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@djangus.bsky.social
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He/Him Creator & Founder @ Skidmark Stickers Pro Home Cook Dog Dad ABOLISH ICE END GENOCIDE IN PALESTINE TRANS RIGHTS=HUMAN RIGHTS DEATH TO GENERATIVE AI FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE. Also I take pride in my ALT TEXT.

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 22h
and diapers.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 23h
wearing something like this cuz he can barely stand anymore.
a leg assist walker that attaches to your pelvis and knees. basically a mech suit for your legs
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Misunderstanding the sarcasm in the phrase "a likely story" so I just say it whenever someone tells me anything
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A likely story.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jackie Daytona, Human Bartender.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org
Humansville, Missouri - Wikipedia
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dude looks like if Beni from The Mummy was a pedophile
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dude looks like if Kevin Nealon overdosed on fentanyl in order to play Nosferatu
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dude looks like if Dobby had the elephant man thing goin on.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This dude looks like if eric trump was a Moria Orc.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ugh he is NOT MY man. lets try this again.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my man looks like a skeleton wrapped in cellotape
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he looks like he has a bdsm relationship with a rancor.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
there is absolutely a reason you basically never see him on camera near trump. and racism is a part of it too of course.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he looks like a star wars character named Glorp Pantalone
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he looks like if someone boiled the skin off a sweet potato, and then made it hate jews
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
he looks like a peanut that hates itself so much it ate every other peanut. but it still hasnt shit any of it out yet.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
im not trying to fat shame but Cheung is the most disgusting troll of a person i have ever seen. there was literally a memo in the white house to try to keep him out of press photos because hes so cartoonishly gross. not to mention he wears parachutes instead of suits.
Steven Cheung, an ogre of a person, and a nazi, wearing a suit that is less a suit and more of a blanket.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
POTUS saying he doesnt care about cities being destroyed is another abdication of his duty and breaking of his oath. Death to traitors. trump will go down in history as the worst president ever if we have a history after this.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly. Anyone named Matthew Mark Luke or John. Let alone Mary and Joseph or Joshua or any of the dozens of biblically important names that are everywhere in Christian society. It's just racist Islamophobic fear mongering like when they'd always say Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well it is the prophet himself so it's def MORE Muslim to people who've heard three Arabic names ever... maybe? Lol I agree.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Then whyd he spell it wrong? There are a dozen ways to spell Muhammad that all equally rally his base. Spelling it wrong is something else worth mocking for sure. I consider that something to do with it is all I mean.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
his name isnt even Mohammed. His name is Abdul. His MIDDLE name is Mohamed, but spelling isnt the strong suit of a political party stupid enough to elect trump twice
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll love you 'til I don't exist here anymore You're what I'm lookin' for —We can make it work for sure I'll love you 'til I don't exist here anymore You're my one and only
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes youtube recently changed their ads placement system and it serves a lot more by default. I got some notification email cuz I have a creator account.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Firefox and ublock origin. Haven't seen an ad in years. Never going back. Never paying for premium. I whitelist sites I actually wanna support but those are basically all banner ads not unskippable videos. I dont watch yt on any apps so if you are using a smart TV or your phone im sorry.
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
to be clear, this does NOT mean you dont heat the tortilla. you just dont want it to get crunchy or stiff. just heat it til its extra soft and pliable.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
imagine spending a summer attacking a lefty because he said out loud 5 yrs ago that the US created the conditions that led to 9/11 happening, and now you are saying losing a few cities would be nbd. republicans are truly all stupider than shit and malicious little nazis with no principles. every one
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
trump is going to orchestrate a terror attack against california in order to escalate his iran war and attempt to declare a state of emergency before we put his pedophile ass under the prison. if "iran" bombs san diego, I wont believe it for one second. and they were mad at Hasan for being right.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
id bet money hes wearing one of these. His legs have clearly been failing him for months at this point.
A leg assisting walker. a exoskeleton that attaches to your waist, thighs and knees that uses motors to assist the hip flexor muscles.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every republican is scum of the highest order. spineless, scared, evil shitty small people. Hate and fear owns them. Pathetic failures of our society.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This scumfuck piece of shit needs to die sooner. slurs aside, imagine how delusionally narcissistic AND stupid you have to be to say "someone said someone else had good qualities, and that upset me, because i thought I was the only one with good qualities" out loud. And they made him president.
a truth social post from the mentally unwell US potus Donald that reads "
Annie “Trannie” Andrews is running against our wonderful Darline Graham for the Senate in South Carolina. For years my dear friend Lindsey would say that, “Darline is the finest, most reliable, and one of the smartest people I have ever known.” He would then always add, “Also, the most loyal!” Oftentimes I would be upset with Lindsey for saying this, because I thought I had all of those qualities. In any event, Darline is a High Quality person, maybe the Highest, and Annie Trannie is not, in particular, as it pertains to representing the Values of the Great People of South Carolina — She is in favor of Transgender for Everyone, Open Borders, Defunding the Police, High Taxes, a Weak Military, and will absolutely fight to take your guns away — In other words, she is against our Great Second Amendment! Trannie is not for South Carolina, and South Carolina must show, in the upcoming Election, that it is not for her. VOTE FOR DARLINE GRAHAM — SHE HAS MY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ENDORSEMENT, AND WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hey no worries. I wasnt tryin to like call you out or anything, I just love bugs and wanted the science to be accurate. cheers!
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this explains the mechanism, but it barely touches on the fact that the power just comes from plain ol tendons and muscles (or the bug equiv)
youtu.be
We should use this amazing mechanism that's inside a grasshopper leg
YouTube video by Steve Mould
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no insect species use hydraulic pressure for movement. they use really cool mechanical systems, basically compound bows in Froghoppers for example, to do their explosive movements.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grasshoppers and crickets and locusts (which are just grasshoppers) do not use hydraulics for their jumps. they use mechanical advantage from a complex lever mechanism in their legs. its powered by muscles. it is an amazing evolutionary development but its not hydraulic in the way spiders legs are.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dont pretend you dont have an agenda with your bs when you post INSANE baby-brained trump-ball-licking shit like this
a post reposted by Voices and Vaccines that says "I noticed Anthony Fauci pled the Fifth a lot during his testimony."
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
anti-vaxxers should be held down and forced to watch CATS the movie.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Except for the fact that your shitty, stupid, ignorant, and harmful ideas kill millions every year because shitty stupid people like you are swayed by shit like this. spreading doubt and fear. shame on you.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah we all understand that you dont understand how vaccines work. No one was arguing with that. you should consider shutting the fuck up forever before you continue to dig this hole. youre a joke. not worth engaging with except to mock. you are the same as a Flat Earther. laughingstock.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at this utter piece of shit propagandist LIKING THEIR OWN POSTS TOO EVERY TIME lmfao
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LOL imagine being this fucking stupid in 2026. after covid and all. Wow. delete your account.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youre either stupid of a liar, this is absolutely not true and 100% of sources disagree with you (I mean sources that have any reputable reason to be listened to, not your methhead conspiracy websites.)
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LANTERNS is great and also manages to not heavyhand its critique of white privilege while really doing a great job w said critique. The show never feels like reactionaries would call it "woke" but it is subversively woke as hell.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
but what does Ella Langley become?
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
are we really doing this again Blizzard? restarting WoW over again. Sigh. Unzips wallet
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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muad'deepak chopra
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