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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 2h
Ahhhhh! They should be holding them with gloves! Armadillos regularly carry leprosy!
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's bad faith to take these people at their word?
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Bart Simpson: What an Odd Thing to Say
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You should not experience a burning sensation when this happens, please seek medical assistance.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, holy shit, the Drug Vulture, that's the only part I remember! As he was running along the front row with his wings open, offering drugs to the kids at our school, one of them tried to grab and rip a bag off of him—I thought and still think it was hilarious.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not many countries actually keep the plague around, but Russia happens to be one of them—I suspect a failure in lab safety is the culprit here.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And the Irish character who blew up a bridge.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely adorable!
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't you know bad boys move in silence and violence? m.youtube.com/watch?v=ot9N...
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
10/10, no notes.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice to hear him speak comfortably about some sort of terminus to his presidency.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am afraid.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope he brings lots of friends on stage with him!
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good to know, thank you very much!
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this just for US refineries?
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or in other words, The Trolly Problem.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"We have the most luxurious poverty you've ever heard of."
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Calm down, Killer; civil war is a stupid idea.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Waving Underpants Gnomes from South Park
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frolf!
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It blocks splash damage.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely devastating! How will I tell my bitch of a husband?
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Randy won't admit that he has a drink and problem
YouTube video by Frankenstein
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I absolutely love that for them.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, I think I speak for all of us when I say, OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A bunch of old Westerns that they shot in Italy.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I honestly don't care if they are earning 200k a year—if anyone deserves it, our firefighters do.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You are not gonna believe this, but...
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bold Why: Controversial Yet Brave Meme
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ironically, it probably has a lot to do with the fact we used to fight a lot of wars on their horses.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Many native American tribes consider horses to be sacred creatures.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Knowing literally zero things about this question, who this is, or why it is being asked—because the body was potentially found after enough time for the fluids to dry. Again, I know literally nothing about what happened here, and I expect the more I read the sadder I am going to get.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To be fair, they gave you quite a lot to forgive—I don't blame you.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, saying yes:
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Well Yes But Actually No Meme
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's more than good to talk about these things, especially taking into account the historical context.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, so did statements about turning the other cheek and walking the extra mile—that was the whole point. Treating your enemy like an esteemed family member and seating them at the head of the table. Forgive those who sin against you. Treat others the way you want to be treated.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Render unto Caesar what is his and render unto God what is His. It's a good message, not about men, but God.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly, I strive to be such a contented person.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jesus scolded the Pharisees mostly for following the letter of the law while ignoring the spirit of it; for carefully counting every coin to tribute while ignoring the needs of the poor—things like that.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's so hot...
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump compliments the way he wishes he was complimented.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, holy shit! Carpe fucking jugulum.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke pony girl Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keep on daunsinge, Down yn West Hollywoode' [WICKED LUTE SOLO] 🎶
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good advice for athletes and life in general: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fear alone is a true form of respect.
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do you have a hirelings system like classic D&D and AD&D?
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Divided Bi @dividedbi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly, I'm super curious what people have on Fetterman—he initially got depressed over it and then his behavior, votes, and speech all turned quite quickly.
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