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Ditsy Von Blunderpants

@ditsy.bsky.social
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Cum laude graduate of Midvale School for the Gifted and former copywriter / producer.

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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 5h
Russell Vought is the poster boy.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 5h
Yet the Trump terrorists will incinerate the world to protect their pedophile bretheren .
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 5h
Is no one else ashamed?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DO NOT BE BULLIED! Americans still have the right to vote.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The ‘nightmare scenario’ for the Russian-owned and -operated GOP? The Constitution being applied to their brazen treaaon.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Says the human toilet.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are we really going to leave this man twisting in the wind! All alone?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Major Watson stood up for all of us. It’s time to stand up and get loud for him!
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mike Johnson announces the Republican party plans to overthrow the midterm election. Why? Because they’re unelectable domestic terrorists hiding mountains of evidence regarding their corruption and treason and violent perversions and those of their donors. Wake up.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At this point in time, Trump’s United States is an ugly, uncivilized joke.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
☎️ Hello, International Criminal Court? Your boy is at the UN in NYC, USA. Come and get him.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two absolute zeroes hating the world that hates them so much more.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump doesn’t realize we pay those prices. We know. We also know Trump’s a freeloading deadbeat tax-dodger who’s raped the United States of billions of dollars in tax revenue and extensive damage to government property while living free of charge in government housing. Seize his assets.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We’re no longer rich or powerful. We’re a bankrupt joke.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We protected the Kennedy Center, we can do the same for the wildlife refuge — it’s the only way to save America and our glorious resources.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heads up, TX. Musk is financing another manipulated election.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every day ICE burrows lower and deeper into depravity and Blackwater-style tactics.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vance with his artificial strap on spine.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, look, they’re writing Trump’s bullshit again. Can you imagine him using the word ‘cherish?’ Beloved United States? In any circumstance? Yeah, me, neither. Republicans are pitifully and desperately flailing.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The upside .
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump is clearly preparing for another undeclared war. This time on Americans.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mr. Tasteless Vulgarian hopes to turn the Kennedy Center into an upright Reflecting Pool — an ugly monstrosity.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hmm. Once again and true to form. ... www.rawstory.com/trump-greenl...
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Trump 'jumped the gun' as Greenland victory lap collides with Denmark's response
President Donald Trump declared Friday that the United States had secured “permanent control” over Greenland’s security — but Denmark and Greenland offered a sharply different account.An official stat...
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This isn’t belied. This is a performance. For an audience of one twisted lunatic.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did the DOD check the bathroom at Mar-a-Lago?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Q: What borders on insanity? A: Canada 🇨🇦 and Mexico 🇲🇽
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‘Affordability is a Biden hoax.’
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Marching Orders for Elected Democrats
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The FBI oughta set up a booth for interested applicants at prisons.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And Americans need to wake up, defend America, and cast their VOTE!
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FACT CHECK: Republicans have no minds to lose.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The GOP is clearly and enthusiastically eating their own in pursuit of power.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I adore men who know how to human.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What is that guy? 5’3”?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watch a shithead polish a turd. And fail.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How many warnings does this make? 30? 80?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Iranians are the rational ones.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What time?
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Listen to ‘high IQ person‘ brag about his war crimes.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump’s collapsing US economy and imminent depression will show those Europeans.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump thinks threatening to destroy his narcissistic fever dream is a threat . womp. womp, snowflake
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It required dozens of men and a parade of clown cars to transport this bedridden cadaver to the US Senate. Just another badly staged, easily discredied GOP event.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
GOP DECLARES US FOREIGN ENEMIES American taxpayers are now considered foreign psy ops — according to Republican imbeciles.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look at the millions of $$$ it takes to transport a diseased, powerless asshole to places that don’t want him.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Planting the seeds now for our survival.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does anyone believe January 6th won’t be repeated? Without responders this time.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ICE has no standards.
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do something! This one should be easy, but may cause some inconvenience. So 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Decoding Republican bullshit:
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Ditsy Von Blunderpants @ditsy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Money isn’t a sign of intelligence. Money isn’t a sign of character or merit or entitlement or worth. It’s a sign of nothing but twisted priorities.
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