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WHY CAN I BOOK AN IN-PERSON APPOINTMENT FOR SERVICE ONTARIO ONLINE BUT I HAVE TO BOOK A VIRTUAL APPOINTMENT OVER THE PHONE

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I support hat and I am not afraid to say it

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4

Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Had a dream that there was a popular new app that gamified writing only positive posts and comments online. Players got rewarded cool stuff the longer they went without a cryptic and passive aggressive tweet or engaging in a fight online

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There was an episode of Space Goofs where Gorgeous ended up in a candy-themed nightmare. He speaks to a guy who gives him directions and gives a gooey smile. I don't know why, but five year old me was SO FREAKED OUT by him

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Seven Stolen Stars @sevenstolenstars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So a sword appeared in my path last night, and clearly this can only mean that I'm the chosen hero of destined destiny. Finally, 12 year old me is vindicated!

A toy sword, mysteriously left on the curb

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am remembering with horror the time I ordered a latte in Los Angeles with my Canadian accent and BOTH of the baristas stopped what they were doing to stare at me and go "A what?"

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My notifications have been bonkers. Thank you Swan Boy fans 😭 The healthiest fan base

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Stadium proposal is the stuff of nightmares but I feel like even if he did that it would work out for him somehow. He just has a way of bending the rules of the universe so he comes out unscathed. Like Bugs Bunny, or Walter White

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You rule and this comment rules

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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It simply isn't worth the risk. Thank you!!

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

mourning a future i was promised but could never have (a dog the size of clifford the big red dog)

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've been on a Rouge the Bat kick

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wow and you reposted it?? Damn dude I feel like when my art was hung on the fridge. I'm so glad you like it hahaha

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

YOU'RE PERFECT! (thank you!)

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

omg thank you!! They are my favourite couple in anything so I put a lot of love in there

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thank you for believing in me and my power outage!!!!

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That is up to the power outage gods at the moment!! Hopefully they're appeased soon. Where is Noel when you need him most

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

LMAO I was going to draw it but a power outage saved us all. Yours is so much better

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's pretty wild how the queers always find each other, even when all the queers involved have zero self awareness at the time 💀💀

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm in this limbo where I simultaneously only dated men and dated zero men before realizing I am a lesbian

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A couple I found out during the relationship, all I had a hunch at some point, but most I didn't KNOW until later. All of them began with a pre-established assumption they were cis men because they were presenting that way. So when I talk about my comp het exes it just gets confusing, linguistically

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Okay, I think the whole "gold star lesbian" thing is bogus (and I'm not one either way - there were a lot of casual encounters in the time period I'm bringing up) but I'm confused about how to describe my comphet phase. I thought they were cis men, later they were confirmed not to be. All of them!!

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

there are some days where you take your vyvanse at 9 pm and play tetris for three and a half hours. and in the end, you are not any better at tetris

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have been having only stress dreams for the last three or four nights in a row and I absolutely consider last night's dream where Ariana Grande did a modernized cover of Butterfly by Smile. dk and it became a top 40 hit one of them

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"I have an opinion on genocide that I will never share :) There are different approaches to being an avenue for change" Next slide: "My approach changed nothing but what can you do :)"

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Saargus @saargus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

a funny lil bridge kids commission for a friend

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Historic responsibility isn't saying "There are good parts too! For example, WE'RE doing okay. Have a balanced perspective :)"

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's easy to say that when you're on the side that survived, Stephen, and when you don't have to watch your community continue to suffer oppressive power structures that continue 150+ years later, assuming your community isn't one of many that went extinct thanks to John A, et al

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Unite" with who? "Inherited" from who?

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I need to use it for work sometimes and I have the same reaction every time. All I'm doing is rotating/looking at stuff other people made. And I'm getting paid

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Me: I would like to sign in to check my profile My Account: :) Me: I would like to find some basic information such as my T4s My Account: :) haha

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I am begging some anti-hero hacker with a passion for graphic design to guerrilla redesign the Canadian government website so that maybe it can finally be possible to navigate for basic tasks

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Sending this to my adopted dad with no context

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.

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Dark Lichdale @starkrichdale.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If ur 30 or 40 years old and ur circle doesn't fw Swan Boy get a different circle. Ur network is ur net worth

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

TheNumerologySWERF didn't have to do that

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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sure, and the United States of America is now the United States of MY ASSHOLE

The White House posts a picture on Twitter of Lake Ontario renamed to Lake America with the caption “EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA!”

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh, I apologize. The meme was what gave it a spikier tone I think, but I definitely jumped the gun. I'll take my reply down too

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I don't know where this recent discourse came from, but Canadians did the 1800s White House arson. Just like Americans did the Boston Tea Party. Yes, they were British people. Yes, the land for those countries hadn't been totally colonized yet. Yes, both of them.

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She took down a post that she had made immediately after this one going into her feelings about the negative response to TADC

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

She had a now-deleted post that I won't go into out of respect, but it touched on her feelings about the negative response to TADC.

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

*target demo, sorry. You created such a personal series. I promise people recognize it for what it is. We're just not as vocal because we're reasonable people....

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salem @dizzardwizzard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Of course this level of hate will get to you, that's a normal reaction to an abnormal and unnatural social situation, but to be blunt, these are people who don't have literacy skills. From what I've seen they also feel like they should be the target to demo at all times and are angry bc of that.

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