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they for real stopped putting like half the sugar in fortune cookies. they arent even sweet anymore. wild shrinkflation.

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invention: lasagna lozenge.

So no one told you life was gonna be this great CHA CHA CHA CHA

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

my partner got this a few weeks ago and we are the opposite side of the country from seattle lol

a tattoo of the raccoon jimothy inside a heart with a banner with his name on it

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Valheim is really good you guys. its finally out of early access and I am loving finally diving back into this world. big recommend. an open procedural world, viking survival simulator. build a viking settlement with your friends and strike out on great adventures for odin.

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Glad Charlie Kirk is dead in the same way im glad Charles Manson is dead.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh fuck yeah its almost cloak season. we are bringing cloaks BACK baby

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really feeling I missed out on fucking lauren boebert, seeing as she fucked literally every single person.

Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So my bro and I had a spirited discussion tonight. If we separate Deeds from Character... was hitler literally a better person than trump? I genuinely believe he was. Trump is ONLY better in that he hasnt commited such murders, yet. Hitler wasnt a cynical private equity manager stripping germany.

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Venn you see the truth...

Venn diagram. Top circle, Canada Geese. Bottom left circle, Toddler. Bottom right circle, Anti-Vaxxer

Intersection Canada Geese/Toddler: always pooping
Intersection Canada Geese/Anti-Vaxxer: wants everydead
Intersection Toddler/Anti-Vaxxer: incoherent ramblings
Intersection of all 3: can't reason with them

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hope lebron gets fucked by the SEC then breaks his leg.

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ICE should be abolished, prosecuted and fucking cucked into oblivion. No one ever laid again. they are scared of white genocide, genocide their dumb right wing asses. raise kids with souls instead. republicans do not have souls.

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Some pretty great homemade lasagna i made last night. And we have like 80% of it left. Easily 3-4 more meals for us

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Depluralise a movie: Dress

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

May every bit of the failed state of 'russia' burn before any bit of Ukraine. May every oppressor feel the consequences of their actions upon themselves tenfold.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So the Proclaimers, those nerdy twin dipshits with one good song ever, want you to know that they are scared of gender identities that they don't understand. They are sadly dumb old transphobic men, just like most boomers who never had anyone explain basic decency to them.

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love Reacher but this shit is insane no one is surviving the ~40 slashing wounds and ~6 deep stabs that he took in that finale. wtf.

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My fucking god no one cares you fucking 80s movie villain. Neither of you have any business running and handing another election to the nazis.

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

playing a game with a friend and there was a big bear up ahead so my brain farted and I suggested we give him "a Large Girth" when I meant "a Wide Berth". so that's how my days goin.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Am I the only one that recognized that the Cyclops in The Odyssey was played by Mr Noodle from Elmo's world on Sesame Street?

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if you are as moronically republican to believe trump is going to give us all 5k, understand that he has no authority or means to do that and it would add more than 1.5 TRILLION to the budget. He wont do it. you arent just gullible, you are stupid.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Supposed to be representing us, But these reps resenting us. Vote them out

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Republicans love fucking children. every one of them.

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

in star wars even a torch has to be starwarsed. A regular fire torch cant just be a stick & a wrap & some pitch. its gotta be a star wars machine. but not some sort of cool electric laser torch, no its a plain ol' fire torch. but its STAR WARS! the handle somehow's the carburetor for a honda accord.

Bo-Katan Kryze (Played by Katee Sackhoff) in the season finale of season 3 of The Mandolorian, carries a torch. it is not a stick of wood, but an, albeit large, scifi-lightsaber-esque device with multiple metal parts and angles. it however just makes a regular torch fire at the end like in any indiana jones movie. its not a purple fire. its not a glowing laser effect. its just a torch.

Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The last ten years in America many Americans have shown their true colors as hateful bigoted morons. Funny how now the famous actors of the UK get the same opportunity and are doing their best to prove they are all scumfuck trash people. Fuck this dipshit I liked him in doc who but he's dead to me

Harry Potter HBO: Lenny Rush joins series two as Dobby the house-elf

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Capitalism more like Crapitalism. these dollars you gave me were covered in shit

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Djangus @djangus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

dude beans rule so much. My tongue is happy, my tummy is happy, my guts is happy. get an instapot and make beans. watch theplantslant on youtube while youre at it.

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I will literally beat the shit out of anyone who calls New Mexico New America. I will shoot you in the face if you do it in front of me.

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Hey so if DC is gonna do a Constantine reboot they need to hire Gosling, right? Like Keanu was perfect for not being blonde, but I think gosling is a no brainer for the role.

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Anyone who likes history should watch Atun-Shei Films on youtube. especially his series "Checkmate Lincolnites!" where he debunks popular myths & misconceptions about the civil war. This week he was a guest on Miniminuteman, another GEM of the science community on youtuve. Subscribe to both of them

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I knew that Jamie Lee Curtis' mom was Janet Leigh from from Psycho, but somehow I was today years old when I learned her dad was FUCKING TONY CURTIS?!?!

A photo of a female toddler in a bonnet holding a bucket (Actor Jamie Lee Curtis at age 1-2) and her father kneeling beside her in full drag (Actor Tony Curtis) on the set of "Some Like it Hot (1959)" one of his most famous films.