live in a world in which Trump outlived Dolly. That right there is how I know there’s no god. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026After two months of feeling like hell almost every day the inside of my head is just angry Miss Piggy randomly flailing around karate chopping everything in her path. You don’t want this. I realize that I, too, have made mistakes in life, but OMG, now is not the time to tell me about it.static.klipy.comMiss Piggy Close-UpALT: Miss Piggy Close-Up 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026All these Dr.s ask me for the exact first day of my last period. I say I don’t know. Actually I do. It was the 1st of March the year my nephew died. Some combination of stress and grief and spending time with a teenage girl short circuited my IUD, which stops everything. I am not explaining that. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Now reintroducing my series on badly targeted ads, last seen in 2020: These are not panties. There is nothing going on here that says “panty.” I refuse to believe that anyone with a birth canal is wearing these out of the house. Refuse. 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I was a bit concerned that my urinalysis would pull entirely normal numbers because I did it on the one day this week that I wasn’t clearly feeling like the bottom of a trash can. LOL, never mind. 101
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Lil Debbie Gibson style doll that was the only handmade gift I could think of to give my sister for her 50th that actually made me excited to work on. She’s a Hot Looks Chelsea from 1986 and now has a wardrobe of 80s clothes and a perfect tiny porkpie hat (sis had the hat, I was “too young” 😭) 220
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I was looking for a particular set of stationary from a long time ago, and while I didn’t find it I DID find these doodles that I apparently drew when I was 21 and HIGHLY intoxicated. Fun note: the hand thing has subsequently been diagnosed as an autoimmune disorder. 000
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026When I tell you that every single doll project I’ve ever worked on has been my favorite project I’ve ever worked on… In a way I wish I could monetize it, but also I would rather fucking die. Anyway, here’s this tiny boombox boomboxing before I pack her up and ship her off. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’ve had this UTI so long that everyone at work knows about it and that’s just GREAT. 👍 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Things are hard and the news is gross. Here is a tiny little scrunchie I made for a doll today. 120
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026There was SUCH a good bat show at our house tonight! 7 or 8 zooming around the intersection to catch bugs. Little bitty guys with perfect little Batman symbol wings. They even landed on the neighbor’s trees a few times. Precisely zero percent of the people walking around the neighborhood noticed. 120
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You, too, can lay around your house like a mummified ancient Chinese princess. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’ve lived a lifetime of letting go and accepting and not sweating the small stuff but I have a recurrent UTI and quite frankly it is making me a much less forgiving person. Give me the prescription I want, fix my ring that didn’t come out right, and damn well pin the labels into your own clothes. 110
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This failed craft project brought to you by gabapentin and a UTI. 100
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026No, wait, guys, my search for the perfect ceramic Christmas tree is finally over. If I cannot figure out where to buy this it shall be the greatest sorrow of my life. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I swear to fuck, if the craft project I am working on right now melts in this fires-of-hell weather while it’s being shipped to its recipient I will fucking cry. This tiny functional boombox is but one part of it. Will it arrive still functional? Or even still rectangular? NO-ONE KNOWS! Exciting! 000
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s my day off. Last week every single one of the coworkers I trust threatened to quit. Imma just lay in a puddle today. 020
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Acephalgic migraine Cosmic microwave background Dongle Face-plant White coat hypertension 020
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It’s my day off. Major projects include providing a lap for Foxy to sit on and giving this weird 1980s doll a Debbie Gibson haircut. 210
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Actor Playing Edna Turnblad: “I feel like she needs a real style progression through the show. She wanted to be a fashion designer and has found herself wearing house coats in this very different world than she imagined for herself and…” Girl. Me too. Art school to FULL muumuu 🤷♀️💃 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 23/07/2026A civilized society would have phones you could mute on a schedule and could delay sending a text message until a designated time. WHAT IS WRONG WITH US AS A PEOPLE? 120
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The amount of time I have spent looking for cotton house dresses online this weekend is probably just another symptom of perimenopause that no one told me about. 000
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Went to Trader Joe’s. Bought marshmallows that taste like chewing on a Strawberry Shortcake doll in your grandmother’s kitchen and it’s 1984. Also salad because I feel like living dangerously. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Today’s big stupid earrings are an attempt to not feel despairing negativity about my job. I don’t think it’s working, but I try. 000
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026There must be a use for that desiccated Parmesan that comes in a shaker. I mean besides just tipping it directly into your mouth for the full-on sense memory of standing in your childhood kitchen while your mom is cooking and trying to shoo you and your sister out of the way. 010
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Lindsey Graham the urinary tract infection is really kicking my ass today. I thought I had won by starting antibiotics before symptoms got bad, but it’s roaring back onto the field today and I actually had to take a day off work to roll around in pain. I will be victorious, but damn. Perimenopause 🚮 100
Djinrain @djinrain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I would like to dedicate this urinary tract infection to the memory of Lindsey Graham.youtu.beThe 6ths - The Dead Only Quickly Decay (with Neil Hannon)YouTube video by BMDtwo 010
