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Ditsy Von Blunderpants

@ditsy.bsky.social
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Cum laude graduate of Midvale School for the Gifted and former copywriter / producer.

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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 11m
They have no brains or interest, either.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 14m
That seems to be the plan.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 18h
Fraud is the foundation of evangelism.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 18h
A person with credibility AND integrity? There is hope, after all.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 18h
sure thing.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 18h
The inly joke is Trump himself. Such an unfit whack job.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 18h
And Tom Hanks’ mother in Nothing In Common 🙃
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 18h
Destroying the United States?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 18h
The people are silent.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 18h
Board of Peace? The one with members like Netanyahu and Vladimir Putin — both wanted by the International Criminal Court for war crimes and Netanyahu for crimes against humanity as well? The one whose sole purpose is leveling Gaza and replacing it with a luxury resort? That Board of Peace?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19h
The only law they enforce is terrorism.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19h
Where are Americans?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19h
Wonderful!
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19h
I ♥️ citizens who don’t sit quietly and allow it to continue.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19h
And Americans remain 100% tolerant.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 20h
How about American Citizens?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
barf.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎯 Bingo!
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m not delusional. either.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😳
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And stealing the 2024 election.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An impoverished, bankrupt America will provide the billionaires with what they need most: a huge pool of desperate job seekers.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’ll have to freak out about corrupt, treasonous Republicans refusing to seat the triumphant Democrats first.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe Psycho Don got tired of inciting insurrections?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😳 That’s not a kiss.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I ♥️ NPR. If I was a billionaire, they’d be fully funded forever.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d like to offer Mar-a-Lardo.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Arrests = a weak, fearful tyrant.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Plague laboratory or biological weapons lab?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Year’s Smartest, Most insightful Question So Far:
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not only have they avoided jai, they haven’t even been inconvenienced. Or identified.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need him removed from the White House. Apply the 25th Amendment!
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two giant economic engines he can’t bully into complicity. Trump is a thin-skinned, whiny wuss.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was thinking the little guy had a helpless look of pleading 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GOP Weights and Measures One ‘stick’ of GOP butter = one pat of actual butter.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
including 99% of Americans 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Russia is the victim of a war they started. Much like Trump in Iran. Two imbeciles = No brains
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Then maybe Anericans should stand up and fight back?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I voted this afternoon as if Trump was on the ballot. All democrats 🥳🎊🥂
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The feeling is mutual, by a factor of 250,000,00.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The hysterical wuss suggests the foreign state making him look like an incompetent imbecile to take out select American cities he can’t bully into submission.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No they aren’t. The U.S. has no functioning government, just a bunch of ignorant, spineless Russian assets who won’t lift a finger to stop what’s likely an experiment in developing biological weapons.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s standing like someone who filled his pants.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Duh, right? 🤣
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shame disappeared across America with Reagan. We have allowed every atrocity to proceed unchallenged since.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this from his make-up room at the Pentagon?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every single American needs to read ‘End Time Fascism’ by Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor. The introduction alone made me nauseous …
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So Musk‘s on loan from Trump for election fixing?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Defending the indefensible is the entire, all-consuming job of the GOP Congress — House and Senate. We’ve no government whatsoever. Just a horrifying collection of sadistic misfits draining the United States Treasury and murdering innocents around the world.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And not be surrounded by heavily-armed pituitary cases and a camera crew.
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