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Dizzy Onaball

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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 14h
Matt can swear on this if he ever wins a seat
Everything I don't like is woke - book
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Simpson and son traveling medicine show with Abe Simpson
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Green *is* a primary colour, but I'm a nerd🤓
The nerd "ackchyually" memeThe transmittance primary colours of red, blue and green (RGB) that can be mixed to create cyan, magenta, yellow and white.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I bought this mug. It's available to purchase. Just gift the fking mug to anyone struggling to understand.
Grammar mug (sweary)
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sadly, my favourite TV chef died before the BBC did a series on his knobs (of butter).
TV chef Keith Floyd on Italy TV chef Keith Floyd on France
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any servicemen not revealing "sticky fingers" *will* be forced to listen to Rolling Stones albums. Any remaining women in uniform unable to locate a clitoris... will be barred from sports until they prove they're not men in disguise. DISMISSED!
Full Metal Jacket hand inspection.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rupert Lowe on a green sofa
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring.
Christopher Biggins in pantomime
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I took no part, but you are always in my feed, 🦋. This is an awesome pick. Jim Dunlop's .88mm
Jim Dunlop's 0.88mm nylon pick (plectrum).
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bidon Corleone #BicycleMovies #HashTagGames
UCI bidonMarlon Brando as Don Corleone in The Godfather
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#EatThatEntertainer Taco Bell Lugosi's Dead
A toilet destroyed by explosive diarrhea Bauhaus - Bela Lugosi is dead
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
With Sean Ryder collaborating. The Mancunian telling Jimi "Jesus was a black man, Jesus was Batman, no, no, no - that was Bruce Wayne"
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Brandon Herrera, standing behind Speaker Mike Johnson, describes children as "cum trophies".
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The first lady to translate the name into Slovenian.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Richie Bhuna's Rainbow
Richie Blackmore's Rainbow Rising
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A Double Mustard Life, perhaps.
Double mustard roast potatoes
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So glad you asked, here's a smooth Dijon maker
Tracklements smooth Dijon mustard jar
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#MustardInASongOrMovie 🎶You can make me wholegrain🎵
Atomic Kitten - Whole again Wholegrain mustard jar
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
As I am sure to fail, I include the Tipsy T-66 Nipper, that I only discovered today
Tipsy T-66 Nipper light aeroplane
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is the white cello I think you refer to
The white cello, used on I Am The Walrus, in The Beatles Museum, Liverpool.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Share someone who looks stylish in a hat.
Count Binface for Clacton MP
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I can't make it into a pun because Frank Zappa was already ahead of me.
Frank Zappa - Don't eat the yellow snow.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Donald is difficult to spot under the heel, but he's in the picture.
Bare chested Vladimir Putin riding a horse.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#TrousersInASongOrMovie 🎶No need to ask, these are smooth Jodhpur waiters🎵
Sade - Smooth Operator Waiters in Jodhpur, wearing jodhpurs
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I've just noticed what autocorrect did to my post
Vincent "van Goth" has the artist with black eyeliner
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Looks like the 601 was inverted from this cutaway of the 50V. The thing is, the exhausts look similarly low as the G-55. Probably the tilt angle of the photo fooled me. Very clean lines so not much to reference against.
A cutaway technical drawing of the Fiat G-50V
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
She looks familiar
Blonde woman in Vote Leave t-shirt celebrates Sunderland Brexit referendum result.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
They think this is a documentary
Steve McQueen the blob poster
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Should we help by saying it's in silicone valley?
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
🎶duff, duff, duff, duffa, duff, duffa, duff followed by either "I can feel it, coming in Walford tonight" by Genesis drummer Phil Mitchell Or "anyone can fall in love"🎵 by Angie Dickinson, who swapped her Police Woman role to be an East End pub landlady called Anita Dobbs.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
It was decades in the making
Jolly Green Giant from the 1920s to the 1970s.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Like a dog without a bone An Act Bar out on loan Sliders on the storm
Act Bar snacks
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I got whipped for that. [Onaball leaves the chat after terrible pun]
Walnut Whip (Nestlé) chocolate inedible thing.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
But I can sign one (reading the alt text recommended)
Donald J Krasnov signs some wood he definitely didn't get from teenage girls.
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I know Madness could irritate Michael with a biplane, but I also have my Blohm und Boss fetish
Blohm und Boss BV P.111
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
6th Sense kid says "I see Scott Adams"
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Need to boil him down first, lads
Newspaper headline: Shergar £2m ransom riddle
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
There's something not quite Right about his custom prefect badge
Hitler jügend badge
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I love the band, the album Steve McQueen and the song Appletiser
Bottle of Appletiser fizzy apple drink
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
#PopularDrinksInASongOrMovie It's another one of those charity singles by Lucozade.
A fridge pack of Lucozade bottles
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
#PopularDrinksInASongOrMovie 🎶Pour in the glass, it's a smooth pint of bitter🎵
Pub pump for Brains smooth bitter Sade - Smooth Operator
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Irish blood, English heart, is what I'm made of.
Black pudding, consisting of fk knows what Morrissey - Irish blood English heart
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#1985AlbumsTop20 I won't try and order them by preference but U2: The Unforgettable Fire featured Pride - very much in the mould of their early material.
U2 the unforgettable fire track listing
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Sweetbread #HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie
Morrissey badly driving a tractor in SuedeheadSweetbreads in batter
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie Hope you like jammin' too
Bob Marley - Jamming Making homemade jam
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie Curd you be loved (A repeat, sorry 😐)
Homemade lemon curd Bob Marley - could you be loved
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie What do you want to bake those pies at me for? (A repeat, sorry 😐)
Emile Ford and the Checkmates - what do you want to make those eyes at me for.Homemade fruit pie
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
#HomemadeFoodInASongOrMovie 🎶No need to ask, he's a smooth cob loaf baker🎵
A man's hand dipping bread into a cheese filled cob loaf Sade - Smooth Operator
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Dizzy Onaball @dizzyonaball.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
#FastFoodVarietyInASongOrMovie 🎶 No point in asking, the smoothie's inoperative🎵 (not my best rhyme or meter, but this really bugs me)
An article saying "functional ice-cream machine? Haven't heard that name in years"Sade - Smooth Operator
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