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Diva Augusta

@divaaugusta.bsky.social
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Grumpy fig provider.

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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
'Look at me, sitting like a human. Don't know what all the fuss is about, it's hardly a challenge.'
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MORE COWBELL! #oneforthekids
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's giving... #OneForTheTeens
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Little does Madam know, but her beloved sofa is being replaced tomorrow (not before time). She is not going to be a happy pudding.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NotBob is the prettiest cat who isn't my cat.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The lilac tree in our garden became a temporary wonder of little crescents.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We got that effect too!
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I just went upstairs to get a cardi.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The parasol revival is long overdue.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today is a good day for all those Pope With A Baseball Bat photos you have been filing away...
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
BRING ON THE SCHISM.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I suspect my Dad has recovered enough after his recent surgery to resume practising his golf swing...
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Your kitties are beautiful! Here's my girl for cat tax.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In more cheering plant news, look at this absolute beast of an acanthus in the garden at Chez Augusta. Magnificent thing.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Tits.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This dickhead just shouted at me, chomped my hand and is now sitting here purring and wondering why I'm not stroking her. Idiot.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
First evening posh pop of the season. Yay!
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I, for one, welcome our hairy overlord, and would like to make a modest proposal for her cabinet. Edie is ready to serve.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
17 today. The reign of terror continues.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The cat has made a little nest among the bulbs under the lilac tree and it's so cute I can't cope.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Ta daaaah
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hilarious that they know about the Avignon papacy. *taps sign*
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Delicious cookies with thanks to @rich-bryant.uk for the recipe. The neighbours might get some. Maybe.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Magnificent. 10/10, no notes. Will be stealing.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I sniggered.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I know it falls into the same sort of category as 'leftover wine' but amazingly nobody in my house likes yorkshire pudding as much as I do, and I can often claim a left over slice from one of these.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
She's claimed that blanket for fuzzykind.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
It could be worse. There are no good options here.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Unscheduled mince pies. No regrets.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Greatest local FB group post ever.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Finally defeated the little bastard.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I think we win.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
"Can I interest you in the word of Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?"
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Is @showerabsolute.bsky.social moonlighting?
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Getting lap cuddles off an unexploded mine.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I mean, there's also this.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Here's Madam looking not entirely psycho.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
It may be the most ridiculous thing I have ever made. It's an absolute joy. LOOK AT MY ENORMOUS MUFF.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Nice to know my background would not have worked against me. 😂
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The local hospital are really leaning into the sinister vibe with their door signage.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Not Our Cat is back! Taking a break from her babies, who are probably driving her crackers.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Very mild, self reported symptoms with no evidence showing in an MRI and an extremely tentative conclusion. I know exactly what I think. My opinion has not changed one bit.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Mine is pretty much 'everything but the seafood'.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I'm sitting in the garden watching Mr A have a conversation with the small toad that has taken up residence in our pond. I did not forsee this for me, but I'm not mad about it.
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Diva Augusta @divaaugusta.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Do Not Tickle The Belly.
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