Sign in

Ariana DiValentino

@divalentinope.bsky.social
139 followers 127 following 98 posts

Filmmaker and actor by day, lifestyle journo by other days

PostsRepliesMedia
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
www.huffpost.com/entry/should...
110
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
big day for @lindsayagraham.bsky.social
010
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
i will never apologize for anything
110
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
well this seems...deeply depressing for the field of video games
businessinsider.com
The CEO behind 'Grand Theft Auto' doesn't drink, smoke, or play video games
Strauss Zelnick is embracing AI as he guides the final stretch of a 13-year effort to deliver the next installment of the blockbuster "GTA" franchise.
100
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@seejanemarie.bsky.social loved the latest ep (sent it to my mom, as i often do) but i gotta say, we have to stop framing the “flyover states” as the typical american experience. over 80% of us live in coastal states, and most people in big cities are not rich (living in LA, you must see this)
100
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
10 years ago, i would have written a thinkpiece about the first woman ever to win best cinematography. today, i’m drunk
001
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
men deserve their loneliness epidemic
Lifestyle

31% of Gen Z men believe wife should 'obey her husband,' study finds

58 Sources • 3h ago
United States
110
Reposted by Ariana DiValentino
Pellicle @pelliclemag.com · 04/02/2026
Eckhart Beer Co. in Bushwick, NY—a place of community and what look and sound like absolutely delicious crispy pints. Thank you @divalentinope.bsky.social for the escapism, the joy, and the hope. www.pelliclemag.com/home/2026/1/...
pelliclemag.com
Turn On the Bright Lights — How New York City’s Eckhart Beer Co. is Making the Old New Again — Pellicle
If you’ve been into beer for a while, then you’re probably getting used to saying goodbye. In 2025, more breweries in the U.S. closed than opened, and the same was true in 2024. New York City was no...
1106
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
my pussy tastes like pepsi cola but he drinks diet coke
100
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
tbh feels a little odd that a radio show that’s only platforming the independent candidates and not the actual democratic mayoral nominee is allowed to advertise incessantly in taxis but OK SUZANNE MILLER
100
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
guess who's OHIO BOUND and HAPPY ABOUT IT!! #scriptsky #screenwriting
Cindependent Film Festival 2025
Hexed
Ariana DiValentino
Official Selection
150
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
a man just poked my asscheek walking up the stairs at myrtle-broadway to “let me know” that my asscheek was showing. chivalry isn’t dead ladies <33333
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
it only took 31 years of life but i have finally completed a first draft of a feature screenplay :) now to finish a second draft before i’m eligible for medicare!
screenshot of Celtx scriptwriting software, showing a page count of 95 pages, woo!
020
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
just remembered when a former IDF soldier in my acting class said that will smith open-hand slapping chris rock is “disgusting” because “violence is never justified”
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
god i wish this app was twitter
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
if the evangelicals get to teach their kids that humans and dinosaurs were pals or whatever, i just don’t see why i can’t teach my kids that this is the correct order of the planets and you’re suppressing our culture (gay) by insisting otherwise
lyrics to the bridge of Venus by Lady Gaga
020
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
i think my wiring may be messed up because this breakfast sandwich tastes PERSISTENTLY like banana
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
if there’s anything i know about men, it’s that they will make you watch it’s always sunny
131
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
SOS a man is making me listen to stairway to heaven
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
bushwick is a place where you will see the most beautiful woman you have ever laid eyes on dressed like she just fell out of her little brother’s hamper
010
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
working on a lightly investigative piece and everyone is already so mad at me. consider not becoming a journalist if this is a problem for you
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
i swear to god, you guys, they’ve invented dip for athletes
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
now see this is exactly why i didn’t join the brooklyn cyclones cheer team
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
absolute slut of a man next to me on the train (doing the nyt crossword)
100
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
this phenomenon of non-catholic conservatives fundamentally failing to grasp that the first cultural principle of catholicism is "father knows best" is evergreen humor
100
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
remember pepe
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i can’t hear MAHA without thinking media1.giphy.com/media/l0DAIl...
giphy.com
the amanda show nicksplat GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY
Discover & share this the amanda show nicksplat GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@jonathankesh.bsky.social i misread your bio as “mormon enthusiast” and was like howwww has this never come up
110
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
is lil tracy ok?
110
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
please do not do this
person sits on crowded subway with feet up on bench like they’re at home on their own big comfy couch
010
Reposted by Ariana DiValentino
tru @thetrudz.photo · 03/03/2025
No Other Land wins Best Documentary Feature (the film is still without US distribution) #Oscars www.indiewire.com/awards/resul...
No Other Land film poster. Oscar winner for Best Documentary Feature. Poster shows a pale sky with tattered land. A man is on the ground in the foreground, a bulldozer in rear.
14714
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
isabella rossellini wearing a blue velvet gown must be a nod to david lynch, no?
020
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
spotted in the newark airport: this guy using wildly improper glassware for sparkling wine
a skeleton sits on a counter with two bottles of sparkling wine, a martini glass, and a beer tulip glass
021
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
parents just don’t understand
text from Dad: “this halftime music has to be the worst i’ve ever heard, omg, horrible.”
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
if you’re someone who complains about tipping, please come to my job so i can vomit on you
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
pleasantly surprised to learn that @renegadefilmfest.bsky.social has chosen my short script Hexed as an official selection! hope to see you in GA next month 🍑🪄
poster reading: Hexed, a short screenplay by Ariana DiValentino. Laurels reading: Official Selection, Renegade Film Festival 2025
041
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
f i f t y - s i x p e r c e n t
0135
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
they recently announced mass layoffs at my job and i think today’s staff meal was the kitchen’s way of protesting
nasty looking pile of sliced boiled egg, honeydew melon, pickled red onions, and capers, on a plate, with rice and beans in the background
100
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
i really wish CDs would stop (illegally) asking my age
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
might fuck around and do “side to side” at the work party karaoke
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
my deepest, darkest apologies to mr. richard r. and the institution of fictional character james bond
LinkedIn message reading:

