Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 1hI think the Senate needs someone willing to convince herself that "they won't do it again", Rep Jack. 030
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 1hCorrect. The first book of Genesis was "oh my darling, Clementine" with Peter Gabriel on vocals. 020
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I had a 1986 1500 and joined the UK OC. It was high maintenance and rusted away in the garage while I had a young family, but I don't regret owning it. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've looked three times at the partially obscured woman on the right of the "elect Jimmy Carter President" stage and I still think it might be Nancy Reagan. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tories have dominated government for 100 years under FPTP. It'll take time before they realize "we'll be back in once the electorate tires of Labour" might not be a given any more. 020
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sadly, my favourite TV chef died before the BBC did a series on his knobs (of butter). 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reminds me of the Paul Hogan Fosters lager advert: youtu.be/pSOR2jGv2uc?...youtu.bePaul Hogan Cockfosters commercialYouTube video by Rob Shepherd 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It took your eagle eye to spot that the hawk eyes are not the same as the hawks on Cuba, which is nearly the same as Maryland, Jack. I'm getting confused, myself, tbh, but I know that you and Sen Schmitt have your eye on the ball and will keep women out of men's sports. 051
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's not quite it's most annoying override. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Where have the years gone? 😬 I picked up a Kay 4001 copy 45 years ago and reversed the strings. Then there were guitar shops with a sole Precision copy in lefty before the interweb opened up in the 2000s and I could buy something different. Your Honduras mahogany looks (and prob sounds) magnificent 110
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm a lefty, so I ought to do an image flip, but the Jazzy bass is so pleasing to the eye. 110
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That's what I think. "Here are the post-war treaties, but written out fo-net-ick-ah-ly, with lots of pictures, and you can call it a big win. You can call them the "Harry S Truman, improved by Donald J Trump" Greenland treaties. Now, can Natalie change you? We're starting to gag, here." 021
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I enjoyed watching the birds. But then, I was a London scaffolder in the 1970s. 110
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Any servicemen not revealing "sticky fingers" *will* be forced to listen to Rolling Stones albums. Any remaining women in uniform unable to locate a clitoris... will be barred from sports until they prove they're not men in disguise. DISMISSED! 020
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 ̶W̶o̶m̶a̶n̶,̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶,̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶c̶a̶m̶e̶r̶a̶,̶ ̶T̶V̶ ̶ Couch, goat, bourbon, Signal, stock trades. 1302
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I talked to a (statistically not significant) number of people at the time. Me: "Who did you vote for as leader?" "Jeremy Corbyn" Me: "Nice, and who for Deputy Leader?" "Oh, I didn't bother with that stuff" Me: "And that's why we've got Tom Watson to screw everything up". 110
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026More expert people will chime in, but those treaties gave USA pretty much military carte blanche. Greenland had strategic military importance for the (awful) Arctic Convoy route to supply the USSR when Denmark was occupied by the Nazis, and against the USSR during the Cold War. Nothing new here. 110
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It sounds like treaties agreed in 1949 & 1951, continuously referred to by Greenland and Denmark when he gargled about "needing" Greenland for National Security since January 2025. It's almost as if someone turned wordy, complex treaties into a coloring book for a 2nd grade kid who finally got it. 210
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A jobbie is a turd. "Chunky" suggests more fiber in the diet is needed. 3100
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Rep Jack, I'm waiting for Veep Vance at a rally joking that we should restrict the movements of Celine Dion and seeing the C-SPAN subtitle "single person clapping". 110
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Venture capital and private equity are doing a good job of stripping out the UK, as well. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bastogne, Battle of the Bulge. German officer tells his American counterpart holding the fuel depot that his men are surrounded and must surrender. The American response is "nuts!" No Trump has ever served in the military. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As well as being eye-catching and stimulating, it has the added advantage of creating a Rupert Lowe-free zone. 1100
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He was a sleeping partner in his debut theatre production. I think it was called Stagecouch. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You're obviously unaware of the Clearance Clearwater Revival documentary about The Invisible Woman: "Have You Ever Seen Lorraine?" 230
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It was predicted that she would get married later during good weather: "It's gonna be a bride, bride, sunshiny day" 120
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Last night, Simple Minds promised me a miracle and they disappointed. I have renamed Jim Kerr as Wayne. 110
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Follow the green eggs. The ham is a diversionary tactic. 160
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The next vocal line after sucking a helium balloon does add context, tbf. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My nerd anorak says "complementary". I don't want a mini-muffin telling me my shoes are appropriate for the occasion. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Not from 9-11? They missed a performative breakfast trick. Do better, Marriott PR. 110
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring. 142
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The only story The Onion missed at the time was "Overweight bankrupt guy requires two strong firefighters to lift from rubble" 021
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So, Krasnov can't be expected to pass any cognitive test. Man, plane, tower, TV interview "I now own the tallest building in NYC", rubble, big strong firefighters with tears in their eyes, 25th Amendment. 020
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Big strong guys with tears in their eyes. "Hey, that POS is buried in rubble" they said as they laughed their asses off. Except none of this happened because he wasn't there. And neither is the 25th Amendment. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"Fire breathing cancelled because of rising gas prices" explains why Trumpapaloser is not getting the expected crowds. 000
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I do hope it's not a spray-paint "knob and two balls" job by some radical leftist environmentalists. It certainly looks like it. Unless the perpetrators were dressed in black and wearing balaclavas, I expect them to be arrested. Otherwise, it would be two-tier policing. 000
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Don't forget, Steve, yanking a woman down by her hair is "boring, boring, boring" and Farage was probably neither watching nor listening. She didn't even wave around £500k with an American accent. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So sad that an estimated 140 Moroccans died swimming 4 miles to the North African exclave of Ceuta. A population around 80,000 were almost matched by the ingress and are struggling with the 2-5k still there. So many returned because the ferry to Spain requires an EU passport or TIE they don't have. 010
Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Holding a copper pipe with your bare hand 12" from the blow torch. I hope he's a right-handed monkey-spanker. 010
