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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Three Men and a Baby for Tax Purposes Do the Right Thing for Tax Purposes Mrs. Doubtfire (for Tax Purposes)
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sign the victim up for some boxing/martial arts training If you're going to wear $1,100 sneakers on a city street you need to be prepared to fight for them.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He volunteered to help out in Davenport
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lucky for them, most smokers never get lung cancer. They usually die of heart disease long before they have the chance, so, bullet dodged.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just when we thought the situation was hopeless...
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Lemonade Stand
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's silly to me that people think AI is a hoax. They're the same level of stupid as people who think COVID was a hoax
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The whole mission only costs $350 million? You can barely build 1/3 of a football stadium for that!
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I ghost wrote The Crown
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a lot of AI shit on this platform and it's all really cute - like watching puppies "fight" over a test or whatever. The real shit will be when AI, outside of a human brain, maxes out. Shit will be wild
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm going to go ahead and call the "all the cat teams played each other today" moment on NBC the wackiest fucking thing a statistician was ever paid to do
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No white man should wear a mustache. Ever. Not for charity, unless you raise a lot of money. A lot! Maybe for Halloween but it's got to be a really good fucking ostume. Poirot or some shit
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Haha thank you! I love a good argument but I always want to come out of it as friends
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But, by 'perfectly" I mean that when you account for the fact that every piece of real estate is unique, what people want to pay for the thing matches the price almost perfectly
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly, I don't know about the rental market in Europe. You may very well be correct. I'm speaking more to housing/real property market in the US
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Other than financial instruments, there is no market that functions more perfectly than real estate
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least she's tight with her grandpa
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He was taking it to the sheets
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only if we have caps on all other costs. Owning and maintaining a property costs money
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The future is everyone knowing everything about everyone. It's weird but it will be fine
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We will look back in 5 years and think 'yeah, and?"
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmidt needs to send J.D. a Tim Couch Cameo if he wants back on the '28 ticket
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thought he had tickets to see the Wolverines-Hawkeyes game, finds himself underdressed at ComicCon.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey, you know what? There aren't many nice things to say about Fox News. In fact, it's an awful organization. But credit where credit is due; they participated in the press pool boycott this week. Their participation carries a lot of weight.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You don't get that on CBS
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Republicans want to restrict voting rights, they should start with the people who chose Breaking Bad over The Wire.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Americans and Better Call Saul were way, way too low on that list.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi thought winning would be more fun. He looks like a boxer realizing his opponent had the really bad concussion about 8 fights ago but still has to go to work.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The big 90's rap battle that barely gets menioned anymore is Dr. Dre vs. Eazy-E. Eazy-E destroyed Dre. Third most lopsided victory in battle history, trailing only Kendrick Lamar pumping round after round into Drake's lifeless body and Common deciding that Ice Cube will henceforth be a movie man.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Super intelligent AI, assuming it doesn't need to be integrated into a biological construct (i.e. we merge and become a cyborg species) could, theoretically, kill us all. The same way humans could kill all squirrels. If we really made it a point to kill every last squirrel, we could do it. But why?
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sanders and Bannon have been calling for regulation and safety controls over AI for years now.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New York also stands for not being a twat. Something I think most Australians stand for so it seems we are hearing from the exception that proves the rule.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This post is a banger
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Marshawn Lynch had a nice first year back with the Raiders. I think Gronk takes it, though.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NYT Pitchbot is the second-best satirizer of Maureen Dowd. The best is Maureen Dowd herself, when she lets her MAGA brother write her column. Or so the story goes...
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chef's kiss
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why are you being so mean to us in the US? We're a deeply, deeply stupid country. Can't you just let us have our xenophobia and cool it with the polite snark?
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The best thing about stupid people is that they identify themselves
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Remember when the smoke detector told us to panic about the kitchen fire, but the building is still standing? *Doesn't mention the sprinkler system kicked on, the fire department came, insurance money paid contractors to repair the damage*
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So your saying the next time a Democrat is elected president they will be in their 70's?
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Things will get really interesting when AI/robots max out their progression. At that point, if not sooner, they/us will realize the real superpower will be the merger of AI and humanity. In other words, we're all going to be cyborgs
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There's a kernel of truth here
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
One of these days you're going to post one of these and its going to be exactly the same as an actual Maureen Dowd headline and everyone will argue about "who plagiarized who?" and the answer will be no one
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We need to know their names. I don't want to accidentally hire one one of these losers.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How would a leading stone age fock-throwing hunter fare as a Major League pitcher? Would he know how to throw a slider? A two-seam fastball? Would he know not to eat his glove? Something tells me he wouldn't.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Everyone go watch the video of Bo shooting a bow and arrow with his feet! It was a 30 for 30 I believe. Bo knows bow
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's hard to buy quality food in the US. I buy most of my food from farmers markets and specialty shops that are up front about their sourcing, then fill gaps at grocery stores. And this is in NYC. In most places, you don't have those options even if you are willing/able to spend the time and money
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When I was a kid a guy I played baseball with got 2nd degree burns from sunburn. His parents' attitude was kind of "yeah we messed up but no big deal," This was probably 1990 or 1991 and the kid was 11 or 12
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is not gouda.
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djayadler.bsky.social @djayadler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
John Cnandler (WNBC 4 NY) just presented the most perfect one-sentence eulogy for Don Nelson: " You cannot ell the story of the NBA without including Don Nelson." Nellie Ball, Run TMC - Don Nelson was way ahead of his time. RIP
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