Richard R.
Contextual Data Analyst With A Flair For Data Visualization
Dear Ms. DiValentino - 

With my apologies, you completely messed up how to order a martini exactly like James Bond.  In fact, the passage you quoted, which you suggested was rather wordy, was in fact not wordy enough.

He used BOTH gin and vodka AND added the Kina Lillet in lieu of vermouth.  I've had it many times; it lacks character.

The passage, in total, reads:

'A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.'
'Oui, monsieur.'
'Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?'
'Certainly monsieur.' The barman seemed pleased with the idea.
'Gosh, that's certainly a drink,' said Leiter.
Bond laughed. 'When I'm ... er ... concentrating,' he explained, 'I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold, and very well made. I hate small portions of anything, particularly when they taste bad. This drink's my own invention. I'm going to patent it when I think of a good name.'  Later on he gives more detail about the drink, saying that the vodka should be made from grain rather than potatoes, which is complete sacrilege because everyone knows the best vodkas come from potatoes.
Reply
110
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I Lived It: My Dad Thought “Born in the U.S.A.” Was Right-Wing in Sentiment
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
oh
At one point, Baldoni also "claimed he could speak to the dead," telling Lively "on several occasions" that he had spoken to her recently deceased father, according to the complaint.
000
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
that’s that me bodytea
010
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
no beef with tegan & sara but like 5 mins into their hulu doc one of the interviewees tries to pose them as the alternative to the “boring” cis-male rock of the time (“all-star” and dance, dance” ?) which felt unnecessary and, idk, reductive and made me want to stop watching
100
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
how have men not figured out yet how genuinely hilarious it is when they call you ugly after you reject them
010
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
alright boys who wants to treat me to a mid-shelf open bar at the times square olive garden this NYE
100
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
i hope whoever stole my target package enjoys their 3 cans of Blue Buffalo Tastefuls Adult Cat Chicken Entree in Gravy Flaked Wet Cat Food. my children are starving
192
Reposted by Ariana DiValentino
Matthew Curtis @totalcurtis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m not sure what happened yesterday but quite remarkably @pelliclemag.bsky.social is now only TWO subscribers away from this years goal of 500! Thank you to our new members. Looks like I’ll be putting our rates up from tomorrow morning, all being well. Patreon.com/pelliclemag
patreon.com
Get more from Pellicle on Patreon
Creating an award-winning drinks magazine and podcast
53511
Ariana DiValentino @divalentinope.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
so wait are we doing this now?
000