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Ariana DiValentino

@divalentinope.bsky.social
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Filmmaker and actor by day, lifestyle journo by other days

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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
www.huffpost.com/entry/should...
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i will never apologize for anything
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
men deserve their loneliness epidemic
Lifestyle

31% of Gen Z men believe wife should 'obey her husband,' study finds

58 Sources • 3h ago
United States
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
guess who’s NOT ohio bound and NOT happy about it
positive covid test
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
guess who's OHIO BOUND and HAPPY ABOUT IT!! #scriptsky #screenwriting
Cindependent Film Festival 2025
Hexed
Ariana DiValentino
Official Selection
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
it only took 31 years of life but i have finally completed a first draft of a feature screenplay :) now to finish a second draft before i’m eligible for medicare!
screenshot of Celtx scriptwriting software, showing a page count of 95 pages, woo!
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
if the evangelicals get to teach their kids that humans and dinosaurs were pals or whatever, i just don’t see why i can’t teach my kids that this is the correct order of the planets and you’re suppressing our culture (gay) by insisting otherwise
lyrics to the bridge of Venus by Lady Gaga
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
FOUND HIM (@ warsaw in october)
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i swear to god, you guys, they’ve invented dip for athletes
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
the people (me and this one graffiti artist in dublin) want to know
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
please do not do this
person sits on crowded subway with feet up on bench like they’re at home on their own big comfy couch
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
spotted in the newark airport: this guy using wildly improper glassware for sparkling wine
a skeleton sits on a counter with two bottles of sparkling wine, a martini glass, and a beer tulip glass
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
parents just don’t understand
text from Dad: “this halftime music has to be the worst i’ve ever heard, omg, horrible.”
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
pleasantly surprised to learn that @renegadefilmfest.bsky.social has chosen my short script Hexed as an official selection! hope to see you in GA next month 🍑🪄
poster reading: Hexed, a short screenplay by Ariana DiValentino. Laurels reading: Official Selection, Renegade Film Festival 2025
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
they recently announced mass layoffs at my job and i think today’s staff meal was the kitchen’s way of protesting
nasty looking pile of sliced boiled egg, honeydew melon, pickled red onions, and capers, on a plate, with rice and beans in the background
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
my deepest, darkest apologies to mr. richard r. and the institution of fictional character james bond
LinkedIn message reading:

Richard R.
Contextual Data Analyst With A Flair For Data Visualization
Dear Ms. DiValentino - 

With my apologies, you completely messed up how to order a martini exactly like James Bond.  In fact, the passage you quoted, which you suggested was rather wordy, was in fact not wordy enough.

He used BOTH gin and vodka AND added the Kina Lillet in lieu of vermouth.  I've had it many times; it lacks character.

The passage, in total, reads:

'A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.'
'Oui, monsieur.'
'Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?'
'Certainly monsieur.' The barman seemed pleased with the idea.
'Gosh, that's certainly a drink,' said Leiter.
Bond laughed. 'When I'm ... er ... concentrating,' he explained, 'I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold, and very well made. I hate small portions of anything, particularly when they taste bad. This drink's my own invention. I'm going to patent it when I think of a good name.'  Later on he gives more detail about the drink, saying that the vodka should be made from grain rather than potatoes, which is complete sacrilege because everyone knows the best vodkas come from potatoes.
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
oh
At one point, Baldoni also "claimed he could speak to the dead," telling Lively "on several occasions" that he had spoken to her recently deceased father, according to the complaint.
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
alright boys who wants to treat me to a mid-shelf open bar at the times square olive garden this NYE
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
look at my little idiot
little idiot tuxedo cat sitting in a criss-crossy fashion with her fluffy belly out
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
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Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
oh
Washington Post bluesky bio reads “Democracy Skys in Blueness”
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